While we already have Google Translate the above passage
and the Mishearing Game
, how about a fusion of the two?
First person posts a passage, the second person translates that into another language and back (ex. English -> German -> English) and posts the result, the third person does the same to that, and so on. This will go on for 15 posts, and the last person will post a new passage, continuing the game. For example:
- Troper 1: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
- Troper 2: According to all known laws of flight, there is no way a bee can fly. The wings are too small to lift his fat body off the ground. The bee still flies, of course. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
- Troper 3: As we all know, according to the laws of flight, there is no way a bee can fly. The wings were too small to lift his fat body off the ground. The bee still has flies. Because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Pretty much the only rule here is to avoid posting overly-long passages (Google Translate has a 3900 character limit).
Anyways, let's begin!
He's gonna take you back to the past,
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
15. Let's start... You're a psychopath... What do you want?... There's no one here... It'll never be the same again... Coach Sinclair has exploded again... Why don't you destroy him?... Why don't you make him a complete nanny? No more secretaries!
1. Well, as for the second… You talked to my captain earlier, and he seemed pretty decent, no? Including me and my snail, my crew is precisely seven members strong. We haven't looted, plundered or pillaged the entire way here and as far as I can tell they haven't ever hurt any civilians, period. All we're doing is flying a Jolly Roger and stocking up before we go to the Grand Line. But hey! None of that matters to you. Doesn't matter to the Marines. Our flag is black, so we must be evil! So come on! Lock me up! Toss me in Impel Down to be tortured far more cruelly than most pirates could even conceive of. I mean… That is your job, right?
Give me books! Give me ALL YOUR BOOKS!!!!!2. So on to the other thing… You talked to my captain earlier, and he was like, no? Including myself and my snake, my crew is seven people. We haven't committed any looting, robbery or looting throughout the area and as far as I know they've never hurt civilians, period. We’re just flying in from Jolly Roger and doing some shopping before we hit the Grand Line. But hey! None of that matters to you. It doesn't matter to the ocean. Our flag is black, so we must be evil! So please! Shut me down! Throw me into Impel Town to be tortured more horribly than any bandit can imagine. I mean... that's your job, right?
3. So on to the next thing... You talked to my captain before and he said no? Including me and my snake, my crew is seven. We haven't committed any looting, robbery, or pillaging in the entire area, and as far as I know have never harmed civilians, period. We're just coming in from the Jolly Roger and doing some shopping until we get to the Grand Line. But hey! None of that matters to you. The ocean doesn't matter. Our flag is black, so we must be bad! So please! Lock me up! Throw me into Impel's city to be tortured more horribly than any bandit can imagine. For... that's your job, isn't it?
let's hold an umbrella and halo the world...4. So on the next thing... You talked to my captain, didn't he say? Me and my crew are seven years old. We have not carried out any looting, looting or planning in the whole area. As far as I know, I have never hurt civilians. We just came from Jolly Roger and some shopping to Grand Line. But hey! That doesn't matter to you. The ocean doesn't matter. Our flag is black, we must be poor! So get out of here! Lock me up! It will take me to the city of Impaler, more terrible than any bandit can imagine. Fir... That's your job, isn't it?
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!5. So, onto the next thing... Didn't he say you spoke to my captain? Me and my crew are seven years old. We didn’t do any pillaging, looting, or planning all over the place. As far as I know, I have never harmed civilians. We just came to the Grand Line from the Jolly Roger and some shopping. But hey! It's nothing to you. The ocean doesn’t matter. Our flag is black, we must be poor! So get out of here! Lock me up! He will take me to the city of Imphal, which is more awesome than any bandit could ever imagine. Chim... That's your job, isn't it?
"Hark! For your greatest fears manifest in yours truly!" (She/Her) (Current focus: Image Pickin')6. Okay, on to the next point... Didn't he say you spoke to my commander? My crew and I are seven. We haven't done any looting, plundering, or planning anywhere. As far as I know, I've never harmed civilians. We've just reached the Grand Line from the Jolly Roger and some shopping. But hey! Never mind. The ocean doesn't matter. Our flag is black, we must be poor! So get out of here! Lock me up! He'll take me to Imphal, which is fancier than any bandit could imagine. Shim... That's your job, isn't it?
7. Okay, on to the next topic... Didn't he say you told my boss? There are seven of us and my crew. We've never done any robbery, looting, or planning anywhere. As far as I know, I've never harmed civilians. We just got to the Grand Line from the Jolly Roger and some trading. But hey! Never mind. The sea is nothing. Our flag is black, we must be poor! So get out of here! Lock me up! He'll take me to Imphal, which is better than the pirates think. Shim... That's your job, isn't it?
