"No, David!" is a children's book about a kid named David, and he does random bad things, including but not limited to running around the street naked, swearing, overflowing bathtubs, and staying outside after recess. However, something like "No, David, NO!" or "Get back here, David" doesn't quite hit the mark, so come up with unorthodox things for David to do.
To the game!
No, David! Don't start World War Two!
No, David, don't keep encouraging the (definitely not imaginary) mods to keep thumping m-...
Wait.
It got Running Gagged? YES! Thank you David, I owe you one.
Yargh, Captain David!! Don't be thinkin' about namin' the watery grave of the ocean depths after ye, it's bad luck in these waters!
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.No, David! Don't make me question my gender and sexuality- ahhhh, too late.
i just want you for my own. more than you could ever know.No, David, you are not going to think about the Continuity Lock-Out that is the Dork Age these Forum Games had gone through for a few weeks there, trust me, this is for the better that we move on, and get back to screwing around with stupid shit. You will thank us later.
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.No, David! Don't you dare hug Twisted Glisten! He's still dangerous, come to think of it!
Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3No, David! Don't start the Third Impact! I swear David, if these crosses appear from the sky you're really in big troub- (Gets turned into LCL)
"Mmmph mmph!"No, David, I don't want to see that "trick" you can do with a yo-yo and a pineapple.
I also don't wanna see the "trick" you can do with a garden hose.
Edited by dvorak on Mar 31st 2025 at 10:17:46 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!No David! Don't run out on the road for your ball, There is a car and it is going to hit you!
BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.

No, David! Don't put metal in the microwave!
For every low there is a high.