"No, David!" is a children's book about a kid named David, and he does random bad things, including but not limited to running around the street naked, swearing, overflowing bathtubs, and staying outside after recess. However, something like "No, David, NO!" or "Get back here, David" doesn't quite hit the mark, so come up with unorthodox things for David to do.
To the game!
No, David! Don't start World War Two!
David, whatever you do, do NOT go on TvTropes, or for that matter the "What Offends You About The Above Post" thread, "Gallant and Goofus" thread, or "No, David" threa- β¦DANG IT, WE'RE TOO LATE!!!
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.![]()
to add onto that...
No, David, don't sandwich post in "What offends you about the previous post"!
Welcome, my little friend! Or should I say...friends?David, do NOT watch these seemingly educational videos! They have a bunch of stuff you do not need to know!
Edited by TheScratcher7 on Oct 19th 2024 at 9:42:48 PM
Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3No, David! I expect you to die!
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!No, David! Don't try to watch The Last Airbender! I don't think you'll like it.. I don't think anyone would like it!
Well, I guess you're a banana... Or a pineapple?...No David, donβt go into the tub with the blender, itβll kill you! Not to mention thatβs my wife!
One seeks an answer that one cannot grant her, Youβre looking for light only you can ignite.No, David, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Horseradish isn't an instrument, either.
Edited by skan123 on Dec 6th 2024 at 10:52:51 AM
No David! Don't hit the POW Block!
Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.No, David. I'm Afraid I Can't Do That.
Edited by dvorak on Dec 6th 2024 at 5:40:56 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!No David! Don't touch that Fragment of a mysterious cube!
BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.

David, Whatever you do, Do NOT have Spaghetti-O's in your spoon when the cops are nearby
I AM PREY TO NONE!