-I start ferrying Bluehoods up towards the door at the top of the cavern-
-The mermen run rings around the pirates and Mephisto. They are in their element, which helps to offset the Sorcerer's power advantage somewhat. Tridents fly out of the water at the pirates with deadly accuracy-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Mephisto: *casts doombolt on a merman, The warp energy blatantly ignoring physics by not slowing down despite the water*
-The pirates get struck but they counter by bringing out barrels of oil and throwing them at the water, as the oil spills one pirate spits his cigar onto the water, the fire and the smoke keeping the Mermen from throwing accurately-
-The possessed pirates swim after their foes surprisingly quickly and tear them apart with their mutated limbs-
Bob: *belches out daemonic fire from what used to be his nose, which burns the mermen despite being underwater*
Pirate: *snaps a trident in two with his horribly mutated hand then impales the merman holding it with his razor-sharp tongue* (The powers of chaos are awesome!)
edited 1st Sep '10 11:55:25 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Hey, Flanker, Axes! WHO SHOULD I SMITE?
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu-One of the mermen curses something in a strange tongue-
{Crziinti! Their burning the water! Release the Lusca, brothers!}
-There is a strange roar that echoes up and is somehow audible out of the water. A shadow grows under the water, as if something was rapidly rising towards the conflict-
Crziinti! is now a merman curse-word, roughly equivalent to Assholes!
-I turn to rifflet-
No smiting necessary at the moment. Just ferry these guy up to the door with me, using your psychic powers.
-I drop Flanker off at the door and continue to pick up more of the Bluehoods-
edited 1st Sep '10 10:41:18 AM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Mephisto: *as he sees the Lusca swim after his ship* (Tis' a thing of monstrous beauty! But I know a way to make it even more beautiful...) *casts wind of chaos and swims towards the beast, The eldrich fires of the warp incinerating it and the Mermen close to it much to their horror*
-The possessed Pirates now go after the Mermen attacking their comrades, striking from afar with their tentacles and daemonfire-
Bob: *Bites a Merman's head off when he tried to attack the spawn*
Rei: *his enhanced body has made the travel to the factory a short trip, sees fresh sewage flowing from the pipes* I'm guessing I should be close now...
edited 1st Sep '10 10:53:40 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!... Oh... Ok then. -leaps to the back of the group, keeping watch for any back attacks-
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu-The Lusca bursts from the water with a roar. It resembles something akin to the hideous crossbreed of a octopus and a lizard, although it has several dozen limbs and they terminate in webbed claws. The creature ignores the warpfire and burning oil and immediately seizes the nearest pirate with it's tentacles and twist, tearing the unfortunate pirate in two, before turning on the others with hundreds of tentacles and razor-sharp claws-
edited 1st Sep '10 10:48:20 AM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.... Oh, this has put a dampner on my good mood.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu-The pirates bring out the plasma cannons and fire at the beast-
Mephisto: *surfaces and summons his disk of Tzeench to attack the beast from above with doombolts* Yes... Pay attention to me...
-One possessed pirate spews a noxious fog from his rotting mouth and bulging stomach on a group of Mermen charging towards him and they start to sputter, cough and grow disgusting boils on their skin-
Pirate: *lets out a hearty laugh from his decaying maw, despite being underwater, the Mermen can perfectly hear him* Come... Papa Nurgle will make the pain go away... *hugs the Mermen with his tentacle arms, melting their skin with the corrosive juices oozing from his pores*
edited 1st Sep '10 10:56:17 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-The mermen start to decide that running is probably a good idea at this point, since the Lusca is a far more competent fighter than they are-
-The Lusca sends tentacles darting out at the Nurglite Pirate, one latching around each limb, and pulls the pirate taut and slowly pulls the tentacles apart until there is a sickening ripping sound the the pirate comes apart. The Lusca raises a scaled arm to block to Doombolts and lashes out at Bob-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Bob: *lashes out with his single tentacle, which strikes the beast on the head and stuns it*
Mephisto: *charges his bedlam staff with warp energy whilst his disk shoots daemonfire on the beast*
Nurglite Pirate: *as his head drifts to the sea floor* What'd I do?! I just wanted to make friends!
Rei: *is starting to climb a ladder which leads to the factory's main sewage pipe* At least I can deactivate my olfactory nerves...
edited 1st Sep '10 11:03:52 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Sorry, should have mentioned the size earlier.
-The Lusca, being the size of a battleship, is only momentarily stunned by the blow. Upon recovery, it reaches out and grabs Bob in two of it's hands. The threat disabled, it looks up at the Sorcerer overhead and it's tentacles lash out to destablize the Disc Of Tzeentch-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Mephisto: *as the tentacles grip the daemon he jumps off his steed and onto the Lusca, Using his staff to anchor himself on the beast's scaly hide*
Bob: *grows spiked tentacles and hacks away at the hands*
edited 1st Sep '10 11:25:53 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-The Lusca, decidin that Bob isn't worth the trouble, grabs his head, releases his body and hurls him overhand away from itself, sending the pirate hurtling across the ocean. The beast twists and turns, trying to shake Mephistopheles off-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Mephisto: (grunt) *drives his armored hand onto the beast's hide and begins to climb all the way to the head, Shadow of the Colossus style*
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-The creatures strange anatomy of the creature allows it to contort so that it's head twists 180 degrees around and it stares at the sorcerer in disbelief before it's tentacles dart out to catch the creature on it's back-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Mephisto: *creates a shockwave of warp energy that causes the creature to stop thinking for a few seconds, giving Mephisto his chance by running up to the beast's head and driving his staff through it* HAAAAAAAAAA!!! *releases the pent up energy in his staff, causing pure warp energy to ravage the beast inside-out, which seemingly falls lifeless to the sea floor*
Bob: *smashes his way out of his rock tomb and is herded back by the surviving Possessed*
Nurglite Pirate: *has his comrades help pull his body back together*
I have to go soon.
edited 1st Sep '10 12:02:47 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!No idea what you're talking about, Yarrunmace.
-Drops the last Bluehood off at the door-
That's the last of them. Where to next?
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.-I open the door; the next room appears to be a giant aircraft hanger; a few spare parts litter the room, and a more stable-looking set of stairs is attatched to the wall to our right-
...well, this is odd. Most people don't have aircraft hangers this deep in the ground.
-runs over to the stairs-
Well, are we going?
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped-I open the door; it opens up to a hallway with 8 doors, 4 on each side; we just came from the 3rd door on the left-
-checks GPS again-
Well, the 1st door on the right has a big skull on it, the 1st door on the left has a ring on it, the 4th door on the right has a trashbin on it, and everything else is blank.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped

Rei: *Hops in a manhole and attempts to go to the factory via the sewers* Hopefully Civil Protection ain't got any of their thugs here...
Shameless Self-promotion ho!