While we already have Google Translate the above passage
and the Mishearing Game
, how about a fusion of the two?
First person posts a passage, the second person translates that into another language and back (ex. English -> German -> English) and posts the result, the third person does the same to that, and so on. This will go on for 15 posts, and the last person will post a new passage, continuing the game. For example:
- Troper 1: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
- Troper 2: According to all known laws of flight, there is no way a bee can fly. The wings are too small to lift his fat body off the ground. The bee still flies, of course. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
- Troper 3: As we all know, according to the laws of flight, there is no way a bee can fly. The wings were too small to lift his fat body off the ground. The bee still has flies. Because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Pretty much the only rule here is to avoid posting overly-long passages (Google Translate has a 3900 character limit).
Anyways, let's begin!
He's gonna take you back to the past,
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
9. According to all known flight laws, bees cannot fly. the wings are shorter and the fat body lifts off the ground. Even bees fly away. Because bees don't care about people's opinions it is impossible.
"Hark! For your greatest fears manifest in yours truly!" (She/Her) (Current focus: Image Pickin')14. Against all known laws of flight, flies cannot fly. The legs are curled and the fat body rises from the ground. Even bees fly. This is impossible because bees are indifferent to human thoughts.
AITA for injecting my daughter with a known lethal substance?15. Contrary to all known laws of flight, flies cannot fly. His legs are curled up and his fat body rises off the ground. Bees also fly. This is impossible, since bees are indifferent to human thoughts.
The fallen leaves tell a story.
The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between.
Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was first to perish.
Soon, Marika's offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.
Oh, arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, chieftain of the badlands.
The ever-brilliant Goldmask.
Fia, the Deathbed Companion.
The loathsome Dung Eater.
And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-knowing.
...and one other. Whom grace would again bless. A Tarnished of no renown. Cross the fog, to the Lands Between, to stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Elden Lord
Edited by uncertanSearcher on Jan 19th 2024 at 11:51:37 AM
2. Fallen leaves tell stories.
The great Elden Ring is broken. In our homes, separated by mist, between heaven and earth.
Now Malika, the Everqueen, is nowhere to be found, and on the Night of the Black Knives, Goldwine is the first to perish.
Soon, Malika's descendants, all demigods, claimed the fragments of Elden's Ring. The frenzied contamination of their newfound power sparked the Shatter. A war in which no lord appears. A war that leads to abandonment of a great will.
Oh, arise now, ye defiled ones. If you die, who will live? The long-lost call of grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, Chieftain of the Wasteland.
The golden mask of everlasting glory.
Fia, companion in death.
Disgusting feces-eater.
and Ser Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing.
…and there’s another one. Whom grace will bless again. An unknown defiler. Pass through the mist, come to the space between heaven and earth, and stand in front of the Ring of Elden. and became Lord of Elden
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!3. Falling leaves tell stories.
The Great Elden Ring was broken. In our seats, separated by a cloud, between heaven and earth.
Now Malika, the Everqueen, is nowhere to be found, and on the night of the Black Knife, Goldwine is the first to perish.
Soon, Malika's descendants, all demigods, claimed the fragments of the Ring of Elden. With the furious contagion of their new power they shook off the shock. A war in which no master appears. A great will to abandon the war.
Oh, rise up the polluted. If you die, who will live? The long-lasting call of grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, leader of the Wasteland.
A golden person of eternal glory.
Fia, the count of death.
An abominable dung-eater.
and Ser.
…and there is another. May grace bless him again. An unknown daredevil. Pass through the mist, come to the space between heaven and earth, and stand before the Ring of Elden. and he became Lord of Elden
"Hark! For your greatest fears manifest in yours truly!" (She/Her) (Current focus: Image Pickin')4. Falling leaves tell stories.
The Great Elden Ring was broken. In our places, separated by a cloud, between heaven and earth.
Now Malika, the Everqueen, is nowhere to be found, and on the night of the Black Knife, Goldwine is the first to perish.
Soon Malika's descendants, all demigods, claimed the fragments of Elden's Ring. With the furious transmission of their new power they shook off the shock. A war in which no master appears. Great will to leave the war.
Oh, rise up the tainted. If you die, who will live? The long-lasting call of grace speaks to all of us.
Hoarah Loux, leader of the Wasteland.
A golden face of eternal glory.
Fia, the count of death.
A hideous scavenger.
and Ser.
…and there is another. May grace bless him again. An unknown daredevil. Pass through the mist, come to the space between heaven and earth, and stand before the Ring of Elden. and became Lord of Elden
Working on Sandbox.The Amazing Race TV Tropes Edition.5. Falling leaves tell stories.
The Great Elden Ring was broken. In our places separated by a cloud between heaven and earth.
Now Malika, the Everqueen, is nowhere to be found, and on the night of the Black Knife, Goldwine is the first to perish.
Malika's posterity, all demigods, claimed the fragments of the Ring of Elden. The transmission of the new power shook them furiously. A war in which no master appears. A great departure from the war.
