While we already have Google Translate the above passage
and the Mishearing Game
, how about a fusion of the two?
First person posts a passage, the second person translates that into another language and back (ex. English -> German -> English) and posts the result, the third person does the same to that, and so on. This will go on for 15 posts, and the last person will post a new passage, continuing the game. For example:
- Troper 1: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
- Troper 2: According to all known laws of flight, there is no way a bee can fly. The wings are too small to lift his fat body off the ground. The bee still flies, of course. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
- Troper 3: As we all know, according to the laws of flight, there is no way a bee can fly. The wings were too small to lift his fat body off the ground. The bee still has flies. Because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Pretty much the only rule here is to avoid posting overly-long passages (Google Translate has a 3900 character limit).
Anyways, let's begin!
He's gonna take you back to the past,
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
14. Let's get to work.
beat it.
Won't he give me his daughter?
When did you ask me to hand over the baby to you?
He is the strongest man I have ever met.
However, you can place your bets before the match ends.
Oh my God, I'll make you a man.
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!15. Let's go to work.
get lost.
Doesn't he want to give me his daughter?
When did you say you wanted me to have a baby?
He is the strongest person I have ever met.
However, you can place bets until the end of the game.
Oh my god, I'll make you a man.
One thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled. It was a time of darkness. It was a world of fear. It was the age of gargoyles. Stone by day, warriors by night, We were betrayed by the humans we had sworn to protect, frozen in stone by a magic spell for a thousand years. Now, here in Manhattan, the spell is broken, and we live again! We are defenders of the night! We are gargoyles!
2. 1000 years ago, superstition and the sword ruled. It was a dark time. It was a world of fear. It was the age of gargoyles. Stone by day, warrior by night, we were betrayed by the humans we were sworn to protect, and magically frozen in stone for a thousand years. Now, here in Manhattan, the curse is broken and we are alive again. We are the guardians of the night! We are gargoyles!
Working on Sandbox.The Amazing Race TV Tropes Edition.3. A thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled. It was a dark time. It was a world of fear. They were the generation of gargoyles. Stone by day, warrior by night, we were betrayed by the people we swore to protect, and stoned to death for a thousand years. Now, here in Manhattan, the curse is broken and we are alive. We are the guardians of the night! We are gargoyles!
"Hark! For your greatest fears manifest in yours truly!" (She/Her) (Current focus: Image Pickin')4. A thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled. It was dark. It's a world of fear. They belong to the gargoyle generation. Stones by day, soldiers by night, we were betrayed by those we swore to protect, and stoned to death for a thousand years. Now, in Manhattan, the curse has been broken and we are alive. We are the guardians of the night! We are gargoyles!
AITA for injecting my daughter with a known lethal substance?5. For a thousand years, myth and sword have ruled. it was dark. It is a world of fear. They belong to the gargoyle generation. Stones by day, soldiers by night, we betrayed those we swore to protect, and were stoned to death for a thousand years. And now, in Manhattan, the curse has been broken and we are alive. We are the night watchmen! We are gargoyles!
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.6. Legends and swords have ruled for a thousand years. It was dark. It's a world of fear. They belong to the Gargoyle race. Stones by day, soldiers by night, we betrayed those we swore to protect, we were stoned to death for a thousand years. And now in Manhattan the curse has been broken and we are alive. We are the night watchmen! We are gargoyles!
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!7. Legends and swords have ruled for a thousand years. It was dark. It is a world of fear. They belong to the gargoyle race. A stone by day, a soldier by night, he betrayed those he swore to protect and was stoned to death for a thousand years. And now the curse has been broken in Manhattan and we are alive. We are the night watchmen! We are gargoyles!
My favorite failed console tbh8. Legends and swords have ruled for millennia. It was dark. It's a world of fear. They belong to the gargoyle race. A stone by day and a soldier by night, he betrayed those he swore to protect and was stoned to death for a thousand years. And now, Manhattan's curse is broken and we're alive. We are night watchmen! We are gargoyles!
