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Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#151: Feb 1st 2024 at 1:02:41 AM

Monkey 9502: Stood directly under a rocket that was about to take off, with predictable results. Oops.

Edited by Cordite-455 on Feb 1st 2024 at 6:03:12 PM

ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#152: Feb 1st 2024 at 1:06:49 AM

9501 tried to Rocket Jump to impress his date, 9500. 9499 was walking by and got caught in the blast.

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Feb 1st 2024 at 9:07:10 AM

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#153: Feb 1st 2024 at 1:50:58 AM

Monkey 9498: For inadvertently killing 9502 (who just so happened to be the CEO's cousin) by igniting the rocket, he is thrown out the fiftieth story window of the Monke Aeronautic Research Inc. office by the CEO, who was extremely pissed that his cousin died due to 9498's incompetence, whereupon he lands onto 9497 who gets crushed under 9498, causing 9496 who witnessed the event to have a fatal heart attack

Edited by Cordite-455 on Feb 1st 2024 at 6:53:16 PM

YourEternalTroper Matikane Tannhäuser from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Matikane Tannhäuser
#154: Feb 1st 2024 at 2:34:25 AM

Monkey #9495 unceremoniously slipped on a wet floor, causing his brain to pop.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Feb 1st 2024 at 5:35:18 PM

Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!
CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#155: Feb 1st 2024 at 11:43:49 AM

Shao Kahn plays Whack-A-Mole with Monkeys 9494, 9493, and 9492. It doesn't end well for the monkeys.

"Oh, did I win?"
Zeanobia (she/her) Sanity is overrated from My house Since: Mar, 2012
(she/her) Sanity is overrated
#156: Feb 1st 2024 at 12:13:41 PM

The space crew indirectly responsible for the death of Monkey 9502 consist entirely of monkeys, 10 to be exact.

It goes exactly as you'll expect from regular monkeys.

Edited by Zeanobia on Feb 1st 2024 at 9:14:12 PM

#nolivesmatter
Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#157: Feb 1st 2024 at 2:34:35 PM

Monkey 9481-9478:At a LAN party 9481 overdosed on energy drinks, causing his heart to burst. 9480 called the ambulance, whereupon the ambulance driver (9479) accidentally ran him over with it. In an attempt to rush 9481 to the nearest hospital (not knowing that it's too late for the poor bastard), he drove recklessly, hitting 9478's car causing it to explode killing them both.

PROPLAYEN The Dreamer from Whitespace Since: Jan, 2023 Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Zeanobia (she/her) Sanity is overrated from My house Since: Mar, 2012
(she/her) Sanity is overrated
#160: Feb 4th 2024 at 2:01:42 PM

Monkey 9475: Identifies as a chimpanzee. They actually get to live but we subtract them anyway because we're that inclusive in 2024. What was the otherkin-flag again?

#nolivesmatter
Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
YourEternalTroper Matikane Tannhäuser from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Matikane Tannhäuser
#162: Feb 4th 2024 at 6:18:31 PM

9468 thru 9461 were massacred by Hoshimachi Suisei wielding a golden axe and a silver axe, one in each of her hands...after which she uses her Honest Axe to cut down 9460 and 9459.

Well, you know what they say: Sui-chan is scary today too. (Sui-chan wa kyou mo kowai.)

[down]9460 is gone.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Feb 4th 2024 at 9:29:23 PM

Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!
MenaceofMysterio Pan left! from The Emerald City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Pan left!
#163: Feb 4th 2024 at 6:20:47 PM

Monkey #9458 pushed a button marked “DO NOT PUSH”.

[up]Yup, fixed.

Edited by MenaceofMysterio on Feb 4th 2024 at 6:30:00 AM

CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#164: Feb 4th 2024 at 6:34:06 PM

Kronika uses her death loop Fatality on Monkey 9457 till she gets bored and keeps it dead.

"Oh, did I win?"
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#165: Feb 4th 2024 at 7:00:59 PM

9456 and 9455 got themselves stuck in a cave so that they could end up in a MrBallen story. It goes as well as you'd expect.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Snicka Since: Jun, 2011
#166: Feb 4th 2024 at 9:58:53 PM

Monkey 9454 annoyed Harry Belafonte so much that he turned him into a monkey stew.

ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#167: Feb 4th 2024 at 10:17:49 PM

Monkeys 9453 and 9452 travelled to the future and attended the Elliot Manor Gala. Nothing world-ending could happen there, right?

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Feb 4th 2024 at 6:18:27 PM

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
MenaceofMysterio Pan left! from The Emerald City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Pan left!
#168: Feb 5th 2024 at 12:02:46 AM

Monkeys 9451, 9450, and 9449 were on a ship that vanished in the infamous Bermuda Triangle.

YourEternalTroper Matikane Tannhäuser from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Matikane Tannhäuser
#169: Feb 5th 2024 at 12:27:34 AM

9448 to 9440 idiotically jumped into the Bermuda Triangle and disappeared from radar despite their motive of saving their fallen brethren.

Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!
TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#170: Feb 5th 2024 at 12:32:52 AM

9439 and his crew, consisting of 9438-9435, tried to fly to the Bermuda Triangle as an attempt to search for the other monkeys. Of course, they met their fates as they also vanished.

Edited by TheOther36 on Feb 6th 2024 at 4:33:25 AM

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!
Janker72 Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#171: Feb 5th 2024 at 3:42:13 AM

Monkeys 9434-9425 embark on a quest to find the monkeys that disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle. Tired of being attacked by chimps, the triangle sends out a Ghost Ship full of pirate monkey skeletons to kill everyone on the monkey ship. The only survivor is 9425, who gets eaten by a shark.

Zeanobia (she/her) Sanity is overrated from My house Since: Mar, 2012
(she/her) Sanity is overrated
#172: Feb 5th 2024 at 4:22:18 AM

Monkey 9424 suggested yet another expectation to the Bermuda Triangle only to being shot in the head. Needless to say, the idea got vetoed.

Edited by Zeanobia on Feb 5th 2024 at 6:56:17 PM

#nolivesmatter
TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#173: Feb 5th 2024 at 4:53:22 AM

Professor 9423 tried to aim his own teleportation gun into his submersible to transport him under the Bermuda Triangle. The teleporter however, malfunctioned at the last second, teleporting him instead into the water without the submersible. He then dies of drowning.

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!
Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#174: Feb 5th 2024 at 5:03:25 AM

Monkey 9422-9418: A news crew on a helicopter who attempted to get some clue on all the recent disappearances near the Bermuda Triangle, the pilot (9422) apparently saw... something... lurking inside it, driving him gibbering mad and making him jump into the Triangle while the helicopter is still in the air.

The crew has presumably died in the resulting crash, but a severely damaged camera containing the footage up until the heli crash was found washed up on the shore, where it was uploaded onto the Internet and would give many monkeys nightmares for years to come.

Edited by Cordite-455 on Feb 5th 2024 at 7:34:29 PM

MenaceofMysterio Pan left! from The Emerald City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Pan left!
#175: Feb 5th 2024 at 2:27:52 PM

Monkey 9417, blissfully unaware of all the chaos in the Bermuda Triangle, took a vacation to the Sonaran Desert where he was crushed by a falling saguaro cactus.


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