Oh, rise up the wicked. If you die, who will live? The long-lasting call of grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, Leader of the Wasteland.
A golden face of eternal glory.
Fia, the death of the count.
A deformed scavenger.
and Ser.
...and there is another. May grace bless him again. unknown daredevil Pass through the mist, come to the space between heaven and earth, and stand before the Ring of Elden. and he became Lord of Elden
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.6.Falling leaves tell stories.
The Great Elden Ring was broken. In our places separated by a cloud between heaven and earth.
Now Malika, the Eternal Queen, is nowhere to be found, and on the night of the Black Knife, Goldwine is the first to die.
Malika's posterity, all demigods, claimed the fragments of the Ring of Elden. The transmission of the new power shook them furiously. A war in which no master appears. A great exit from the war.
Oh, rise up you wicked ones. If you die, who will live? The long cry for grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, leader of the Wasteland.
A golden face of eternal glory.
Fia, the death of the count.
A deformed scavenger.
and Being
...and there is another one. May grace bless him again. a daring stranger Pass through the mist, reach the space between heaven and earth, and stand before the Ring of Elden. and became Lord of Elden
Frankly, we'd prefer the spanking machine.7. Falling leaves reveal stories.
The Great Elden Ring is broken. In our places separated by clouds between heaven and earth.
Now Malika, the Eternal Queen, is nowhere to be found, and on the night of the Black Knife, Goldwine is the first to die.
Malika's descendants, all wizards, claimed parts of the Ring of Elden. The transfer of new power came as a shock to them. A battle that has no master. A great exit from the war.
Wake up, you sinners. If you die, who will live? The long cry for grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, leader of the Wasteland.
A golden face of eternal beauty.
Fia, the death of numbers.
It's a melting pot.
and living
... and there are others. Love will bless him again. A brave stranger walks through the mist, reaches the space between heaven and earth, and stands before the ring of Elden. and became Lord of Elden
"Hark! For your greatest fears manifest in yours truly!" (She/Her) (Current focus: Image Pickin')8. Your fall reveals stories.
The Great Elden Ring is broken. In our places the clouds separate between the sky and the earth.
Now Malika, the Eternal Queen, is nowhere to be found, and on the night of the Black Knife, Goldwine is the first to die.
Malika's children, all wizards, claimed part of the Ring of Elden. The transfer of new power came as a surprise to them. A war without a master. A departure from the war.
Wake up you sinners. If you die, who lives? The long cry for mercy speaks to all of us.
Hoarah Loux, leader of the Wasteland.
A golden face of eternal beauty.
Fia, the death of numbers.
It's a craft.
and live
... and there are others. Love will bless him again. A brave stranger walks through the mist, reaches between heaven and earth, and stands before the ring of Elden. and became Lord of Elden
Edited by Zanreo on Jan 19th 2024 at 11:58:49 AM
My favorite failed console tbh9. Your fall reveals a story.
The Great Elden Ring is broken. In our place, clouds are divided between the sky and the earth.
Now, Eternal Queen Marika is nowhere to be found. And on the night of the black knife, Goldwine died first.
All of Marika's children were wizards and claimed part of the Ring of Elden. The new transfer of power came as a surprise to them. A war without a master. withdrawal from the war.
Wake up, sinner. Who will live if you die? The long cry for mercy speaks to us all.
Hoara Luz, leader of the wasteland.
A golden face that boasts eternal beauty.
Fear, the death of numbers.
It's a craft.
and live
...We have others, too. Love will bless him again. A brave stranger walks through the fog, reaches between heaven and earth, and stands before the ring of Elden. and became the master of Elden
Truman X: Technology expert and son! (RIP Jansen Panettiere, 1994-2023)10. Your fall tells the story.
The great old seal is broken. In our place, the clouds are divided between the sky and the earth.
Now the Eternal Queen Marika is nowhere to be found. And on the night of the Black Knife, Goldwyn was the first to die.
All of Marika's children were wizards and claimed part of the Ring of Elden. The new transfer of power was unexpected for them. A war without a master. withdrawal from the war.
Wake up, you sinner. Who will live if you die? The long cry of mercy speaks to us all.
Hoara Luz, leader of the desert.
A golden face that boasts eternal beauty.
Fear, death by numbers.
It is a craft.
and live
...we have others. Love still blesses him. A brave stranger passes through the mist, reaches between heaven and earth, and stands at the Ring of Elden. and became lord of Elden
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!11. Your downfall tells the story.
The big old seal is broken. In our place, the clouds are split between heaven and earth.
Now the eternal Queen Marika is nowhere to be found. And on the night of the Black Knife, Goldwyn was the first to die.
Marika's children were all magicians and claimed to be part of the Ring of Elden. The new transfer of power was unexpected for them. A war without a master. from the war.
Awake, you sinner. Who will live if you die? The long cry of sympathy speaks to us all.
Hoara Luz, leader of the desert.
A golden face that boasts of timeless beauty.
