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"No, David!" is a children's book about a kid named David, and he does random bad things, including but not limited to running around the street naked, swearing, overflowing bathtubs, and staying outside after recess. However, something like "No, David, NO!" or "Get back here, David" doesn't quite hit the mark, so come up with unorthodox things for David to do.

To the game!

No, David! Don't start World War Two!

FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#1: Aug 25th 2024 at 9:42:40 AM

"No, David!" is a children's book about a kid named David, and he does random bad things, including but not limited to running around the street naked, swearing, overflowing bathtubs, and staying outside after recess. However, something like "No, David, NO!" or "Get back here, David" doesn't quite hit the mark, so come up with unorthodox things for David to do.

To the game!

No, David! Don't start World War Two!

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
SeaMonkey851 Autistic Gamer from Topeka, Kansas (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Autistic Gamer
#2: Aug 25th 2024 at 9:45:32 AM

Oh, and, here, David is an adult. Specifically, he's a Psychopathic Manchild. That said…


No, David! Don't cause Mount Vesuvius to erupt!

Edited by SeaMonkey851 on Aug 25th 2024 at 11:55:46 AM

My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
mii-tis I want to be wanted, is that so wrong? from You tell me (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
I want to be wanted, is that so wrong?
#3: Aug 25th 2024 at 11:31:05 AM

well, at least People in the future are going to love this!


No! david! don't fish in the no fishing zone!

I AM PREY TO NONE!
SeaMonkey851 Autistic Gamer from Topeka, Kansas (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Autistic Gamer
#4: Aug 25th 2024 at 11:33:54 AM

No, David, don't use A.I.-generated art!

My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
iReekOfLemons Truman X from SUPERIOR (Troper in training) Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Truman X
#5: Aug 25th 2024 at 11:52:33 AM

No, David! Don't wipe out Archduke Franz Ferdinand!

Truman X: Technology expert and son! (RIP Jansen Panettiere, 1994-2023)
mii-tis I want to be wanted, is that so wrong? from You tell me (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
I want to be wanted, is that so wrong?
#6: Aug 25th 2024 at 11:59:50 AM

No, David! Don't go to the weed cave!

I AM PREY TO NONE!
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#7: Aug 25th 2024 at 12:15:49 PM

...without bringing back enough for everyone.


No, David! Don't throw rocks at people's windows!

Edited by dvorak on Aug 25th 2024 at 12:19:12 PM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
SeaMonkey851 Autistic Gamer from Topeka, Kansas (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Autistic Gamer
#8: Aug 25th 2024 at 12:43:40 PM

No, David! Get away from those kids!

[down] Okay then.

Edited by SeaMonkey851 on Aug 25th 2024 at 5:52:11 AM

My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime Practically my Author Avatar (Season 2) Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
mii-tis I want to be wanted, is that so wrong? from You tell me (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
I want to be wanted, is that so wrong?
#10: Aug 25th 2024 at 1:11:39 PM

Get back here, David! You know what that guy does to you once you get in his van!

I AM PREY TO NONE!
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#11: Aug 25th 2024 at 2:20:36 PM

No, David! Don't kick a cat!

For every low there is a high.
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#12: Aug 25th 2024 at 3:26:26 PM

No David! Don't play with pentaborane!

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Spinosegnosaurus77 Ramen Fairy from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
Ramen Fairy
#14: Aug 25th 2024 at 6:10:32 PM

No, David! Don’t put anchovies on your pizza!

Peace is the only battle worth waging.
hARded2000 Aqua Hoshino from right where I am Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Aqua Hoshino
#15: Aug 25th 2024 at 6:30:01 PM

No, David! Don't insult old Coldplay in front of early Coldplay fans!

"You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"
J99908 It’s your BATH time! from A bathtub Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
It’s your BATH time!
#16: Aug 25th 2024 at 6:31:53 PM

No, David! Don’t play a ranged top laner!

It builds character.
iReekOfLemons Truman X from SUPERIOR (Troper in training) Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Truman X
#17: Aug 25th 2024 at 6:33:27 PM

[up][up][up][up]Following up to this one...

No, David! Don't main Meta Knight in Brawl!

Truman X: Technology expert and son! (RIP Jansen Panettiere, 1994-2023)
GamerLuna2022 Yurine Time! from Jinbocho Since: Jan, 2022 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Yurine Time!
#18: Aug 25th 2024 at 6:38:36 PM

He's winning tournaments like crazy, now. Good for him.


No, David! Don't ruin the performances in Secret AiPri!

"Happy Halloween, I suppose..."
Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#19: Aug 25th 2024 at 7:19:41 PM

No, David! Don't touch the Devil's Machine! DAVID!! NO!! STOP!! DAVID!! YOU'LL RELEASE GIYGAS!! YOU'LL DOOM THE UNIVERSE!! DAVID WHAT THE FU—

Edited by Cordite-455 on Aug 25th 2024 at 11:20:26 PM

ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#20: Aug 26th 2024 at 1:34:11 AM

No David! Don’t give Fredbear a big kiss!

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#21: Aug 26th 2024 at 1:46:06 AM

No no no, David! Don't watch Bee and Puppycat! It has some naughty stuff there!

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
YourEternalTroper The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
#22: Aug 26th 2024 at 2:22:11 AM

No, no, no, no nononono, David! Don't jump off that cage! YOU'LL REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Aug 26th 2024 at 4:22:52 PM

The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#23: Aug 26th 2024 at 3:24:52 AM

No, David! Don't put the sample in the Anti-Mass Spectrometer! DAVID!! DAVID STOP!! Do you have any idea how hard it was to re-contain Giygas!? Do you want to cause the end of the world AGAIN!? FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP PUSHING THE CART!!! YOU NEARLY DESTROYED HUMANITY ONCE, WASN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU!? DAVIIIIIIIID- *resonance cascade*

Edited by Cordite-455 on Aug 26th 2024 at 11:48:19 PM

zycone zycone (Resciscor) from m. Mikaki, owod'nja Mikak'skoi (Troper in training)
zycone (Resciscor)
#24: Aug 26th 2024 at 3:30:01 AM

No, David, don't buy that cool thing on eBay!

hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime Practically my Author Avatar (Season 2) Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
Practically my Author Avatar
#25: Aug 26th 2024 at 4:41:02 AM

No, David! Don't turn yourself into marketable plushies!note 

Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Aug 26th 2024 at 4:41:55 AM

♪ DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN DUN ♪ "HWUH-HEOW" ♪ NRRRRRRRRR ♪ *BZZZZZT*

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