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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1901: Sep 12th 2010 at 12:32:11 PM

...Okay, so I shouldn't have rushed towards a fight. Sorry. We were just fighting with nigh-invincible super soldiers. At this point, everything looks like a threat.

-lessens pressure-

As for your information, it will help us decide what to do with you.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#1902: Sep 12th 2010 at 12:35:36 PM

"We won't let you off that easy. You could inform your masters... you could try to attack us... hell, any number of bad things could happen."

Locking you up on radar since '09
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1903: Sep 12th 2010 at 12:36:48 PM

Well, of course, we're not letting him go. However, there's a difference between handcuffs and being chained in a dungeon with little food or water.

...not that we have a dungeon. Or water.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#1904: Sep 12th 2010 at 12:38:09 PM

听着,我只是想完成我的使命,回家和喝醉. 有这么多要求? (Look, I just want to complete my mission, go home and get totally wasted. Is that so much to ask?)

edited 12th Sep '10 12:38:20 PM by MidnightVelvet

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#1905: Sep 12th 2010 at 12:40:50 PM

"...Though it's against my better judgement, I'll let you decide Yarrunmace. Your call."

Locking you up on radar since '09
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1906: Sep 12th 2010 at 12:45:35 PM

...what are you getting paid?

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#1907: Sep 12th 2010 at 12:49:43 PM

为什么我会告诉你,你混蛋?如果我没有戴上手铐,我想- (Why would I tell you, you jerk? If I weren't handcuffed, I would-)

-she hiccups, then opens her mouth to speak again, before realizing that she lost her train of though.-

唉,我不应该有这么多啤酒之前,我来到这里... (Ugh, I shouldn't have so much beer before I got here...)

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1908: Sep 12th 2010 at 12:51:55 PM

-pulls out a scepter, crown and ring from the travel bag-

While we don't have a dungeon, we do have finances. Pay is pay, right?

-absentmindedly puts the ring on-

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#1909: Sep 12th 2010 at 12:53:03 PM

...什么 (What)

edited 12th Sep '10 12:54:04 PM by MidnightVelvet

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#1910: Sep 12th 2010 at 12:55:34 PM

"We could pay you handsomely for swearing allegiance to us - my men are well paid and well fed. And when they're off duty, they get plenty of alcohol... but not enough to loosen their tongues."

Locking you up on radar since '09
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1911: Sep 12th 2010 at 12:55:39 PM

Or, we could pay you what they were going to pay you, with some compensation. In return, you can go home, and I won't decapitate you the next time I see you.

-the green crystal on the ring seems to be glowing-

edited 12th Sep '10 12:56:55 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#1912: Sep 12th 2010 at 12:58:32 PM

-looks at the glowing ring-

那是什么... (What is that...)

-considers proposal-

嗯,为什么不呢? 一十万美元的首部对你,对不对? (Eh, why not? One hundred thousand dollars a head works for you, right?)

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1913: Sep 12th 2010 at 12:59:43 PM

...geez. Will 2 pounds of gold do it?

-the scar on my face has almost completely healed-

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#1914: Sep 12th 2010 at 1:10:14 PM

哈哈,没有。 什么,是从一个非盈利组织或你们的东西? (Haha, no. What, are you guys from a non-profit organization or something?)

MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#1915: Sep 12th 2010 at 1:12:46 PM

Well, I'm certainty not.

-removes a contract from a slot in my armour, aswell as a pen-

Sign here, and you are officially an employee of Sturm, Blackwell & Hammer Ltd. Full salary.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#1916: Sep 12th 2010 at 1:14:02 PM

全薪是多少,再? (How much is full salary, again?)

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1917: Sep 12th 2010 at 1:17:48 PM

-checks GPS-

Well, once you guys are done, the GPS says that we're supposed to go west, then straight up. And of course, there's no door to the west.

-checks face-

...I've been healed?

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#1918: Sep 12th 2010 at 1:18:07 PM

Essentially, how much I decide to give you, as I'm the senior Weapons Tester/Agent. Make yourself useful, don't betray us, and I'll make it worth your while.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#1919: Sep 12th 2010 at 1:21:52 PM

我有一个问题。什么样的工作我会做?我将不再是核武器试验的目标,我会? (One more question. What kind of work will I be doing? I won't be the weapon testing target, will I?)

MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#1920: Sep 12th 2010 at 1:22:53 PM

Well, probably not. Unless I need a chance to test out the Hg4537 on someone. For the most part, you're assisting me, and by extension, these guys.

-offers contract-

edited 12th Sep '10 1:23:25 PM by MadeOfAxes

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#1921: Sep 12th 2010 at 1:25:20 PM

-Velvet shrugs and signs the contract-

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1922: Sep 12th 2010 at 1:25:48 PM

-notices flashing ring-

Green?

-I bring the ring closer to the GPS; they both start glowing strongly-

Guys, I found something.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#1923: Sep 12th 2010 at 1:27:52 PM

-stows contract away-

Good. The Hg-4537 is, in fact, a healing gun.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#1924: Sep 12th 2010 at 1:29:41 PM

"What is it?"

Locking you up on radar since '09
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1925: Sep 12th 2010 at 1:32:48 PM

-holds up ring-

It's a healing ring. The green gem on it reacts to the GPS. This must have been Chainsaw's.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped

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