Fear, death for value.
It is a craft.
and they are alive
…we have others. Love still gives him a chance. The brave visitor passes through the fog, reaches between heaven and earth, and stands on the Ring of Elden. and became Elden’s mistress
Edited by Zanreo on Jan 19th 2024 at 1:03:34 PM
My favorite failed console tbh12. Your fall to tell the story.
The big old brand is broken. In our space, clouds are divided between heaven and earth.
Now the Eternal Queen Marka is nowhere to be found. And on the night of Black Metal, Goldwyn was the first to die.
Mark's children were all wizards and were said to be part of the Elden Ring. A new surprise transfer. A war without a master. from war.
Wake up, you sinner. Who will live if you die? A long cry of compassion speaks to us all.
Hoara Luz, leader of the desert.
The golden face boasts a timeless beauty.
Fear, death for value.
It's a craft.
and they are alive
… We have others. Love still gives him a chance. A brave visitor passes through the mist, reaches between heaven and earth, and stops at the Ring of Elden. and became Elden's mistress
13. His fall to tell the story.
The big old brand is broken. In our space, clouds are divided between heaven and earth.
Now the Eternal Queen Marka was nowhere to be found. And on Black Metal night, Goldwyn was the first to die.
Mark's children were all wizards and said to be part of the Elden Ring. A new surprise transfer. A war without a master. of war.
Wake up, you sinner. Who will live if you die? A long cry of compassion speaks to us all.
Hoara Luz, leader of the desert.
Her golden face has a timeless beauty.
Fear, death by valor.
It's a craft.
and they are alive
… We have others. Love still gives you a chance. A brave visitor passes through the mist, arrives between heaven and earth, and stops at the Elden Ring. and became Elden's lover
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!14. Telling the story is his downfall.
The big old brand is broken. In our space, clouds are divided between the sky and the earth.
Now the Eternal Queen Brand is nowhere to be found. And on the night of Black Metal, Goldwyn was the first to die.
Mark's children were all wizards and were said to be part of the Elden Ring. A new surprise transfer. A war without a master. fight.
Wake up, you sinner. If you die, who will live? A long cry for compassion appeals to us all.
Hoara Luz, leader of the desert.
Her golden face has a timeless beauty.
Fear, death with courage.
It's a craft.
and they are alive
… We have others too. Love still gives you a chance. A brave visitor passes through the mist, reaches between heaven and earth, and stands at the Elden Ring. and became Elden's lover
15. Storytelling is his downfall.
The big old brand is broken. In our space, clouds are divided between heaven and earth.
Now the Eternal Queen Brand is nowhere to be found. And in Black Metal Night, Goldwyn was the first to die.
Mark's children were all wizards and were said to be part of the Elden Ring. A sudden move. A war without a master. to fight
Wake up, you sinner. If you die, who will live? A long cry of sympathy cheers us all.
Hoara Luz, leader of the desert.
Her golden face has a timeless beauty.
Fear, death and courage.
It's a craft.
and they are alive
… We have others too. Love still gives you a chance. The brave visitor passes through the mist, reaches between heaven and earth, and stops at the Ring of Elden. becomes Elden's lover
Will I find a home, or go to waste?
In Heaven, do the morals of Earth still stand?
Or can I bridge the gap 'twixt beast and man?
Is there such a thing as a universal truth?
Any lost secret to eternal youth?
Do nuns fornicate? And do scientists pray?
Is a sin committed every moment of every day?
That's not quite twenty-seven
But my chest feels awful tight
So thank you for listening
Good night, good night, good night
OBJECTION!2. Will it find a home or will it go to waste?
Will Earth's morals still hold true in Heaven?
Or can we bridge the gap between beasts and humans?
Is there such a thing as universal truth?
Is there a lost secret to eternal youth?
Do nuns commit adultery? And do scientists pray?
Do we sin every day, every moment?
I'm not even twenty-seven yet
But my heart feels so frustrated
Thank you for listening
Good night, good night, good night
My favorite failed console tbh3. Will you find a place to live or will you be wasted?
Will earthly morality still prevail in heaven?
Or can we bridge the gap between animals and humans?
Is there such a thing as a universal truth?
Is there a lost secret to eternal youth?
Do nuns commit adultery? So do scientists pray?
Are we sinning every moment of every day?
I'm not even 27 years old yet
But my heart is so angry
Thank you for listening
Good night, good night, good night
4. Will you find a place to live or will you be wasted?
Will earthly morality still apply in heaven?
Or can we bridge the gap between animals and humans?
Does universal truth exist?
Is there a lost secret to eternal youth?
Do nuns commit adultery? So do scientists pray?
Do we sin every moment of every day?
I'm not yet 27 years old
But my heart is very angry
Thanks for listening
Good night, good night, good night
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!

8. According to all known laws of flight, it is impossible for bees to fly. shorter wings, which lift the fat body off the ground. Even bees still fly. Because bees don't care what people think is impossible.
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!