8. Okay, onto the next one... didn't she say you told my boss? There are seven of us and my staff. We never robbed, robbed, or conspired anywhere. As far as I know, I have never harmed civilians. We just arrived at the Grand Line with Jolly Roger and traded. But hey! nevermind. The sea is nothing. Our flag is black, we must be poor! So get out of here! Shut me down! He'll take me to Imphal, which is better than most bandits think. Sim... that's your job, isn't it?
9. Okay, on to the next one... didn't she say you told my boss? There are seven of us and my employees. We've never stolen, robbed or conspired anywhere. As far as I know, I've never harmed civilians. We just arrived at the Grand Line with the Jolly Roger and traded. But hey! never mind. The sea is nothing. Our flag is black, we must be poor! So get out of here! Stop me! He'll take me to Imphal, which is better than most bandits think. Sim... that's your job, isn't it?
let's hold an umbrella and halo the world...10. Okay, next one... Didn't she say you told my boss? There are seven of us and my staff. We've never stolen, robbed, or conspired anywhere. As far as I know, I've never harmed a civilian. We just sailed the Jolly Roger to the Grand Line and traded. But hey! It doesn't matter. The sea is nothing. Our flag is black, and we must be poor! Get out of here! Stop me! He'll take me to Imfar, which is better than most bandits think. Simulation... That's your job, right?
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!11. Well, the next one… Didn’t she say you told my boss? My staff and I are seven people. We never stole, robbed, or compromised anywhere. I know that I have never caused any harm to any civilian. We just took Joel Rogers down to the grandstand and traded. But hey! There’s nothing wrong with it. The ocean is nothing. Our flag is black and we must be poor! Get out of here! Stop me! It leads me to Imperial, which is better than most barons think. Modeling… that’s your job, right?
"Hark! For your greatest fears manifest in yours truly!" (She/Her) (Current focus: Image Pickin')12. Well, next… Didn’t she say you told my boss? My staff and I are seven people. We’ve never stolen, robbed or compromised anywhere. I know I’ve never hurt any civilians. We just took Joel Rogers down to the stands and traded. But hey! There’s nothing wrong with that. The sea is nothing. Our flag is black and we must be poor! Get out of here! Stop me! It leads me to Imperial, which is better than most barons think. Modeling… that’s your job, isn’t it?
My favorite failed console tbh13. Well, next… Didn’t she say you told my boss? There were seven of us and my staff. We never robbed, robbed or ransacked anywhere. I know I’ve never hurt a civilian. We just brought Joel Rogers down to the stage and changed. But oh! There’s nothing wrong with that. The ocean is nothing. Our flag is red and we must be poor! Get out of here! Stop me! He took me to the Imperial, which was better than most barons thought. Repetition… that’s your job, isn’t it?
14. Well, next… Didn’t she say she told my boss? There were seven of us with my staff. We never robbed, stole or vandalized anywhere. I know I’ve never hurt a civilian. We just brought Joel Rogers down on stage and it changed. But oh! There’s nothing wrong with that. The ocean is nothing. Our flag is red and we must be poor! Buy here! Stop me! He took me to the Imperial, which was better than most barons thought. Repetition… that’s your job, isn’t it?
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!Okay, since it’s been almost two weeks…
15. Well, second… Didn’t he say he told my boss? There were seven of us with my staff. We never robbed, stole or vandalized anywhere. I know I’ve never hurt a civilian. We just brought Joel Rodgers on stage and it changed. But oh! There's nothing wrong with that. The ocean is nothing. Our flag is red and we must be hungry! Buy it here! Stop me! He took me to the Emperor, which was better than most barons thought. Repetition… that’s your job, right?
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1. How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
And welcome little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!
Edited by AutumnLeaves on Aug 18th 2025 at 5:35:57 PM
2. How did the little squirrel
Do good to his bright eyes,
And you poured out the waters of the Nile
All over the gold bars!
He seems to be smiling happily,
She spread her eyes so gracefully,
And welcome the little fish .
With a gentle smile!
"Hark! For your greatest fears manifest in yours truly!" (She/Her) (Current focus: Image Pickin')7. What about the mushrooms?
Her sparkling eyes were perfectly drawn.
He dried up the Nile.
Golden coat!
She looked like she was laughing.
His eyes widened...
in greeting to the little fish.
A radiant smile!
Edited by Kangelwangel105 on Aug 21st 2025 at 2:51:34 PM
Frankly, we'd prefer the spanking machine.8. What about mushrooms?
Her bright eyes were well drawn.
He dried up the Nile River.
A golden jacket!
She looked like she was laughing.
His eyes widened...
A greeting from the little fish.
A smile!
9. What about mushrooms?
His eyes were clear and well-defined.
He dried up the Nile.
A golden tunic!
He seemed to be laughing.
His eyes widened...
A greeting from a fish.
Laughter!
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God

14. Let's start... You're a psychopath... What do you need?... No one here... It'll never be the same again... Coach Sinclair has exploded again... Why don't you just destroy him?...make him a complete Nanna? No more secretaries!
let's hold an umbrella and halo the world...