We've got forum games on Alice
, Bob
, and David
. Now it's Claire's turn.
Claire doesn't have her priorities straight in the slightest. You respond to the above poster describing what she was supposed to do/what would be sensible with whatever random crap you think she was doing instead.
Example:
Instead of addressing the fact that her oven was on fire, Claire would rather...
...claim that it isn't smoke, it's steam.
Instead of researching for her paper discussing the similarities between Ace Attorney and an actual courtroom, Claire would rather...
I dunno why, but I've got a bad feeling about things...Act like Naruhido
Instead of turning on subtitles to understand whats happening on Tv Breizh (Actual TV sender), Claire would rather...
I AM PREY TO NONE!…attempt to try and lip read what the characters are saying.
Instead of trying to make a cake with the usual ingredients, Claire would rather…
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!go LARPing.
Instead of eating breakfast, Claire would rather... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
…wait until 1 o clock in the evening to do absolutely anything with her life.
Instead of stopping by at the gas station, Claire would rather…
Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Sep 5th 2024 at 8:45:48 PM
And also, that’s- Sarcasmrun for her life.
Instead of trying to get a high score on Donkey Kong (1981), Claire would rather... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
…try to get to the ending cutscene of Dinosaur Game.
Instead of sleeping for eight hours every night, Claire would rather… My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
Stay up until 4:03 a.m. watching YouTube and browsing Tumblr on her laptop, only stopping and actually going to bed when it dies. Then she sleeps for ~2.5 hours.
Instead of confronting the people who bully her, Claire would rather...
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.Talk with her IRL friends.
Instead of maining Roy in Smash, Claire would rather ... Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
main Chrom! close enough anyways.
instead of participating in Our avatars are posting on a forum thread, Claire would rather... Welcome, my little friend! Or should I say...friends?
…spend all day on this forum game of all threads.
Instead of acknowledging that there might be some more mundane reason for the groaning sounds in her basement, Claire would rather…
And also, that’s- Sarcasmsuspect there's a demon in her house.
Rather than exorcise the demon in her basement, Claire would rather... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Learn latin from it, as it's obviously a native speaker.
Instead of addressing the rusty nail in her foot (form going into the basement) Claire would rather...
Edited by AteWithoutTable on Sep 6th 2024 at 11:28:49 AM
"I won’t be your dog, but if you’re half the wolf I think you are, you’ve found a fox to run with." -Kinch Na Shannak...step on the live wire also in the basement with the nail in her foot to enjoy the buzz.
Instead of realising that she just got badly electrocuted, Claire would rather...
And also, that’s- Sarcasm...try to imitate Blanka.
Instead of running away from a trenchcoat-clad Implacable Man, Claire would rather...
...face him head on, disregarding any and all strategies.
Instead of retreating during a Hopeless Boss Fight, Claire would rather...
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Sep 9th 2024 at 11:31:18 PM
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!punch the boss until it dies a Death of a Thousand Cuts.
Rather than turning off a haunted television, Claire would rather... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Instead of proofreading her essay, Claire would rather...
And also, that’s- Sarcasm...have Grammarly do the work.
Instead of going to Tropaholics Anonymous, Claire would rather... I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck

We've got forum games on Alice
, Bob
, and David
. Now it's Claire's turn.
Claire doesn't have her priorities straight in the slightest. You respond to the above poster describing what she was supposed to do/what would be sensible with whatever random crap you think she was doing instead.
Example:
Instead of addressing the fact that her oven was on fire, Claire would rather...
And also, that’s- Sarcasm