We've got forum games on Alice
, Bob
, and David
. Now it's Claire's turn.
Claire doesn't have her priorities straight in the slightest. You respond to the above poster describing what she was supposed to do/what would be sensible with whatever random crap you think she was doing instead.
Example:
Instead of addressing the fact that her oven was on fire, Claire would rather...
Become a Shieldswoman.
Instead of using a Microwave, Claire would rather...
Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.Instead of growing fruits and vegetables in her backyard, Claire would rather... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
...turn her backyard into a pig farm.
Rather than pick between Force and Finesse, Clarie would rather...
Ret-Gone herself.
Instead of disciplining Bob, Claire would rather... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Enable Bob. He is her Property of Love, after all.
Instead of playing Quarterback, Claire would rather...
Play Halfback, like a LOSER.
Instead of hanging out with the cool neighbors, Gallant and Gabriella, Claire would rather… Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Bring others in.
Instead of moving out of Girldinia, Claire would rather...
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS...steal an idea.
Instead of being a Designated Driver, Claire would rather... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Keep that calm, cool composure around Gallant and Goofus instead.
Instead of playing an actually cool indie game, Claire would rather…
Edited by Ego-Man25 on Jan 2nd 2025 at 10:36:20 AM
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.(Edit:
'd)
...Lower her standards on purpose, to the point of playing indie games she knows are So Bad Its Horrible and unironically enjoy them.
Instead of brushing her hair every morning, Claire would rather...
Edited by HunterGr33n on Jan 2nd 2025 at 11:38:25 AM
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.Use two axes. (…Wait, that's actually not a bad idea.)
Instead of trying to avoid the Gallant & Goofus schtick, Claire would rather… Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
...Run into Goofus, making him drop his luggage.
Rather than be kind to bees, Claire would rather... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck

...tape herself to the wall.
Rather than stop Bob from destroying the world, Clair would rather... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck