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We've got forum games on Alice, Bob, and David. Now it's Claire's turn.

Claire doesn't have her priorities straight in the slightest. You respond to the above poster describing what she was supposed to do/what would be sensible with whatever random crap you think she was doing instead.

Example:


Instead of addressing the fact that her oven was on fire, Claire would rather...

ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#1: Sep 4th 2024 at 11:57:13 AM

We've got forum games on Alice, Bob, and David. Now it's Claire's turn.

Claire doesn't have her priorities straight in the slightest. You respond to the above poster describing what she was supposed to do/what would be sensible with whatever random crap you think she was doing instead.

Example:


Instead of addressing the fact that her oven was on fire, Claire would rather...

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Allora The One Behind The Screen from somewhere in the world (Private) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
The One Behind The Screen
#2: Sep 4th 2024 at 12:00:34 PM

...claim that it isn't smoke, it's steam.


Instead of researching for her paper discussing the similarities between Ace Attorney and an actual courtroom, Claire would rather...

I dunno why, but I've got a bad feeling about things...
mii-tis I want to be wanted, is that so wrong? from You tell me (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
I want to be wanted, is that so wrong?
#3: Sep 4th 2024 at 12:03:34 PM

Act like Naruhido


Instead of turning on subtitles to understand whats happening on Tv Breizh (Actual TV sender), Claire would rather...

I AM PREY TO NONE!
starmate3 Come to the place where party is king! from Piñata Island Since: Jun, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Come to the place where party is king!
#4: Sep 4th 2024 at 1:18:34 PM

…attempt to try and lip read what the characters are saying.

Instead of trying to make a cake with the usual ingredients, Claire would rather…

So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!
Heehee47 Princess of Moonbrooke from The guy standing right in front of you. Since: Mar, 2022 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Princess of Moonbrooke
#5: Sep 4th 2024 at 1:25:53 PM

make a mud cake with sticks, mud, and grass.

Instead of playing video games, Claire would rather…

Wherefore comest thou here?
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#6: Sep 4th 2024 at 3:05:21 PM

go LARPing.


Instead of eating breakfast, Claire would rather...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#7: Sep 5th 2024 at 12:45:02 AM

…wait until 1 o clock in the evening to do absolutely anything with her life.


Instead of stopping by at the gas station, Claire would rather…

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Sep 5th 2024 at 8:45:48 PM

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Sammael29 Since: Aug, 2018
#8: Sep 5th 2024 at 4:31:56 AM

Carry her car all the way back home on her shoulders.

Instead of checking the kitchen for alligators, Claire would rather...

TheFarmboy You can go home, Courier from Mojave Wasteland (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
You can go home, Courier
#9: Sep 5th 2024 at 5:36:51 AM

Flood her kitchen for the gators to swim in.

Rather than brushing and flossing her teeth, Claire would rather...

I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#10: Sep 5th 2024 at 6:17:51 AM

Do the floss.


Instead of walking, Claire would rather…

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#11: Sep 5th 2024 at 9:26:25 AM

run for her life.


Instead of trying to get a high score on Donkey Kong (1981), Claire would rather...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
SeaMonkey851 Autistic Gamer from Topeka, Kansas (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Autistic Gamer
#12: Sep 5th 2024 at 1:55:15 PM

…try to get to the ending cutscene of Dinosaur Game.


Instead of sleeping for eight hours every night, Claire would rather…

My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#13: Sep 5th 2024 at 4:11:04 PM

Stay up until 4:03 a.m. watching YouTube and browsing Tumblr on her laptop, only stopping and actually going to bed when it dies. Then she sleeps for ~2.5 hours.


Instead of confronting the people who bully her, Claire would rather...

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#14: Sep 5th 2024 at 4:50:33 PM

Pay a bunch of people to bully them back.


Instead of actually troping, Clarie would rather...

TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#15: Sep 5th 2024 at 6:09:05 PM

Talk with her IRL friends.


Instead of maining Roy in Smash, Claire would rather ...

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
Eisner 🏳‍⚧she/they pronouns please🏳‍⚧ from the Deepsea Metro (Private) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
🏳‍⚧she/they pronouns please🏳‍⚧
#16: Sep 5th 2024 at 6:30:01 PM

main Chrom! close enough anyways.


instead of participating in Our avatars are posting on a forum thread, Claire would rather...

Welcome, my little friend! Or should I say...friends?
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#17: Sep 6th 2024 at 3:13:33 PM

…spend all day on this forum game of all threads.

Instead of acknowledging that there might be some more mundane reason for the groaning sounds in her basement, Claire would rather…

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#18: Sep 6th 2024 at 7:07:05 PM

suspect there's a demon in her house.


Rather than exorcise the demon in her basement, Claire would rather...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
AteWithoutTable Just unique enough to be boring and average. from Trapped on Royalroad.com (Live in WI USA) Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Just unique enough to be boring and average.
#19: Sep 6th 2024 at 9:28:35 PM

Learn latin from it, as it's obviously a native speaker.

Instead of addressing the rusty nail in her foot (form going into the basement) Claire would rather...

Edited by AteWithoutTable on Sep 6th 2024 at 11:28:49 AM

"I won’t be your dog, but if you’re half the wolf I think you are, you’ve found a fox to run with." -Kinch Na Shannak
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#20: Sep 8th 2024 at 11:53:43 AM

...step on the live wire also in the basement with the nail in her foot to enjoy the buzz.


Instead of realising that she just got badly electrocuted, Claire would rather...

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Janker72 Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
YourEternalTroper The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
#22: Sep 9th 2024 at 9:28:46 AM

...face him head on, disregarding any and all strategies.


Instead of retreating during a Hopeless Boss Fight, Claire would rather...

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Sep 9th 2024 at 11:31:18 PM

The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#23: Sep 11th 2024 at 10:56:53 AM

punch the boss until it dies a Death of a Thousand Cuts.


Rather than turning off a haunted television, Claire would rather...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#24: Sep 25th 2024 at 11:29:22 AM

...flirt with it.


Instead of proofreading her essay, Claire would rather...

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#25: Sep 25th 2024 at 1:19:32 PM

...have Grammarly do the work.


Instead of going to Tropaholics Anonymous, Claire would rather...

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck

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