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We've got forum games on Alice, Bob, and David. Now it's Claire's turn.

Claire doesn't have her priorities straight in the slightest. You respond to the above poster describing what she was supposed to do/what would be sensible with whatever random crap you think she was doing instead.

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Instead of addressing the fact that her oven was on fire, Claire would rather...

ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#26: Oct 4th 2024 at 1:19:22 PM

…quit her job to browse TV Tropes more…

Instead of bumping a thread, Claire would rather…

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#27: Oct 4th 2024 at 1:28:17 PM

...thump people's posts.


Instead of putting herself in the dryer to cool off, Claire would rather...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#28: Dec 6th 2024 at 11:02:02 AM

...Fly to the sun instead.


Instead of Eve, Alice, David, or Bob, Claire would rather date...

FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#29: Dec 6th 2024 at 11:24:50 AM

Gabriel. Frederick is just a sperm cell.

Instead of eating pizza, Claire would rather…

Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Dec 6th 2024 at 1:25:10 PM

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#30: Dec 6th 2024 at 6:55:13 PM

...eat lasagna.

Instead of repairing the TV Tropes servers, Clair would rather...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#31: Dec 7th 2024 at 1:40:42 AM

Go on dates with Bob.

Instead of living off instant noodles, Claire would rather...

idkwhatiamdoingatp What's your function? from Hooking up the country helping business rise (Series 1) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
What's your function?
#32: Dec 7th 2024 at 4:33:18 AM

...live off instant burgers. (They can exist, you doofus.)


Instead of renovating Big Ben (its renovations are already finished, so think of before the renovations finished, and after they have started), Claire would rather...

WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?
The21zonz KIRBY PLUSH from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
KIRBY PLUSH
#33: Dec 7th 2024 at 4:35:09 AM

Knock it down, and build it again.


Instead of driving to work, Claire would…

KIRBY PLUSH
HacksAndSlash Emilé from Saving the world Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Emilé
#34: Dec 7th 2024 at 4:43:39 AM

Hang-glide to work


Instead of playing video games on a dedicated console Claire would rather...

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"
cornyfield256 about to kidnap from Yoshi's Island Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
about to kidnap
#35: Dec 7th 2024 at 6:05:15 AM

Emulate it.

Instead of inserting money in a vending machine Claire would rather...

Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#36: Dec 7th 2024 at 10:12:02 AM

...insert Emeralds.

Instead of driving a fuel-efficient or electric car, Claire would rather...

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Dec 7th 2024 at 6:12:12 PM

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#37: Dec 7th 2024 at 10:51:08 AM

...drive a motorcycle.


Instead of removing ZCE, Claire would rather...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
BBGunman TV Tropes' resident resident Since: Aug, 2024
TV Tropes' resident resident
#38: Dec 7th 2024 at 11:21:51 AM

become a capitalist.


Instead of finding purpose in life, Claire would rather...

guys im so back
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#39: Dec 7th 2024 at 6:18:52 PM

...Marry Bob and live off his success (all one of it, considering how restricted he is in Tv Tropes).


Instead of conforming to be right-handed, Claire would rather...

DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#40: Dec 7th 2024 at 8:20:10 PM

...act like she's left handed.


Rather than beat the shit out of Caidheamh, Claire would rather...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#41: Dec 7th 2024 at 8:21:47 PM

N-No... M-Must... Resist... SANDWICH POSTING... gAHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT

...Spend bonding time with her ancestor.

I'm sorry for that. Someone better make a new "Claire would rather", I've made a sandwich post.

Sammael29 Since: Aug, 2018
#42: Dec 7th 2024 at 11:21:09 PM

Instead of transporting monkeys, Claire would rather...

wingedcatgirl mys. minty from the silly dimension from lurking (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
mys. minty from the silly dimension
#43: Dec 8th 2024 at 7:14:41 AM

... give them all typewriters and see if they write the next cash-cow franchise.


Instead of playing a fun video game when she's bored, Claire would rather...

Suddenly I'm... still rotating Fallen London in my mind even though I've stopped actively playing it.
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#44: Dec 8th 2024 at 9:38:53 AM

...watch paint dry.


Rather than punch a wall, Claire would rather...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#45: Dec 8th 2024 at 9:44:45 AM

Punch Bob.


Instead of having a perfectly normal marriage with Bob, Claire would rather...

Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#46: Dec 8th 2024 at 8:50:36 PM

Own Bob as a Property of Love. (He had it coming.)


Instead of drinking coffee or tea in the morning, Claire would rather...

DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#47: Dec 8th 2024 at 10:26:41 PM

Have Uncoffee.


Instead of doing detective work, Claire would rather...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#48: Dec 8th 2024 at 10:47:38 PM

Do SWAT-team work.


Instead of wielding Barbaric Battleaxes, Savage Spiked Weapons, or any other stereotypically "barbaric" weapon, Claire would rather...

Edited by BlaseSonOfAGun1988 on Dec 8th 2024 at 10:47:52 AM

Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#49: Dec 9th 2024 at 6:57:19 PM

Use an obsidian spear.


Instead of working from home or commuting, Clarie would rather...

Sammael29 Since: Aug, 2018
#50: Dec 10th 2024 at 12:24:09 AM

Set up a gigantic desk in the middle of town, with an equally-gigantic computer, then make herself grow into a Giant Woman and sit down to do her work from there.


Instead of taping off the room she's going to do her building work in, Claire would rather...

Edited by Sammael29 on Dec 10th 2024 at 12:24:23 PM


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