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BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#1026: May 22nd 2025 at 12:51:29 PM

7068 died due to losing a bet about the above poster making a "69" joke.

7067 was killed because not only was he the one who set the bet, but he was too young to be gambling.

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
pizzastropes180 Charlie Disco from your wallet (Season 2) Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Charlie Disco
#1027: May 22nd 2025 at 12:52:07 PM

7066 got into an accident twice, but foolishly refused to call topdog or 1800 victim 2

Edited by pizzastropes180 on May 22nd 2025 at 12:52:18 PM

"And for one night only...you can get your revenge." / NEW
CallMeVbuck That one Ace Combat / Project Wingman fan from deep in the heart of Texas Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: How YOU doin'?
That one Ace Combat / Project Wingman fan
#1028: May 22nd 2025 at 2:03:46 PM

Monkey 7065 hit the ground too hard.

I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.
DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#1029: May 22nd 2025 at 3:22:11 PM

7064 tried to visit Sentinel Island. He is no more.

Here's looking at you, kid.
NoName404 [Insert Title Here] from Sealand Since: May, 2024 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#1031: May 22nd 2025 at 3:39:22 PM

7062-7057 were Ukikis, who were eaten and turned into eggs by Yoshi.

"Oh, did I win?"
Thepenguinking2 The Zangoose nobody likes from A secret base on Route 114 (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Saddled with unnecessary feelings
The Zangoose nobody likes
#1032: May 22nd 2025 at 3:39:46 PM

7056 killed a Spotty Bulbear they saw eating 7055, 7054, and 7053. He takes some time to recover, forgetting about the Bulbear's ressurective powers, and got eaten shortly after.

7052 was also killed by ninjas, as a reference to this post being ninja'd.

Edited by Thepenguinking2 on May 22nd 2025 at 3:40:30 AM

Hello! My Name Is Inigo Montoya. I made the Mimic. It was difficult to put the pieces together.
chino514 (Apprentice)
#1033: May 26th 2025 at 4:54:25 PM

7051 invited 99 other monkeys to go fight 100 people.

Only 7051 showed up. He dies without killing a single person.

DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#1034: May 26th 2025 at 4:56:45 PM

7050 got killed by a T-800.

Here's looking at you, kid.
Thepenguinking2 The Zangoose nobody likes from A secret base on Route 114 (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Saddled with unnecessary feelings
DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#1036: May 29th 2025 at 5:57:21 AM

7048 to 7044 were caught in an ANFO truck bomb that demolished an ugly looking building.

Here's looking at you, kid.
CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#1037: May 29th 2025 at 6:24:05 AM

7043-7034 died as collateral damage in the Death Battle between Simon and the White Lantern.

"Oh, did I win?"
pyromancingsandwich RAM Day 8: Taco from Yoyleland (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
RAM Day 8: Taco
#1038: May 29th 2025 at 6:45:29 AM

7033-7025 died due to the Monkey Uprising, in which caused a few monkeys to gain sapience and question their reality. Said monkeys are still alive, but a few died due to unspeakable reasons.

Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#1039: May 29th 2025 at 7:30:35 AM

7024 got struck by lightning.

Here's looking at you, kid.
Neonocto Fire Chara! from Eight's apartment. (Troper in training) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Fire Chara!
#1040: May 29th 2025 at 8:11:45 AM

7023 Got thrown into an air fryer.

Arson!
alateli " oh , uh .. 'blanket'." from Living Room (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
" oh , uh .. 'blanket'."
#1041: May 29th 2025 at 9:49:44 AM

7022 decided to taunt death and got what was comin' to em.

Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#1042: May 29th 2025 at 11:05:42 AM

7021 got hanged by an executioner.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#1043: May 29th 2025 at 11:16:47 AM

7020-7011 are the last of the misnumbered monkeys, and they were on a plane that crashed into the ocean.

6991 monkeys remain.

Edited by DecafGrub47393 on May 29th 2025 at 2:17:16 PM

Here's looking at you, kid.
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#1044: May 29th 2025 at 11:18:20 AM

6991 and 6990 both got crushed by a falling piano.

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Esnupi
#1045: May 29th 2025 at 11:34:09 PM

Wait, what monkey are we on? I’ve already set up a stew pot and I’m craving sopa de macaco.

Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#1046: May 30th 2025 at 1:53:52 AM

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm assuming above poster didnt kill a monkey yet

6989 tripped on a killbrick

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#1047: May 30th 2025 at 6:51:18 AM

6988 became the victim of a chestburster, causing a Xenomorph to inhabit the streets of Dallas, Texas.

Here's looking at you, kid.
NoName404 [Insert Title Here] from Sealand Since: May, 2024 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
pizzastropes180 Charlie Disco from your wallet (Season 2) Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Charlie Disco
#1049: May 30th 2025 at 11:52:17 PM

6976 fell into the monkey corpse viagra processing machine in floor 2205 of the TV tropes skyscraper

"And for one night only...you can get your revenge." / NEW
Thepenguinking2 The Zangoose nobody likes from A secret base on Route 114 (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Saddled with unnecessary feelings
The Zangoose nobody likes
#1050: May 31st 2025 at 1:20:01 AM

6975 through 6970 were all hydraulic pressed into one fleshy monkey cube. A laser then etches a message on the cube:

"TNP, have fun with Monkey 6969."

Edited by Thepenguinking2 on May 31st 2025 at 11:48:28 AM

Hello! My Name Is Inigo Montoya. I made the Mimic. It was difficult to put the pieces together.

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