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iReekOfLemons Truman X from SUPERIOR (Troper in training) Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Truman X
#126: Jan 24th 2024 at 2:49:07 PM

The ever so naive Monkey 9591 presses a red button thinking that nothing could possibly go wrong if he does. An explosion promptly occurs right on the spot.

Truman X: Technology expert and son! (RIP Jansen Panettiere, 1994-2023)
CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#127: Jan 24th 2024 at 3:06:15 PM

Belcha, Arich, and Squirt kill Monkeys 9590-9588 with barrels, balls of venom, and high-pressure streams of water, respectively.

"Oh, did I win?"
Celestewashere Macrodata refiner from Lumon (Troper in training) Relationship Status: It's complicated
Macrodata refiner
#128: Jan 24th 2024 at 3:20:55 PM

9587 gets ran over by lightning mcqueen.

"The work is mysterious and important."
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#129: Jan 24th 2024 at 3:24:34 PM

9586 purposefully got in front of a truck in order to reincarnate into an RPG Mechanics 'Verse. Nobody can tell if they got it right.

Edited by Kinkajou on Jan 24th 2024 at 7:24:42 PM

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#130: Jan 24th 2024 at 3:35:41 PM

9585, the truck driver, just so happens to be drunk, so he crashes through the cars of 9584-9579 in a four-way intersection, killing the aforementioned monkeys

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!
Janker72 Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#131: Jan 24th 2024 at 11:37:27 PM

Monkey 9578 drinks some soda, not realazing it's actually SCARY SODA!1!!!1!!1!1 9578 then dies of a fear-induced heart-attack.

ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#132: Jan 25th 2024 at 12:37:14 AM

Monkey 9577 sorted by controversial.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Janker72 Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#134: Jan 25th 2024 at 10:28:05 AM

Baron K. Roolenstein calls KAOS, Bleak, and Barbos. KAOS vaporizes Monkey 9575 with its laser, Bleak suffocates Monkey 9574 under snow cannonballs, then Barbos skewers Monkey 9573 with her Lurchins. To top it all off, Baron K. Roolenstein electrocutes Monkeys 9572-9568.

"Oh, did I win?"
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#135: Jan 25th 2024 at 12:34:23 PM

Monkey 9567 and 9566 traveled back in time to have a 2 on 1 wrestling match with Abraham Lincoln. They lost.

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Jan 25th 2024 at 8:36:52 PM

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#136: Jan 25th 2024 at 3:26:17 PM

9565 got into a fight when a hockey match broke out. COD: Multiple lacerations via ice skates.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Coock-atoo from Null Since: Jul, 2022
#137: Jan 25th 2024 at 4:34:21 PM

Monkey 9564 dies after getting electric-shocked too much times by Fassad.

Edited by Coock-atoo on Jan 25th 2024 at 1:34:55 PM

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Janker72 Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#138: Jan 28th 2024 at 4:27:41 AM

Monkey 9563 and Monkey 9562 get trapped inside of a computer and start a Pong deathmatch alongside some clones. Unfortunately, Walking Techbane Tim Lockwood bricks the computer, corrupting their data beyond saving.

YourEternalTroper Matikane Tannhäuser from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Matikane Tannhäuser
#139: Jan 28th 2024 at 7:58:32 AM

9561 fights Tim Lockwood, but the human's power has reached the levels of an uber-god, that he died in battle...along with 9560 through 9555.

Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#140: Jan 28th 2024 at 8:05:01 AM

9554-9550 played a game of Catch The A-Bomb.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
EnigmaticObserver Icon of the Era from beyond space, but not time (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Icon of the Era
#141: Jan 28th 2024 at 8:20:55 AM

Monkey 9549 drank an unknown potion and transformed into a monster, killing Monkeys 9548-9541 in battle before being killed themselves.

The ruler of the school and most popular kid in Golden Grove.
CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#142: Jan 28th 2024 at 10:20:16 AM

Kerozene from the GBA version of Donkey Kong Country 2 incinerates Monkeys 9540-9536 with his fire breath.

"Oh, did I win?"
PuzzarianIdeal Florid Fairy Illusionary Artist from Portraitland (Apprentice)
Florid Fairy Illusionary Artist
#143: Jan 28th 2024 at 11:26:15 AM

Monkey 9535 and his friends, 9534, 9533, & 9532, all find themselves at the wrong end of a misfired Master Spark.

Zeanobia (she/her) Sanity is overrated from My house Since: Mar, 2012
(she/her) Sanity is overrated
#144: Jan 28th 2024 at 11:47:01 AM

Actually there was only 9999 monkeys in the first place. Someone can't count.

#nolivesmatter
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#145: Jan 31st 2024 at 1:59:32 PM

Monkey 9530 had an existential crisis from realizing that there were only 9999 monkeys which was so bad that his head exploded.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
ThatAsianInTheCorner the biggest hair of all from the corner. read the username, dummy. (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
the biggest hair of all
#146: Jan 31st 2024 at 6:05:02 PM

Monkey 9529, did not learn anything from Monkey 9592 and attempted to piece together the Five Nights at Freddy's timeline. Much like it did for 9592, it didn't end well for him either.

"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."
TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#147: Jan 31st 2024 at 6:09:48 PM

9528 tried to practice even the simplest form of black magic, but doing the forbidden spontaneous combustion spell killed him and his buddies 9527-9524.

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!
Janker72 Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
punkcrow The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him) from Northwest Indiana Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him)
#149: Feb 1st 2024 at 12:40:40 AM

Monkeys 9522-9513 are starring in a Public Service Announcement on workplace safety. None of it ends well.

[down] Oops, miscounted - fixed it.

Edited by punkcrow on Feb 1st 2024 at 3:55:15 PM

Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
YourEternalTroper Matikane Tannhäuser from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Matikane Tannhäuser
#150: Feb 1st 2024 at 12:54:13 AM

[up]You can't kill more than 10 monkeys. "Monkey number n" is treated as a single monkey. That was 11 monkeys down.

No. 9512 decides to drink gasoline from a local gas station before dying due to the poison accumulated inside. No. 9511 checked on his fallen buddy, only to be infected by said poison, which then spreads to more monkeys up to No. 9503.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Feb 2nd 2024 at 3:57:40 AM

Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!

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