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punkcrow The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him) from Northwest Indiana Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#1002: May 5th 2025 at 11:50:51 PM

7114 gets hit by several exploding lollipops

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#1003: May 6th 2025 at 4:22:27 AM

7113-7110 tried sucking air out of balloons to change their voices. What they didn’t know is that the balloons were filled with mustard gas.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
chino514 (Apprentice)
#1004: May 6th 2025 at 4:29:17 AM

7109-7100 went to fight 100 people and died not even a quarter of the way through.

NotPeppermint The Friendly Awakened Arcanist, Ulrich from Laplace Scientific Computing Center (Troper Youngling) Relationship Status: Mmmm...chocolate hearts
The Friendly Awakened Arcanist, Ulrich
#1005: May 6th 2025 at 4:29:23 AM

7000-7010 Monkeys Just Walked Away, Slammed The Door Shut, And Were Never Seen Again...

(Messed It Up Hold On)

Edited by NotPeppermint on May 6th 2025 at 7:38:45 AM

"Enumeration is a last resort... But sometimes, it can work a miracle."
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#1006: May 6th 2025 at 4:33:04 AM

[up] OOC: You killed 21 monkeys; the maximum amount you’re allowed to kill per post is 10.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#1007: May 12th 2025 at 8:50:23 AM

6999 got hit by a Genji Glove + Offering + Illumina + Atma Weapon wielding Celes, who is searching for Kefka in this Earth to defeat him. 6999 took 9,999 damage 8 times, and there was nothing left.

Edited by DecafGrub47393 on May 12th 2025 at 11:51:11 AM

Here's looking at you, kid.
CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#1008: May 12th 2025 at 9:57:58 AM

6998 got killed by Feral Chaos' EX Burst.

"Oh, did I win?"
chino514 (Apprentice)
#1009: May 12th 2025 at 11:52:43 AM

6997 was killed and a tuft of them ended up in someone's soup.

DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#1010: May 12th 2025 at 12:01:44 PM

6996 tried to steal a Van Gogh painting, but was shot dead by museum police.

Here's looking at you, kid.
YourEternalTroper Matikane Tannhäuser from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Matikane Tannhäuser
#1011: May 12th 2025 at 7:23:44 PM

6995 inhaled toxic carbon monoxide, killing him from the inside.

Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!
Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Esnupi
#1012: May 12th 2025 at 10:01:37 PM

6994 and 6993 were shot, taxidermied and stitched together to be a “two-headed monkey” for a sketchy roadside attraction.

Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#1013: May 13th 2025 at 8:48:36 AM

Monkey 6992 asked where Monkeys 7099-7011 went. He Knows Too Much now, so he got tossed into a black hole.

OOC: we just casually skipped 89 monkeys earlier

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#1014: May 13th 2025 at 3:20:26 PM

It turns out 7099 discovered a portal to an Axis Victory Earth, and died trying to seal it.

Here's looking at you, kid.
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#1015: May 13th 2025 at 4:30:17 PM

7098 got steamrolled by 7097. Literally.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Thepenguinking2 The Zangoose nobody likes from A secret base on Route 114 (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Saddled with unnecessary feelings
The Zangoose nobody likes
#1016: May 17th 2025 at 2:33:24 PM

7097's steamroller violently explodes as a result of hitting 7098, for no other reason than Laser-Guided Karma.

Hello! My Name Is Inigo Montoya. I made the Mimic. It was difficult to put the pieces together.
DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#1017: May 17th 2025 at 2:39:14 PM

7096-7090 got trapped in a sinking limousine. Their bodies were recovered in June 2026.

Here's looking at you, kid.
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#1018: May 18th 2025 at 11:11:47 AM

7089 expected the Spanish Inquisition. This caused a severe Reality-Breaking Paradox that ended with him being deleted from existence, because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#1019: May 18th 2025 at 12:39:20 PM

7088 got rabies, and spread it to 7087 and 7086 before being shot dead.

Here's looking at you, kid.
The-Omniscient-Dex Just call me Jason, I suppose from Classified (Terrible Twos) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Just call me Jason, I suppose
#1020: May 18th 2025 at 12:41:46 PM

7085 choked on a mailbox and then died inside it

I'm much too lazy to come up with a caption.
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#1021: May 18th 2025 at 1:28:05 PM

Monkeys 7084-7075 tried to look for 7085. They all got trapped in the boxes they were looking in and shortly died afterwards.

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#1022: May 18th 2025 at 1:43:56 PM

7074 is sacrificed to Kali Ma, having his heart ripped out and lowered into lava.

Here's looking at you, kid.
Thepenguinking2 The Zangoose nobody likes from A secret base on Route 114 (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Saddled with unnecessary feelings
DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#1024: May 21st 2025 at 6:57:07 PM

7072 discovered that thanks to Thanos's alterations to the timeline, 9426's death was averted, and so she killed 9426 again with a poisoned banana. Unfortunately, 7072 got the poison on herself, and died soon after.

Edited by DecafGrub47393 on May 21st 2025 at 9:57:39 AM

Here's looking at you, kid.
chino514 (Apprentice)
#1025: May 22nd 2025 at 12:42:21 PM

7071 and 7070 was blamed for the timeline mess and was promptly killed.

7069 died from internal diseases.


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