"No, David!" is a children's book about a kid named David, and he does random bad things, including but not limited to running around the street naked, swearing, overflowing bathtubs, and staying outside after recess. However, something like "No, David, NO!" or "Get back here, David" doesn't quite hit the mark, so come up with unorthodox things for David to do.
To the game!
No, David! Don't start World War Two!
...No, David, fuck you! Why don't you get bent INSTEAD!!!
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.No David!!! STOP MENTIONING THAT ONE GODDAMNED GAME WITH FURRIES MADE OUT OF GOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3No David, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
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Horseradish is not an instrument either.
No, David, I will not be dining with you today. Flattered that you considered me, truly, but alas, it is not in the cards.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.

No, David! Don't go to Sharon Tate's house!
See you, space cowboy...