Edited by iReekOfLemons on Jan 17th 2024 at 5:19:36 AM
Truman X: Technology expert and son! (RIP Jansen Panettiere, 1994-2023)9. Legends and swords have reigned for millennia. It was dark. It is a world of fear. They belong to the gargoyle race. Stone by day and soldier by night, he betrayed those he swore to protect and was stoned to death for a thousand years. And now, the curse of Manhattan is broken and we are alive. We are vigilant at night! We are gargoyles!
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!10. Legends and swords reign for millennia. It was dark. It is a world of fear. They belong to the gargoyle race. Stone by day and soldier by night, he betrayed those he swore to protect and was stoned to death for a thousand years. And now, the curse of Manhattan is broken and we live. We are vigilant in the night! We are gargoyles!
"Hark! For your greatest fears manifest in yours truly!" (She/Her) (Current focus: Image Pickin')11. Legends and swords rule for thousands of years. It was dark. It is a world of fear. They belong to the gargoyle race. Stoned by day and a soldier by night, he betrayed those he swore to protect and was stoned to death for a thousand years. And now the curse on Manhattan has been lifted and we live on. We are on guard even at night! We are gargoyles!
Working on Sandbox.The Amazing Race TV Tropes Edition.12. Legends and swords have prevailed for thousands of years. It was dark. This is a world of fear. They belong to the gargoyle race. Stoned by day and a soldier by night, he betrayed those he swore to protect and was stoned to death for a thousand years. Now the curse on Manhattan has been lifted and we continue to live. We keep watch at night too! We are ugly creatures!
13. Myths and swords have reigned for thousands of years. it was dark. The world is full of fear. They belong to the gargoyle race. Stoned by day and soldiers by night, he betrayed what he swore to protect and was stoned to death for a thousand years. Now Manhattan's curse has been lifted and we are still alive. We also watch the night! We are evil creatures!
14. Myths and swords have lasted thousands of years. dark night The world is full of fear. They belong to the gargoyle race. Stoned by day and soldiers by night, he betrayed what he had sworn to protect and was stoned to death for a thousand years. Now Manhattan's curse has been lifted and we are alive. We also watch at night! We are bad people!
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!15. Myths and swords have survived thousands of years. dark night The world is full of fear. They belong to the gargoyle race. Stoned by day and soldiers by night, he betrayed what he had sworn to protect and was stoned to death for a thousand years. Now the curse of Manhattan is gone and we are still alive. We also watch at night! We are the bad guys!
"You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"New prompt:
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Felt like the opening narration of Bee Movie hasn't been did yet outside of the examples on the very first post.
Edited by TheOther36 on Jan 18th 2024 at 9:52:40 PM
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!2. According to all known laws of aviation, it is impossible for bees to fly. Its wings are too small to lift its fat little body off the ground. Of course, bees fly anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Edited by EnigmaticObserver on Jan 18th 2024 at 8:50:07 AM
The ruler of the school and most popular kid in Golden Grove.![]()
My bad, I didn't read the rules carefully. Thanks for telling me!
2. According to all known laws of aviation, it is impossible for a bee to fly. Its wings are too small to lift its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans consider impossible.
"You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"5. According to all known laws of aviation, it is impossible for bees to fly. Their wings are too short to lift their fat bodies off the ground. Of course, bees fly anyway. Because bees don't care about what people think is impossible.
Truman X: Technology expert and son! (RIP Jansen Panettiere, 1994-2023)7. According to all known laws of aviation, it is impossible for bees to fly. shorter wings, which lift the fat bodies off the ground. Even bees still fly. Because bees don't care what people think is impossible.
Edited by inkuiry on Jan 18th 2024 at 7:56:08 AM
You Are Definitely Going To Kick: My Ass

13. Let's get to work.
beat it.
Won't he give me his daughter?
When did you ask me to deliver the child to you?
He is the strongest man I have ever met.
However, you can place your bets before the match ends.
God, I will make you a man.
Working on Sandbox.The Amazing Race TV Tropes Edition.