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We've got forum games on Alice, Bob, and David. Now it's Claire's turn.

Claire doesn't have her priorities straight in the slightest. You respond to the above poster describing what she was supposed to do/what would be sensible with whatever random crap you think she was doing instead.

Example:


Instead of addressing the fact that her oven was on fire, Claire would rather...

DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#51: Dec 10th 2024 at 4:50:34 AM

...tape herself to the wall.


Rather than stop Bob from destroying the world, Clair would rather...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#52: Dec 10th 2024 at 4:53:19 AM

Help him destroy it.


Instead of being a swordswoman, Claire would rather...

cornyfield256 about to kidnap from Yoshi's Island Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
about to kidnap
#53: Dec 10th 2024 at 5:07:02 AM

Become a Shieldswoman.

Instead of using a Microwave, Claire would rather...

Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#54: Dec 10th 2024 at 8:28:33 PM

...Burn the damn thing. Sorry for sandwich posting, but it's dead.


Instead of going to any of the other character-based forum games (like Alice, Bob, David, Eve and Flash), Claire would rather...

DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#55: Dec 10th 2024 at 8:31:09 PM

...do her own forum game.


Instead of growing fruits and vegetables in her backyard, Claire would rather...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#56: Dec 11th 2024 at 5:23:32 PM

...turn her backyard into a pig farm.


Rather than pick between Force and Finesse, Clarie would rather...

The21zonz KIRBY PLUSH from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
KIRBY PLUSH
#57: Dec 11th 2024 at 5:25:58 PM

…do both!


Rather than existing, Claire would…

KIRBY PLUSH
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#58: Dec 11th 2024 at 5:27:21 PM

Ret-Gone herself.


Instead of disciplining Bob, Claire would rather...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#59: Dec 11th 2024 at 8:17:14 PM

Enable Bob. He is her Property of Love, after all.


Instead of playing Quarterback, Claire would rather...

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#60: Dec 11th 2024 at 8:32:18 PM

Play Halfback, like a LOSER.


Instead of hanging out with the cool neighbors, Gallant and Gabriella, Claire would rather…

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#61: Dec 28th 2024 at 1:54:59 PM

...party with Goofus.


Instead of moving out of her haunted house, Claire would rather...

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#62: Dec 28th 2024 at 2:01:13 PM

Bring others in.

Instead of moving out of Girldinia, Claire would rather...

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
idkwhatiamdoingatp What's your function? from Hooking up the country helping business rise (Series 1) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
What's your function?
#63: Dec 28th 2024 at 4:11:50 PM

...resurrect Baldinia (or Baldland, as it was ALSO formerly called back then).


Instead of having an idea, Claire would rather...

WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#64: Dec 28th 2024 at 4:15:47 PM

...steal an idea.


Instead of being a Designated Driver, Claire would rather...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#65: Dec 28th 2024 at 10:02:50 PM

Binge on like 5 kegs worth of alcohol, then insist she drives.


Rather than actually take responsibility for Peepaw Claidheamh, Claire would rather...

ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#66: Jan 2nd 2025 at 10:13:39 AM

...put hot sauce in his peas like the bastard she is.


Instead of consulting a financial advisor, Claire would rather...

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Sammael29 Since: Aug, 2018
#67: Jan 2nd 2025 at 10:15:08 AM

Steal money.


Instead of accepting her current height, Claire would rather...

BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#68: Jan 2nd 2025 at 10:18:04 AM

Inflate it so that she's 6'8" and not just 6'5". (Yes, Claire is indeed 6'5")


Instead of keeping a cool, calm composure when Flash Young is around, Claire would rather...

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#69: Jan 2nd 2025 at 10:32:46 AM

Keep that calm, cool composure around Gallant and Goofus instead.


Instead of playing an actually cool indie game, Claire would rather…

[down] So… you got ninja'd…

Edited by Ego-Man25 on Jan 2nd 2025 at 10:36:20 AM

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#70: Jan 2nd 2025 at 10:35:22 AM

(Edit: [nja]'d)

...Lower her standards on purpose, to the point of playing indie games she knows are So Bad Its Horrible and unironically enjoy them.


Instead of brushing her hair every morning, Claire would rather...

Edited by HunterGr33n on Jan 2nd 2025 at 11:38:25 AM

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#71: Jan 2nd 2025 at 10:36:36 AM

...Gel it up to emulate Flash Young's pompadour. Of course, she does all the styling with her hands, no tools needed.


Instead of using an axe, Claire would rather...

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#72: Jan 2nd 2025 at 10:38:00 AM

Use two axes. (…Wait, that's actually not a bad idea.)


Instead of trying to avoid the Gallant & Goofus schtick, Claire would rather…

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#73: Jan 2nd 2025 at 6:09:25 PM

...Run into Goofus, making him drop his luggage.


Rather than be kind to bees, Claire would rather...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
idkwhatiamdoingatp What's your function? from Hooking up the country helping business rise (Series 1) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
What's your function?
#74: Jan 2nd 2025 at 8:52:47 PM

...get stung by them.


Instead of rushing to the lifeboats on the sinking of the Tropertania, Claire would rather...

Edited by idkwhatiamdoingatp on Jan 3rd 2025 at 1:47:09 AM

WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#75: Jan 2nd 2025 at 8:54:36 PM

Plant bombs and blow the ship sky high.


Rather than sign up for the Tropelandic Air Force, Claire would rather...


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