We've got forum games on Alice
, Bob
, and David
. Now it's Claire's turn.
Claire doesn't have her priorities straight in the slightest. You respond to the above poster describing what she was supposed to do/what would be sensible with whatever random crap you think she was doing instead.
Example:
Instead of addressing the fact that her oven was on fire, Claire would rather...
...thump people's posts.
Instead of putting herself in the dryer to cool off, Claire would rather... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
...eat lasagna.
Instead of repairing the TV Tropes servers, Clair would rather...
I literally cannot make out with a television the fuckEmulate it.
Instead of inserting money in a vending machine Claire would rather...
Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack....insert Emeralds.
Instead of driving a fuel-efficient or electric car, Claire would rather...
Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Dec 7th 2024 at 6:12:12 PM
And also, that’s- Sarcasm...drive a motorcycle.
Instead of removing ZCE, Claire would rather... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
...act like she's left handed.
Rather than beat the shit out of Caidheamh, Claire would rather... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
... give them all typewriters and see if they write the next cash-cow franchise.
Instead of playing a fun video game when she's bored, Claire would rather... Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.
...watch paint dry.
Rather than punch a wall, Claire would rather... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Own Bob as a Property of Love. (He had it coming.)
Instead of drinking coffee or tea in the morning, Claire would rather...
Have Uncoffee.
Instead of doing detective work, Claire would rather... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Do SWAT-team work.
Instead of wielding Barbaric Battleaxes, Savage Spiked Weapons, or any other stereotypically "barbaric" weapon, Claire would rather...
Edited by BlaseSonOfAGun1988 on Dec 8th 2024 at 10:47:52 AM
Set up a gigantic desk in the middle of town, with an equally-gigantic computer, then make herself grow into a Giant Woman and sit down to do her work from there.
Instead of taping off the room she's going to do her building work in, Claire would rather...
Edited by Sammael29 on Dec 10th 2024 at 12:24:23 PM

…quit her job to browse TV Tropes more…
Instead of bumping a thread, Claire would rather…
And also, that’s- Sarcasm