Belcha, Arich, and Squirt kill Monkeys 9590-9588 with barrels, balls of venom, and high-pressure streams of water, respectively.
"Oh, did I win?"9586 purposefully got in front of a truck in order to reincarnate into an RPG Mechanics 'Verse. Nobody can tell if they got it right.
Edited by Kinkajou on Jan 24th 2024 at 7:24:42 PM
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.Monkey 9578 drinks some soda, not realazing it's actually SCARY SODA!1!!!1!!1!1 9578 then dies of a fear-induced heart-attack.
Monkey 9576 enters a nightclub to play a shotgun-based version of Russian Roulette. Predictably, it loses on the first round.
Baron K. Roolenstein calls KAOS, Bleak, and Barbos. KAOS vaporizes Monkey 9575 with its laser, Bleak suffocates Monkey 9574 under snow cannonballs, then Barbos skewers Monkey 9573 with her Lurchins. To top it all off, Baron K. Roolenstein electrocutes Monkeys 9572-9568.
"Oh, did I win?"Monkey 9567 and 9566 traveled back in time to have a 2 on 1 wrestling match with Abraham Lincoln. They lost.
Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Jan 25th 2024 at 8:36:52 PM
And also, that’s- SarcasmMonkey 9564 dies after getting electric-shocked too much times by Fassad.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Jan 25th 2024 at 1:34:55 PM
FMonkey 9563 and Monkey 9562 get trapped inside of a computer and start a Pong deathmatch alongside some clones. Unfortunately, Walking Techbane Tim Lockwood bricks the computer, corrupting their data beyond saving.
Monkey 9535 and his friends, 9534, 9533, & 9532, all find themselves at the wrong end of a misfired Master Spark.
Monkey 9530 had an existential crisis from realizing that there were only 9999 monkeys which was so bad that his head exploded.
And also, that’s- SarcasmMonkey 9529, did not learn anything from Monkey 9592 and attempted to piece together the Five Nights at Freddy's timeline. Much like it did for 9592, it didn't end well for him either.
"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."Monkeys 9522-9513 are starring in a Public Service Announcement on workplace safety. None of it ends well.
Oops, miscounted - fixed it.
Edited by punkcrow on Feb 1st 2024 at 3:55:15 PM
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
You can't kill more than 10 monkeys. "Monkey number n" is treated as a single monkey. That was 11 monkeys down.
No. 9512 decides to drink gasoline from a local gas station before dying due to the poison accumulated inside. No. 9511 checked on his fallen buddy, only to be infected by said poison, which then spreads to more monkeys up to No. 9503.
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Feb 2nd 2024 at 3:57:40 AM
Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!

The ever so naive Monkey 9591 presses a red button thinking that nothing could possibly go wrong if he does. An explosion promptly occurs right on the spot.
Truman X: Technology expert and son! (RIP Jansen Panettiere, 1994-2023)