While we already have Google Translate the above passage
and the Mishearing Game
, how about a fusion of the two?
First person posts a passage, the second person translates that into another language and back (ex. English -> German -> English) and posts the result, the third person does the same to that, and so on. This will go on for 15 posts, and the last person will post a new passage, continuing the game. For example:
- Troper 1: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
- Troper 2: According to all known laws of flight, there is no way a bee can fly. The wings are too small to lift his fat body off the ground. The bee still flies, of course. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
- Troper 3: As we all know, according to the laws of flight, there is no way a bee can fly. The wings were too small to lift his fat body off the ground. The bee still has flies. Because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Pretty much the only rule here is to avoid posting overly-long passages (Google Translate has a 3900 character limit).
Anyways, let's begin!
He's gonna take you back to the past,
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
5. In this episode, you will meet B. J. Blazkowicz, who died on a mission to uncover the Operation Eisenfaust conspiracy. He is taken to a remote location called Wolfenstein for interrogation. In an attempt to escape, he defeats his guards. Armed only with a sword and a guard knife, you must try to escape the prison or be killed.
Stand on top of the guard and take the sword. The other guards cannot hear your screams. In a Nazi prison, you only have a sword, a gun, and your wits. For the past two weeks, you have been on a very important patrol. Infiltrate a Nazi base and find out the reason behind Operation Eisenfaust. Your quest will lead you to be captured, taken to prison, and await your execution. But since you do not know where the stations are, you will face great loss if you do not escape on vacation. You will face the horrors of the prison called Wolfenstein. Lieutenant General William J. "B.J." Blazkovitch, you have a gun and six levels of hell, good luck. Hey, if you succeed, you'll have something to tell your children... otherwise, you'll be ashamed.
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God6. In this video, you will meet P.K. J.K. Blaskovic, who died trying to uncover Operation Eisenfast planned. He travels to a remote place called Wolfenstein for questioning. In an attempt to escape, he overpowered his guards. Armed only with a sword, you must try to escape the prison or be killed.
Stand on top of the guard and take the sword. The other guards can’t hear your screams. In a Nazi concentration camp, all you have is a knife, a gun, and wits. Over the past two weeks, you have conducted an important experiment. Enter the Nazi headquarters and discover the reason behind Operation Eisenfast. Your search will get you arrested, imprisoned, and awaiting execution. But since you don’t know where the airports are, you’ll be lost if you don’t escape and take a vacation. You will face horrors in a dungeon called Wolfenstein. Lieutenant General William J.W. "B.J." Blaskovich, you have a gun and six degrees, good luck. Hey, if you succeed, you'll have something to say to your kids... if not, you'll be embarrassed.
"Hark! For your greatest fears manifest in yours truly!" (She/Her) (Current focus: Image Pickin')7. In this video, P.K. J.K. Blaskovic died trying to expose the planned Eisenfast operation. He travels to a remote place called Wolfenstein to conduct an interview. In an attempt to escape, he overpowered his guards. With only a sword, try to escape or kill the prisoner.
He stood on the guard and took his sword. The other guards can’t hear you scream. In a Nazi concentration camp, all you have is a knife, a gun, and wits. Over the past couple of weeks, you’ve had an important test. Enter the Nazi headquarters and learn the reason behind the Eisenfast project. Your quest leads to your arrest, imprisonment, and awaiting execution. But because you don’t know where the airports are, you’re going to lose out if you don’t escape and take a vacation. You’ll find horrors in a dungeon called Wolfenstein . Lieutenant General William J.W. "BJ." Blascovich, congratulations on having a gun and six degrees. Hey, if you succeed, you’ll have something to tell your kids… otherwise you’ll embarrass yourself.
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!8. In this film, P.K. J.K., and others. Blaskovic died while trying to publicize the planned Eisenfast operation. He travels to a remote Wolfenstein for an interview. In trying to escape, he overpowered his guards. Only sword, try to escape or kill the prisoner.
