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"No, David!" is a children's book about a kid named David, and he does random bad things, including but not limited to running around the street naked, swearing, overflowing bathtubs, and staying outside after recess. However, something like "No, David, NO!" or "Get back here, David" doesn't quite hit the mark, so come up with unorthodox things for David to do.

To the game!

No, David! Don't start World War Two!

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#101: Dec 9th 2024 at 11:20:56 AM

No, David! Don't put metal in the microwave!

For every low there is a high.
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#102: Dec 9th 2024 at 12:36:27 PM

No, David, DeviantArt isn't a safe spot. Neither is Tiktok for that matter.

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#103: Dec 9th 2024 at 8:04:27 PM

No, David. Hunting insurance company CEO's for sport is illegal.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#104: Dec 9th 2024 at 8:07:16 PM

No, David, don't keep encouraging the (definitely not imaginary) mods to keep thumping m-...

Wait.

It got Running Gagged? YES! Thank you David, I owe you one.

Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#105: Dec 9th 2024 at 8:08:58 PM

No, David! Get out of the drivers seat! You don't even HAVE an license! DAVID GET YOUR FOOT OFF THE GAS PEDAL!! DAVID!! DAVID WAIT- *car crash*

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#106: Dec 9th 2024 at 8:15:45 PM

Yargh, Captain David!! Don't be thinkin' about namin' the watery grave of the ocean depths after ye, it's bad luck in these waters!

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
YourEternalTroper The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
#107: Dec 9th 2024 at 10:55:33 PM

NO, DAVID! NO! NO! THAT IS SO NOT RIGHT!
You need to reinstate the lap before, that is so not right...

The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#108: Dec 10th 2024 at 12:57:38 PM

No, David! Don't be antisemitic!

For every low there is a high.
Yamanekko it's TIIIIIIIIIME from Mariah Carey’s evil lair (at the North Pole) Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
it's TIIIIIIIIIME
#109: Dec 28th 2024 at 6:13:50 PM

No, David! Don't make me question my gender and sexuality- ahhhh, too late.

i just want you for my own. more than you could ever know.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#110: Jan 10th 2025 at 5:53:13 AM

No David. You may not organize a threesome between yourself, Alice, and Bob.
Getting Bob's demon buddies involved will not make me change my mind either.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#111: Jan 10th 2025 at 5:54:47 AM

No, David. Don't even think about going near Claire either. She'd rather turn you into one of her properties of love than be normal.

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#112: Jan 28th 2025 at 7:11:50 PM

No, David. Stop T-Posing at people who tell you not to do stupid shit.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#113: Jan 28th 2025 at 7:14:14 PM

No, David, you are not going to think about the Continuity Lock-Out that is the Dork Age these Forum Games had gone through for a few weeks there, trust me, this is for the better that we move on, and get back to screwing around with stupid shit. You will thank us later.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#114: Jan 29th 2025 at 11:58:44 AM

No, David, don't Reverse the Polarity!

For every low there is a high.
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#115: Mar 29th 2025 at 6:18:10 AM

No, David! Don’t go back in time and kill your grandpa- oh no-

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Matchingbone from Somewhere between here and way over there. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#117: Mar 29th 2025 at 9:19:05 AM

No, David, don't disappear for three months and sneak back in the middle of the night like nothing happened!

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#119: Mar 30th 2025 at 2:42:57 AM

No, David! Don't you dare hug Twisted Glisten! He's still dangerous, come to think of it!

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#120: Mar 30th 2025 at 2:13:19 PM

No, David! Don't get your friends to play chicken on the road!

For every low there is a high.
Owen23 The Pryomaniac from The Red Team Base Since: Mar, 2022 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The Pryomaniac
#121: Mar 30th 2025 at 3:20:18 PM

No, David! Don't start the Third Impact! I swear David, if these crosses appear from the sky you're really in big troub- (Gets turned into LCL)

"Mmmph mmph!"
GeniusInTheLamp Fancy ... from On the dirty linoleum floor sipping cheap Scotch (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Fancy ...
#122: Mar 30th 2025 at 8:51:43 PM

No, David!! Don't tease Chuck Norris!!

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#123: Mar 30th 2025 at 9:53:48 PM

No, David, I don't want to see that "trick" you can do with a yo-yo and a pineapple.

I also don't wanna see the "trick" you can do with a garden hose.

[down] Mmm, gooood!

Edited by dvorak on Mar 31st 2025 at 10:17:46 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Susman123 Since: Aug, 2022 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
#124: Mar 31st 2025 at 2:10:56 AM

No David! Don't run out on the road for your ball, There is a car and it is going to hit you!

BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#125: Apr 1st 2025 at 6:36:40 PM

NO DAVID!!!! DON'T DUMP THAT TUBE OF CAESIUM INTO THE SWIMMING POOL!!!!

I'm Quite Batty

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