#527: Aug 5th 2025 at 9:47:09 PM
What if I don't wanna join the singularity, huh!?
I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Bubblepig
Steve
from Minecraft
(Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
droLmuCehT
Literally Bob Ferguson
from The Magic Castle
(Holding A Herring)
Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
#529: Aug 5th 2025 at 11:02:30 PM
My dad worked at a cinema and got trampled by an excited crowd of cinemagoers after jack black said chicken jockey
GODAMN IT! VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!
Murataku
Don't Feed The Plant
from Straya
Since: Jan, 2015
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
clemont107
Lida
from Kalos
(Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
MkayRose
Zombies do enjoy cereal when not after brains!
from Blood Fountain Cathedral
(Seven Years' War)
Relationship Status: Married to the music
Murataku
Don't Feed The Plant
from Straya
Since: Jan, 2015
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
#535: Aug 6th 2025 at 6:27:04 AM
A man died, are you mocking him??
Edited by Murataku on Aug 6th 2025 at 11:27:15 PM
You need blood and he's got more than enough!
clemont107
Lida
from Kalos
(Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
CallMeVbuck
Diplomat
from go figure
Since: Oct, 2022
Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#538: Aug 6th 2025 at 8:30:24 AM
Do you not have some sort of winter clothes?
I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.
Murataku
Don't Feed The Plant
from Straya
Since: Jan, 2015
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
#539: Aug 7th 2025 at 3:24:23 AM
Keeps making me think it's Brand New Day from Dr Horrible and it's not!
You need blood and he's got more than enough!
Superjohn
Muscle witch
from Tokyo Empire
Since: Jul, 2015
Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
clemont107
Lida
from Kalos
(Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Murataku
Don't Feed The Plant
from Straya
Since: Jan, 2015
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
#543: Aug 21st 2025 at 1:12:23 PM
Some people like being on their own, you ever consider that?
You need blood and he's got more than enough!
EnigmaticObserver
Icon of the Era
from beyond space, but not time
(Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
clemont107
Lida
from Kalos
(Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
EnigmaticObserver
Icon of the Era
from beyond space, but not time
(Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
MkayRose
Zombies do enjoy cereal when not after brains!
from Blood Fountain Cathedral
(Seven Years' War)
Relationship Status: Married to the music
#549: Aug 23rd 2025 at 1:45:20 PM
Sounds pretty grim (not grim enough for me though).
When Dracula's Curse is manageable through grand melodies.
Murataku
Don't Feed The Plant
from Straya
Since: Jan, 2015
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Total posts: 724

Off the rails? I feel like something bad has happened, but need to consult the Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment to be sure...
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