"No, David!" is a children's book about a kid named David, and he does random bad things, including but not limited to running around the street naked, swearing, overflowing bathtubs, and staying outside after recess. However, something like "No, David, NO!" or "Get back here, David" doesn't quite hit the mark, so come up with unorthodox things for David to do.
To the game!
No, David! Don't start World War Two!
No, David, stop adding yourself reacting to videos for no reason!
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.No, David. Don't embrace The Dark Side. Your fragile pride isn't Worth It. You need to remember who you really are.
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Apr 8th 2025 at 9:04:09 PM
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!No, David! Don't get Nintendo to raise the price of Mario Kart World! It already costs $80!
(My first ever avatar!)Egg.
No, David! Stop turning people into—
Egg. 🥚
Edited by BlankBlankness on Apr 14th 2025 at 11:43:33 AM
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc deDavid, you're not better at rapping than El Cool P, so quit trying to be a rapper and get some meaningful job instead like working at Trope Co.
No wait, employing you at Trope Co. is no good too. Just go find what job finds you best but a rapper and a Trope Co. employee.
Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3No, David. Summoning an Eldritch Abomination by way of ritual is not good for the environment because "you said so". That also applies if said abomination is one of nature.
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.- ...Well not while on full video display.
- No, what you're supposed to do is wait while no one with a camera is watching, and wait until you see unjustified police brutality. Then you can wail away at the pig to your heart's content.
No, David! Don't shoot down the magical flying pony!
Edited by dvorak on Apr 15th 2025 at 12:25:42 PM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!Eat them because they're delicious instead! Ah, the comma, the difference between "Let's eat Jennifer" and "let's eat, Jennifer."
No, David, you can't eat toadstools just before bed. You know they give you crazy nightmares.
Bravo. That is among the worst things I've ever read.
Edited by dvorak on Apr 19th 2025 at 9:39:11 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!No, David! Don't put that headset on! You have no idea where you'll end up, won't you?
(My first ever avatar!)No, David! Stop saying nothing but “Oh, seriously?”
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de

Edited by dvorak on Apr 8th 2025 at 8:48:01 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!