He stood on the guard and took his sword. The other guards can’t hear you scream. In a Nazi concentration camp, all you had was a knife, a gun, and a sword. Over the past two weeks, you’ve had an important test. Enter the Nazi headquarters and learn the reasoning behind the Eisenfast project. Your search could lead to arrest, imprisonment, and awaiting execution. But since you don't know where the airports are, you'll be lost if you don't escape and take a vacation. You will experience horror in a dungeon called Wolfenstein . Lieutenant General William J.W. "BJ. Blascovich, congratulations on getting a gun and a sixth degree. Hey, if you succeed, you’ll have something to tell your kids… otherwise you’ll embarrass yourself.
let's hold an umbrella and halo the world...9. In this film, B.K.J.K. and others are killed. Blaskovich is trying to publicize the planned Operation Eisenfaust. He travels to the remote Wolfenstein for an interview. In his attempt to escape, he overpowers his guards. Try to escape or kill the prisoner with just a sword.
He stands above the guard and takes his sword. The other guards cannot hear your screams. At the Nazi concentration camp, you had only a knife, a pistol, and a sword. Over the past two weeks, you have had an important test. Enter the Nazi headquarters and learn the logic behind the Eisenfaust project. Your investigation could lead to arrest, imprisonment, and execution. But since you don't know where the airports are, you're lost unless you escape and take a vacation. You will experience the horrors of the cave called Wolfenstein. Lieutenant General William G.W. B.J. Blaskovich, congratulations on receiving your pistol and your Class 6 certificate. Hey, if you pass, you'll have something to tell your kids... or you'll embarrass yourself.
10. In this film, B.K.G.K. and others are killed. Belskovich tries to publicize the planned Operation Eisenfaust. He travels to distant Wolfenstein for an interview. In an attempt to escape, he overpowers his guards. Try to escape or kill the prisoner using only a sword.
He stands over the guard and takes his sword. The other guards cannot hear your screams. In the Nazi concentration camp, you only had a knife, a pistol, and a sword. Over the past two weeks, you have passed an important test. Enter the Nazi headquarters and learn the logic behind the Eisenfaust project. Your investigation could lead to arrest, imprisonment, and execution. But since you don't know where the airfields are, you are lost unless you escape and go on leave. Experience the horrors of the cave called Wolfenstein. Lieutenant General William J.W.B. Blaskowitz, congratulations on receiving your pistol and rank 6 certificate. Hey, if you pass, you'll have something to tell your kids... or you'll embarrass them.
"This forum signature likes to refer to itself, as well as to the fact that it likes to refer to itself"11. In this film, B.K.G.K. and others are killed. Belskovich tries to expose the planned operation Eisenfaust. He travels to the remote Wolfenstein for an interview. In his attempt to escape, he overpowers his guards. Try to escape or kill the prisoner using only a sword.
He stands over the guard who takes his sword. The other guards cannot hear your screams. In the Nazi concentration camp, you have only a knife, a pistol, and a sword. For the past two weeks, you have passed a crucial test. Enter the Nazi headquarters and learn the logic behind the Eisenfaust project. Your investigation could lead to arrest, imprisonment, and execution. But since you don't know where the airfields are, you are lost unless you escape and go on vacation. Face the horrors of the dungeon called Wolfenstein. Lieutenant General William J.W.B. Blaskowitz, congratulations on getting your pistol and rank 6. Hey, if you pass, you'll have something to tell your kids...or you'll embarrass yourself.
Edited by FirstnameI on Jul 8th 2025 at 6:28:34 AM
12. In this film, B.K.G.K. and others are killed. Belskovich tries to expose the planned Operation Eisenfaust. He travels to distant Wolfenstein for an interview. In his attempt to escape, he defeats his guards. Try to escape or kill the prisoner using only a sword.
He stands over the guard who takes his sword. The other guards cannot hear your screams. In the Nazi concentration camp, you have only a knife, a pistol and a sword. For the past two weeks, you have passed a crucial test. Enter the Nazi headquarters and find out the logic behind the Eisenfaust project. Your investigation could lead to arrest, imprisonment and execution. But since you don't know where the airfields are, you are lost unless you escape and go on vacation. Face the horrors of the dungeon called Wolfenstein. Lieutenant General William J.W.B. Blaskowitz, congratulations on getting your gun and your 6th grade. Hey, if you pass, you'll have something to tell your kids... or you'll make a fool of yourself.
