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"No, David!" is a children's book about a kid named David, and he does random bad things, including but not limited to running around the street naked, swearing, overflowing bathtubs, and staying outside after recess. However, something like "No, David, NO!" or "Get back here, David" doesn't quite hit the mark, so come up with unorthodox things for David to do.

To the game!

No, David! Don't start World War Two!

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#151: Apr 8th 2025 at 12:53:24 PM

[up]Oh no, by all means DO, but don't come BACK!

Edited by dvorak on Apr 8th 2025 at 8:48:01 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
punkcrow The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him) from Northwest Indiana Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him)
#152: Apr 8th 2025 at 6:56:16 PM

No, David, stop adding yourself reacting to videos for no reason!

Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
YourEternalTroper The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
#153: Apr 8th 2025 at 7:02:55 PM

No, David. Don't embrace The Dark Side. Your fragile pride isn't Worth It. You need to remember who you really are.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Apr 8th 2025 at 9:04:09 PM

The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
Veemo888 RAM Day 4: Belle Fontiere from Sillica City (Troper Youngling)
RAM Day 4: Belle Fontiere
#154: Apr 9th 2025 at 7:29:57 AM

No, David! Don't get Nintendo to raise the price of Mario Kart World! It already costs $80!

(My first ever avatar!)
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#155: Apr 9th 2025 at 8:12:18 AM

No, David! Don't support such an anti-consumer company! I know it hurts, but a limb that goes rotten and cancerous needs to be amputated.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#156: Apr 9th 2025 at 12:41:20 PM

But, David, you shouldn't amputate healthy limbs!

For every low there is a high.
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#157: Apr 14th 2025 at 9:42:10 PM

Egg.

No, David! Stop turning people into—

Egg. 🥚

Edited by BlankBlankness on Apr 14th 2025 at 11:43:33 AM

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#158: Apr 15th 2025 at 2:23:36 AM

David, you're not better at rapping than El Cool P, so quit trying to be a rapper and get some meaningful job instead like working at Trope Co.

No wait, employing you at Trope Co. is no good too. Just go find what job finds you best but a rapper and a Trope Co. employee.

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
Seaners Just some guy from Manila Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Just some guy
#159: Apr 15th 2025 at 2:27:18 AM

No, David. Summoning an Eldritch Abomination by way of ritual is not good for the environment because "you said so". That also applies if said abomination is one of nature.

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#160: Apr 15th 2025 at 3:36:14 AM

No, David! Don't misspell "rapping" with only one P!

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#161: Apr 15th 2025 at 7:42:34 AM

No, David, your tie is *not* evil and it's not going to kill you.

Edited by dvorak on Apr 15th 2025 at 7:42:41 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
newaccount Naked kitten from Super Hell (Experienced Trainee) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Naked kitten
#162: Apr 15th 2025 at 7:49:40 AM

No, David! Don't make a deal with him!

Free the hostages in the Troubled Teen Industry
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#163: Apr 15th 2025 at 7:59:02 AM

No, David! Don’t bludgeon the policeman with his own nightstick!

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#164: Apr 15th 2025 at 8:19:49 AM

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#165: Apr 15th 2025 at 8:25:23 AM

No, David! Don’t write “the pen is hard” without a space between “pen” and “is”!

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
Veemo888 RAM Day 4: Belle Fontiere from Sillica City (Troper Youngling)
RAM Day 4: Belle Fontiere
#166: Apr 15th 2025 at 11:58:32 AM

No, David! Don't try to drive the car! You don't know how to!

(My first ever avatar!)
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#167: Apr 15th 2025 at 12:25:32 PM

No, David! Don't shoot down the magical flying pony!

Edited by dvorak on Apr 15th 2025 at 12:25:42 PM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#168: Apr 15th 2025 at 3:54:58 PM

No, David! Don't use mayonnaise or horseradish as instruments!

For every low there is a high.
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#169: Apr 15th 2025 at 7:48:37 PM

No, David! Don’t eat the toadstools because they’re poisonous!

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#170: Apr 19th 2025 at 9:03:23 PM

Eat them because they're delicious instead! Ah, the comma, the difference between "Let's eat Jennifer" and "let's eat, Jennifer."


No, David, you can't eat toadstools just before bed. You know they give you crazy nightmares.

[down] Bravo. That is among the worst things I've ever read.

Edited by dvorak on Apr 19th 2025 at 9:39:11 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
The-Omniscient-Dex Just call me Jason, I suppose from Classified (Terrible Twos) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Just call me Jason, I suppose
#171: Apr 19th 2025 at 9:15:57 PM

No David, don't lick other people's bunions.

I'm much too lazy to come up with a caption.
Veemo888 RAM Day 4: Belle Fontiere from Sillica City (Troper Youngling)
RAM Day 4: Belle Fontiere
#172: Apr 20th 2025 at 2:33:44 AM

No, David! Don't put that headset on! You have no idea where you'll end up, won't you?

(My first ever avatar!)
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#173: Apr 20th 2025 at 4:35:42 AM

No, David! Stop saying nothing but “Oh, seriously?”

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#174: May 7th 2025 at 11:16:16 AM

No, David! Don't look up the release date of Super Mario Maker 1!

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#175: May 7th 2025 at 2:34:15 PM

No, David! Don't kill bees!

For every low there is a high.

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