"No, David!" is a children's book about a kid named David, and he does random bad things, including but not limited to running around the street naked, swearing, overflowing bathtubs, and staying outside after recess. However, something like "No, David, NO!" or "Get back here, David" doesn't quite hit the mark, so come up with unorthodox things for David to do.
To the game!
No, David! Don't start World War Two!
Oh, and, here, David is an adult. Specifically, he's a Psychopathic Manchild. That said…
No, David! Don't cause Mount Vesuvius to erupt!
Edited by SeaMonkey851 on Aug 25th 2024 at 11:55:46 AM
My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.No, David! Don't wipe out Archduke Franz Ferdinand!
Truman X: Technology expert and son! (RIP Jansen Panettiere, 1994-2023)No, David! Get away from those kids!
Okay then.
Edited by SeaMonkey851 on Aug 25th 2024 at 5:52:11 AM
My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
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Who says we can't determine whether he's an Enfant Terrible or Psychopathic Manchild depending on the post/Rule of Funny? Negative Continuity and all...
No, David! Just because you played Microsoft Flight Simulator doesn't make you a pilot! Don't fly into the Twin Towers!
Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Aug 25th 2024 at 2:38:49 AM
♪ DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN DUN ♪ "HWUH-HEOW" ♪ NRRRRRRRRR ♪ *BZZZZZT*Get back here, David! You know what that guy does to you once you get in his van!
I AM PREY TO NONE!No, David! Don't insult old Coldplay in front of early Coldplay fans!
"You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"![]()
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Following up to this one...
No, David! Don't main Meta Knight in Brawl!
Truman X: Technology expert and son! (RIP Jansen Panettiere, 1994-2023)He's winning tournaments like crazy, now. Good for him.
No, David! Don't ruin the performances in Secret AiPri! "Happy Halloween, I suppose..."
No, David! Don't touch the Devil's Machine! DAVID!! NO!! STOP!! DAVID!! YOU'LL RELEASE GIYGAS!! YOU'LL DOOM THE UNIVERSE!! DAVID WHAT THE FU—
Edited by Cordite-455 on Aug 25th 2024 at 11:20:26 PM
No no no, David! Don't watch Bee and Puppycat! It has some naughty stuff there!
Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3No, no, no, no nononono, David! Don't jump off that cage! YOU'LL REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Aug 26th 2024 at 4:22:52 PM
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!No, David! Don't put the sample in the Anti-Mass Spectrometer! DAVID!! DAVID STOP!! Do you have any idea how hard it was to re-contain Giygas!? Do you want to cause the end of the world AGAIN!? FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP PUSHING THE CART!!! YOU NEARLY DESTROYED HUMANITY ONCE, WASN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU!? DAVIIIIIIIID- *resonance cascade*
Edited by Cordite-455 on Aug 26th 2024 at 11:48:19 PM
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No, David! Don't turn yourself into marketable plushies!note
Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Aug 26th 2024 at 4:41:55 AM
♪ DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN DUN ♪ "HWUH-HEOW" ♪ NRRRRRRRRR ♪ *BZZZZZT*

"No, David!" is a children's book about a kid named David, and he does random bad things, including but not limited to running around the street naked, swearing, overflowing bathtubs, and staying outside after recess. However, something like "No, David, NO!" or "Get back here, David" doesn't quite hit the mark, so come up with unorthodox things for David to do.
To the game!
No, David! Don't start World War Two!
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS