Trooper: Isn't that the Shichibukai combat droid? *lays down suppressing fire at the Bluehoods*
Trooper: Looks like it! And you know those guys at tech would LOVE to have their toy back! *pulls out a taser and moves closer to the Droid*
edited 17th Sep '10 6:45:00 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-The Trooper holds his hand in pain then whips out his own sidearm, An FN Five seveN and pelts the droid with armor-piercing rounds, taking care not to damage the warmachine too much-
Shameless Self-promotion ho!The grenade's spines actually move in the air and manage to snatch two of the troopers at the same time, electrocuting them and injecting them with the neurotoxin; the Bluehoods (who were behind cover when the incendiary grenade was thrown) throw two grenades, these ones sprouting sets of blades before hovering in the air, attempting to slice and dice the remaining soldiers. Flanker is mostly unaffected by the attacks, his suit having been specifically engineered to block multiple bullets of varying types as well as explosives. Regardless he ducks into cover and provides supressive fire of his own.
"This would have gone a lot easier if Rei hadn't gotten involved... but he failed regardless. The bastard can go choke on something, preferably their own ego."
Locking you up on radar since '09Rei: *appears behind Flanker* Speak of the devil! *disables him suit with an industrial-strength taser, calling it taser would be an understatement as it had enough power to cook a person in as little as 1.5 seconds*
Trooper: The Night Lord! *fires his sidearm at Rei*
Rei: *uses Flanker as a shield and throws a knife at the trooper's juguar before kneeing flanker hard enough to completely shatter his torso armor* Ouch! You're almost as hard as Vanguard armor! *gets shot on the shoulder, prompting him to jump to cover towards axes* If you're wondering, The effects wore off about a few minutes ago and my top speed is roughly 75MPH on flat ground.
-The few surviving troops retreat-
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-Smacks Rei-
Get your head in gear! We're working together, morons!
-Starts firing disorienting waves at the troopers-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.(Classical music starts up in the dojo. A cheerful voice chips in.)
You have selected "Training mode: Nigh-Lethal Final Training Exam For Small Armies Of Adventurers Who Are On At Least Their Fourth Season And Absolutely Are Not A Ragtag Bunch Of Misfits On The First Mission Of The Second Season."
(Suddenly the suits of armour on the side step up, draw battleaxes, (yes, even the ones that didn't have battleaxes) and point the heads indiscriminately at everyone in the room, enemies included. Amazingly, the battleaxe heads start rotating quickly and make a sound suspiciously like a minigun about to go off.)
edited 17th Sep '10 1:10:12 PM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.Reeling at the impact of Rei's knee, Flanker leaps into the air and delivers a punch to his back before using their combined body weight to bring him crashing onto the floor.
"You can say that again."
Not noticing the armour, he takes an arm in each of his hands and jerks them back, the exo-skeleton whining gently as it uses its (not inconsiderable) strength.
"This beaut's not just for show."
Locking you up on radar since '09"Those who are to take the exam, pray your preparations in slaying squadrons of dragons, cutting down evil forests, and engaging entire armies have been sufficient. Those of you who have by some strange happenstance activated the module without any preparation, please kneel down on the floor and start cursing the heavens for your terrible misfortune. Have a great death... er, I mean day!"
(Suddenly the axeheads split open, revealing an entire chain of bullets being fed into the end of what is now clearly a minigun. Soon white-hot alloy metal is being shot out at a rate of 200 bullets per minute... and there are about twelve of these metallic monsters, two of whom are as large as Made Of Axes.)
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.-Leaps on top of Flanker and Rei, pinning them and leting the bullets whistle over my head and hit the robots on the other side-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.(The bullets start ricocheting around the room, not harming the suits but certainly harming anyone else. The walls, strangely, are unharmed.)
"Please remember to use the special rocket launchers with low-grade nuclear warheads to slightly stun the suits of armour. Be aware that this does have the effect of annoying them somewhat, so be certain to have the sentient acid on hand to slowly corrode the armour."
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.*hears the sound of the armor that was next to me loading bullets and runs out from behind the machine as hundreds of bullets fly into the wall where I was*
Ah, man... even when that guy isn't here he still finds a way.
*edges around behind the suit of armor and blasts it in the back with lightning*
edited 17th Sep '10 1:44:57 PM by todbot1
"...Screw it."
Flanker hauls himself off the floor (cringing occasionally as he hears bullets zing past) and points Rei at one of the miniguns before almost flinging him at it, giving him a kick for good measure.
"Let's get the hell out of here!"
Flanker and co. run toward the door the guards came from.
Locking you up on radar since '09(The suit of armour stops momentarily and looks at Lack Of Boots. It suddenly has glowing red eyes that reminds the adventurer all too well of killer robots. Its probably a bit cheesed off.)
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books."Those of you wise enough to flee the training area should be warned that this will result in the failure of your test."
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books."I'm not failing the test, I'm just using unorthodox working!" Flanker and the Bluehoods slump to their knees as they get outside the dojo.
"That... that was a close one, sir."
Locking you up on radar since '09-starts to crawl into a suitable position, and fires all the thrusters on the legs of my armour. This turns me into a high-speed projectile zooming across the floor, slamming into the Suit Of Armour approaching Boots' legs and continuing onwards, rocketing towards the exit-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff."You have failed your exam. Please head down the passage way to home for some warm tea and a shoulder to cry on while those of your companions with enough courage, dutch or otherwise, to fight and die pointlessly in a training area do so, assuming said home hasn't become a storage area for an evil corporations factory and lab."
edited 17th Sep '10 1:53:58 PM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.-zooms out of the exit, the brakes barely stopping me from endangering the Dojo's structural integrity by hitting a wall-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.

"whom among this duo am I loyal to? Midnight V, who I probably can't trust, or scary-annoying-explody-guy. Mayhaps I'll just allow what occurs to occur-BOMB!"
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