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"No, David!" is a children's book about a kid named David, and he does random bad things, including but not limited to running around the street naked, swearing, overflowing bathtubs, and staying outside after recess. However, something like "No, David, NO!" or "Get back here, David" doesn't quite hit the mark, so come up with unorthodox things for David to do.

To the game!

No, David! Don't start World War Two!

RadicalEdwood Some random dude from The Pearly Gates Since: Apr, 2025 Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Some random dude
#176: May 11th 2025 at 11:51:55 PM

No, David! Don't go to Sharon Tate's house!

See you, space cowboy...
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#177: May 12th 2025 at 4:35:56 AM

No, David! Don’t walk onto the train tracks!

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
Veemo888 RAM Day 4: Belle Fontiere from Sillica City (Troper Youngling)
RAM Day 4: Belle Fontiere
#178: May 25th 2025 at 1:59:16 AM

No, David! Don't try to fight that Chinese Amazon!

(My first ever avatar!)
LibbyClements That one neurodivergent girl from Mount Washington, Kentucky Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
That one neurodivergent girl
#179: May 25th 2025 at 5:44:24 AM

No, David! Don't write off my favorite show as a tax write off!

Growing up leads to growing old and then to dying, and dying to me don't sound like all that much fun!
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#180: May 25th 2025 at 2:17:36 PM

No, David! Don't go back in time and kill my grandfather!

For every low there is a high.
MyOwnSummerShoveIt FROM ZERO from Funny Maze (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Dating the Doctor
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#182: May 26th 2025 at 7:55:44 PM

...No, David, fuck you! Why don't you get bent INSTEAD!!!

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#183: May 26th 2025 at 8:18:24 PM

No, David! Don’t cover trees in gasoline!

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#184: May 27th 2025 at 3:00:36 AM

No David!!! STOP MENTIONING THAT ONE GODDAMNED GAME WITH FURRIES MADE OUT OF GOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
Veemo888 RAM Day 4: Belle Fontiere from Sillica City (Troper Youngling)
RAM Day 4: Belle Fontiere
#185: May 27th 2025 at 11:36:59 AM

No, David! Don't build walls across every country in the world!

(My first ever avatar!)
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#186: May 28th 2025 at 9:19:08 AM

No, David! Eww! Go wash your hands! Yucky! No!

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Owen23 The Pryomaniac from The Red Team Base Since: Mar, 2022 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The Pryomaniac
#188: May 28th 2025 at 10:21:35 AM

No, David! Don't get sick on the Rollercoaster after eating too much food!

"Mmmph mmph!"
Veemo888 RAM Day 4: Belle Fontiere from Sillica City (Troper Youngling)
RAM Day 4: Belle Fontiere
#189: May 28th 2025 at 1:40:49 PM

No, David! Don't try to go to the Earth's core!

(My first ever avatar!)
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#190: May 28th 2025 at 2:55:24 PM

[up][up] And don't get sick on it just because you have motion sickness either! Just chew on some candied ginger or something!

For every low there is a high.
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#191: May 29th 2025 at 10:38:35 AM

No, David! Don’t clog all the toilets at Burger King!

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
MyOwnSummerShoveIt FROM ZERO from Funny Maze (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Dating the Doctor
FROM ZERO
#192: May 29th 2025 at 12:17:54 PM

No, David! Don’t make the Wikipedia homepage redirect to Goatse!

WHAT DOES 'FROM ZERO' MEAN ANYWAY?
alateli " oh , uh .. 'blanket'." from Living Room (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
" oh , uh .. 'blanket'."
#193: May 30th 2025 at 8:42:44 AM

No, David! Don't open that portal leading to a never-ending time loop!

No, David! Don't open that portal leading to a never-ending time loop!

Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
Veemo888 RAM Day 4: Belle Fontiere from Sillica City (Troper Youngling)
RAM Day 4: Belle Fontiere
#194: May 30th 2025 at 11:35:06 PM

How many times do I have to tell you this, David? Don't try to get out of the car when it's on the road, or I'll have to turn the child lock on again!

(My first ever avatar!)
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#195: May 31st 2025 at 6:29:26 AM

David, stop maining 1x1x1x1!!!!!!

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#196: May 31st 2025 at 8:14:12 PM

No, David! Don’t divide by zero!

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
Veemo888 RAM Day 4: Belle Fontiere from Sillica City (Troper Youngling)
RAM Day 4: Belle Fontiere
#197: Jun 1st 2025 at 5:26:12 AM

No, David! Stop asking if we're there yet!

(My first ever avatar!)
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#198: Jun 1st 2025 at 5:32:16 AM

No, David, I will not be dining with you today. Flattered that you considered me, truly, but alas, it is not in the cards.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Owen23 The Pryomaniac from The Red Team Base Since: Mar, 2022 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The Pryomaniac
#199: Jun 1st 2025 at 10:59:29 AM

No, David! Don't shoot Mr. Burns and blame Smithers on it!

"Mmmph mmph!"
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#200: Jun 1st 2025 at 2:26:20 PM

No, David! Don't touch something Arthur told you not to!

For every low there is a high.

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