When the bugs are big enough, you're the pest.12. In this film, B.K.G.K. and others are killed. Belskovich tries to expose the planned Operation Eisenfaust. He travels to distant Wolfenstein for an interview. In his attempt to escape, he defeats his guards. Try to escape or kill the prisoner using only a sword.
He stands over the guard who takes his sword. The other guards cannot hear your screams. In the Nazi concentration camp, you have only a knife, a pistol and a sword. For the past two weeks, you have passed a crucial test. Enter the Nazi headquarters and find out the logic behind the Eisenfaust project. Your investigation could lead to arrest, imprisonment and execution. But since you don't know where the airfields are, you are lost unless you escape and go on vacation. Face the horrors of the dungeon called Wolfenstein. Lieutenant General William J.W.B. Blaskowitz, congratulations on getting your gun and your 6th grade. Hey, if you pass, you'll have something to tell your kids... or you'll make a fool of yourself.
When the bugs are big enough, you're the pest.13. In this movie, B.K.G.K. and some died. Belskovich tries to reveal the planned Operation Eisenfaust. He travels to remote Wolfenstein for an interview. When he tried to escape, he overpowered his guards. Try to escape or kill the prisoner with only a sword.
He stands on the guard who carries his sword. The other guards can't hear your screams. In a Nazi camp, you only have a knife, a gun and a sword. For the past two weeks, you have passed an important test. Enter the Nazi headquarters and see the logic behind the Eisenfaust program. Your investigation could lead to arrest, jail time or fines. But you don't know where the airports are, you get lost unless you escape and go on vacation. Face the horrors of the dungeon known as Wolfenstein. Lieutenant General William J.W.B. Blaskowitz, thanks for getting your gun and your 6th grade. Hey, if you pass, you'll have something to tell your kids... or you'll make a fool of yourself.
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de14. In this film, several people, including B.K.G.K., are killed. Belskovich tries to expose the planned operation Eisenforst. He travels to remote Wolfenstein for an interview. When he tries to escape, he is overpowered by his guards. Try to escape or kill the prisoner with only a sword.
He is on the guard carrying his sword. The other guards cannot hear your screams. In a Nazi camp, you have only a knife, a gun and a sword. Over the past two weeks, you have passed an important test. Enter the Nazi headquarters and see the logic behind the Eisenforst program. Your investigation could lead to arrest, imprisonment or fines. But you don't know where the airport is, and unless you escape and take a vacation, you will be lost. Face the horrors of the prison known as Wolfenstein. Lieutenant General William J.W.B. Blazkowitz, thanks for getting your gun and your 6th grade. Hey, if you pass, you'll have something to tell your kids... or you'll be an idiot.
"Hark! For your greatest fears manifest in yours truly!" (She/Her) (Current focus: Image Pickin')15. In this movie, many people, including the B.K.G.K., are killed. Belskovich attempts to describe the organization of the Eisenforst project. He goes to Wolfenstein for an interview. When he tried to escape, his officers defeated him. Try to escape or kill the prisoner with just a knife.
He is on a soldier holding his sword. The other guards can’t hear you scream. In a Nazi concentration camp, you only had a knife, a knife and a knife. About two weeks ago, you passed an important test. Enter the Nazi headquarters and see Eisenforst’s plans. An investigation can lead to arrest, jail or fines. But you don’t know where the airport is, and if you don’t run and walk, you’re missing out. Consider the infamous Wolfenstein prison. Lieutenant General William J.W.B. Blazkowitz, congratulations on getting your gun and sixth grade. Hey, when you pass, you’ll have something to tell your kids… or you’ll go nuts.
1. "And so it begins... ..there is a hole in your mind... What do you want? ...no one here is exactly what he appears... ...nothing's the same anymore... Commander Sinclair is being reassigned... ...why don't you eliminate the entire Narn homeworld while you're at it? ...I see a great hand, reaching out of the stars... Who are you? ...President Clark has signed a decree today declaring martial law... ...these orders have forced us to declare independence! ...weapons supplies... ...unless your people get off your encounter-suited butts and do something! ...you are the One who was... ...if you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die.... Why are you here? Do you have anything worth living for? ...I think of my beautiful city in flames... ...like giants in the playground... ...NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR GALAXY! ...we are here to place President Clark under arrest."
