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"No, David!" is a children's book about a kid named David, and he does random bad things, including but not limited to running around the street naked, swearing, overflowing bathtubs, and staying outside after recess. However, something like "No, David, NO!" or "Get back here, David" doesn't quite hit the mark, so come up with unorthodox things for David to do.

To the game!

No, David! Don't start World War Two!

mii-tis I want to be wanted, is that so wrong? from You tell me (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
I want to be wanted, is that so wrong?
#76: Oct 4th 2024 at 12:56:37 PM

David, Whatever you do, Do NOT have Spaghetti-O's in your spoon when the cops are nearby

I AM PREY TO NONE!
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#78: Oct 4th 2024 at 2:53:08 PM

No, David! Leave the arsenic alone!

For every low there is a high.
Eisner πŸ³β€βš§she/they pronouns pleaseπŸ³β€βš§ from the Deepsea Metro (Private) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
πŸ³β€βš§she/they pronouns pleaseπŸ³β€βš§
#79: Oct 4th 2024 at 3:02:23 PM

[up][up]to add onto that...

No, David, don't sandwich post in "What offends you about the previous post"!

Welcome, my little friend! Or should I say...friends?
BBGunman TV Tropes' resident resident Since: Aug, 2024
TV Tropes' resident resident
#80: Oct 4th 2024 at 3:03:36 PM

No, David! Ouija boards are not food!

guys im so back
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#81: Oct 4th 2024 at 3:40:33 PM

No, David! Don’t try to turn your dad’s car into a Transformer!

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#82: Oct 19th 2024 at 6:42:36 AM

David, do NOT watch these seemingly educational videos! They have a bunch of stuff you do not need to know!

Edited by TheScratcher7 on Oct 19th 2024 at 9:42:48 PM

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
YourEternalTroper The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
#83: Oct 19th 2024 at 7:08:17 AM

No, David! I expect you to die!

The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
Dobrotiv Someone XD from Some Galaxy! (The New Girl) Relationship Status: Brony
Someone XD
#84: Oct 19th 2024 at 8:42:34 AM

No, David! Don't try to watch The Last Airbender! I don't think you'll like it.. I don't think anyone would like it!

Well, I guess you're a banana... Or a pineapple?...
Susman123 Since: Aug, 2022 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
#85: Oct 19th 2024 at 12:59:36 PM

No David! Don't Delete the universe

BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#86: Oct 19th 2024 at 3:38:06 PM

No, David! Put the axe down!

For every low there is a high.
Puttotheangel23 The Speaker Of God from Heaven (Private) Relationship Status: Desperate
The Speaker Of God
#87: Oct 19th 2024 at 4:33:39 PM

No David, don’t go into the tub with the blender, it’ll kill you! Not to mention that’s my wife!

One seeks an answer that one cannot grant her, You’re looking for light only you can ignite.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#88: Oct 19th 2024 at 9:08:14 PM

No, David! Stop using AI to generate bizzarre pornography!

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#89: Oct 23rd 2024 at 7:51:15 PM

No, David! Don’t blink!

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#90: Dec 6th 2024 at 10:50:43 AM

No, David! Don’t hate media!

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#92: Dec 6th 2024 at 11:00:12 AM

No, David! Put the 20mm sniper down, please! I don't want you shooting buses full of orphans!

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#93: Dec 6th 2024 at 12:29:00 PM

No, David, don't do what Bart says!

For every low there is a high.
The21zonz KIRBY PLUSH from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
cornyfield256 about to kidnap from Yoshi's Island Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
about to kidnap
#95: Dec 6th 2024 at 2:40:48 PM

No David! Don't hit the POW Block!

Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#96: Dec 6th 2024 at 4:39:09 PM

No, David. I'm Afraid I Can't Do That.

Edited by dvorak on Dec 6th 2024 at 5:40:56 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#98: Dec 9th 2024 at 9:28:52 AM

No, David! Don’t drop nuclear bombs! Especially not on Hiroshima! You could cause a horrible historic event!

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
Susman123 Since: Aug, 2022 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
#99: Dec 9th 2024 at 9:30:40 AM

No David! Don't touch that Fragment of a mysterious cube!

BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.
Negacube Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun

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