7000-7010 Monkeys Just Walked Away, Slammed The Door Shut, And Were Never Seen Again...
(Messed It Up Hold On)
Edited by NotPeppermint on May 6th 2025 at 7:38:45 AM
"Enumeration is a last resort... But sometimes, it can work a miracle."Monkey 6992 asked where Monkeys 7099-7011 went. He Knows Too Much now, so he got tossed into a black hole.
OOC: we just casually skipped 89 monkeys earlier
And also, that’s- Sarcasm7097's steamroller violently explodes as a result of hitting 7098, for no other reason than Laser-Guided Karma.
Hello! My Name Is Inigo Montoya. I made the Mimic. It was difficult to put the pieces together.7089 expected the Spanish Inquisition. This caused a severe Reality-Breaking Paradox that ended with him being deleted from existence, because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
And also, that’s- SarcasmMonkeys 7084-7075 tried to look for 7085. They all got trapped in the boxes they were looking in and shortly died afterwards.
Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.7073 found himself some pretty cool bananas... only to get crushed to death by a giant Game Boy.
Hello! My Name Is Inigo Montoya. I made the Mimic. It was difficult to put the pieces together.

7115 died of Spontaneous Monkey Combustion.
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.