Edited by TheOther36 on Jul 8th 2025 at 9:33:53 PM
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!2. "And so it begins... ...there's a hole in your brain... what do you want? ...nobody here is exactly what they seem... ...nothing is the same anymore... Commander Sinclair is being reassigned... ...why don't you eliminate the entire Narn homeworld while you're here? ...I see a big hand reaching out from the stars...who are you? ...President Clark today signed a decree declaring Martial law... ...the orders forced us to declare independence... ...if your men don't get off your battle suits! ...Get out of our galaxy now! ...We're here to arrest President Clark."
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de3. “And so it begins… …there is a hole in your brain… what do you want? ...no one here is quite what it seems... ...nothing is the same anymore... Commander Sinclair is reassigning... ...why don't you eliminate the entire Narn world while you keep a biho out of you? ...I? …President Clark today signed a decree that we have Martial law… …if your men do not remove your battle suits …Flee our galaxy now …We are here to arrest President Clark!”
4."So it begins... there's a hole in your brain... what do you want?... No one here looks like it looks... nothing is the same again... Commander Sinclair is redistributing... Why don't you wipe out the entire Narn world and you don't let the biho out?... Me?... President Clark signed a decree today saying we have martial law... If the fight to arrest our President Clark is gone!"
let's hold an umbrella and halo the world...5. "So let's get started... there's a hole in your brain... what do you want?... Nobody here is like that... nothing is the same anymore... Commander Sinclair splits in half again... Why don't you destroy the entire Narn world and let the biho out?... Me? Clark is gone!"
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God6. "So let's get started... there's a hole in your brain... what do you want?... No one here is like that... nothing will ever be the same... Commander Sinclair is split apart again... Why don't you destroy the entire Narn world and release the abyss?... Me? Clark is gone!"
Edited by FirstnameI on Jul 8th 2025 at 8:07:53 AM
7. "So let's get started... there's a hole in your brain... what do you want?... nobody here is like that... nothing will ever be the same... Commander Sinclair is torn apart again... why don't you destroy the entire Narn world and let go of the abyss?... me? Clark is gone!"
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!9. — So let’s get started… You have a psychopath… What do you need?… No one here has it… Nothing will ever be the same… Coach Sinclair has exploded again… Why don’t you destroy the entire Nan world and create a freak?… Me? Clark is gone!
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de10. So let's get started... You have a psychopath... What do you need?... No one here has it... Nothing will ever be the same... Coach Sinclair has exploded again... Why don't you destroy the whole Nan world and create a freak?... Me? There is no more clerk!
let's hold an umbrella and halo the world...11. So let's get started... You're a psychopath... What do you need?... No one here has one... Nothing will ever be the same again... Coach Sinclair has exploded again... Why don't you destroy Nan's entire world and create a freak?... Me? No more clerk!
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!

4. In this episode we meet B. J. Blazkowicz, who died while on a mission to uncover the Operation Eisenfaust conspiracy. He was sent to a distant place known as Wolfenstein and interrogated. In an attempt to escape, he overpowered his guards. Armed only with a sword and a guard's sword, he must try to escape from the prison or try to die!
You stand over the guard's body, take his sword. You are not sure if the other guards heard his screams. Deep inside a Nazi prison, you only have a knife, a gun, and your wits to help you escape. Just a couple of weeks ago, you were on a very important patrol. You must infiltrate a Nazi base, and discover the motive behind Operation Eisenfaust. You were caught in your attempt, taken to their prison, and awaiting your execution. But you know where the stations are, and the vacation will suffer a great loss if you don't run! He must face the horrors of the prison known as Wolfenstein. Lieutenant General William J. "B.J." Blazkovitch, you have a gun and six levels of hell to go through, good luck! Hey, if you succeed, you have something to tell your children... If not, you'll go out with shame!
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de