Fine.
-The instability which belched out Captain Falcon has split into two and a pack of Bloodletters
emerge from the other one, Seeing that Captain Falcon would make a delicious meal, they lunge at him, Knocking him over and preventing Merlon Fortress from destroying everything in a 20 kilometer radius-
edited 31st Aug '10 11:18:25 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Oh, Crap!, I just realized that I have no idea how to characterize Falcon...
Improvisation part two: Cybertronians!
Jetfire: "Hey, looks like a human down there taking a pounding."
Silverbolt: "Do we have to go down there?"
Air Raid: "I think so."
*The three Autobots rapidly descend before transforming into their mecha forms. They proceed to open fire on the Bloodletters with Neutron Assault Rifles, Scatter Blasters and Energon Battle Pistols.*
Jetfire: "Get the bloody hell off him!"
Air Raid: "Leave that guy alone!"
Silverbolt: "Die, you freaks!"
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.-I grab the fist in my other hand, similar energy coursing through the Org's other arm-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.-The bloodletters are shot to pieces and the autobots soon find themselves under attack by The Vanguard, The elite forces of the T.E.S.D.F, clad in power armor with built in jetpacks and armed to the teeth with heavy laser weaponry-
X-box Org: *gets shocked and is slammed into a car*
Rei: *watches from the slums as the Org gets his ass handed to him* Wow, He's pretty skilled.
edited 31st Aug '10 12:00:03 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Jetfire: "These guys look less tough than the average Decepticon! Blast them!"
*The three Aerialbots move toward Falcon so as to extract him from the combat zone while firing everything they've got at the Vanguard.*
Silverbolt: "Suppressing fire! Nothing gets through!"
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.-Despite the impact, I do not let go, and instead fire the now fully-charged energy weapons directly down the Org's arms into it's body-
edited 31st Aug '10 11:34:35 AM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.-The Vanguards' power armor take the shots surprisingly well and counter with frighteningly accurate fire from their tank-destroying laser cannons-
Vanguard Sergeant: *jets towards Silverbolt and brings his power sword down on the Autobot's head*
-The org emits howls of pain and explodes, like all members of his species-
Rei: *whistles at the explosion*
edited 31st Aug '10 12:00:25 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!*Silverbolt blocks the sword strike with his Energon Blade.*
Jetfire: *gets hit* "OW! Bloody hell, how can something that small have that much power?!"
Silverbolt: "I don't know or care. All I know is, we need to get this guy outta here, stat!"
Air Raid: "I got him!" *scoops up Falcon in one hand, then runs like hell*
Silverbolt: "Stay with him! Don't let the enemy get close!"
*The three Aerialbots move rapidly to clear the blast zone. Silverbolt sets a demolition charge on the main power core of the Meson Cannon, then switches to jet form and takes off to engage enemy units from above.*
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.-One of the vanguards hurls a haywire grenade, sending a cloud of nanobots that immediately attack the inner systems of the autobots and tear the demo charge's electronics apart from a molecular level-
edited 31st Aug '10 11:43:52 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Wait, when did we get from being underneath a factory to doomsday cannons?
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.The party is currently on the slums, The Merlon fortress security forces is currently engaged with dimensional aliens threatening to destroy their base. Gotta go to bed now.
edited 31st Aug '10 11:48:00 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!*The attack causes some system damages, but other Autobots are arriving. Ratchet appears on the scene throwing Energon Grenades, healing the Aerialbots and preserving the demo charge.*
Jetfire: "Ratchet, we need to get out of here, fast. This whole place is about to explode!"
Ratchet: "Oh dear..."
Air Raid: "We found this human under attack by enemy forces in the area. We need to get him out safe!"
Ratchet: "Alright you three! Get into the dropship, NOW!"
*Air Raid gets on first, setting down Captain Falcon before turning around to fire at the approaching hostiles. Then Jetfire climbs in, and after him, Silverbolt. Lastly, Ratchet seals the dropship and it takes off into high orbit.*
I'm leaving this thread now. Have fun.
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.-One vanguard rips off the charge and hurls it using his supernatural strength at the dropship-
Vanguard: Happy trails.
-The ship enters another instability before disappearing to who knows where-
edited 31st Aug '10 11:57:10 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Oh you...
Thanks a lot, you just killed at least ten Autobots and Captain Douglas J. Falcon. Do you actually like playing villains or something? And why are you so dead set against losing?
I understand when I've overestimated myself, but this is just ridiculous... At least I had the dignity to actually allow myself to lose on occasion.
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.If the energy reactor is destroyed, the city will be caught in the blast, Killing everyone.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Destroying the weapon, even if it destroys the city and kills those millions of innocents, is better than leaving it intact if you ask me. Call me heartless, but that weapon would be able to inflict more damage in the long run than its destruction would.
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.The party is still underground Yarrun. Just in a very very big room.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.-There are now CP officers and fortress guards en route to the area where the Axes and the Org fought-
Mephisto: *swims towards an underwater city with a bunch of warp-mutated pirates who grew gills, pincers, claws, tentacles, talons and other things that was not meant to be on a human* (I gave you all the gifts of the dark gods, Do NOT make me think you lot are unworthy of these gifts. Lest you all end up like Joe.) *points to a twisted blob of flesh just ahead of the others*
Joe: *swims using his 20 tiny arms and one massive tentacle whilst being prodded along by two pirates with a pair of sticks* BLEARGH BLLAAAAHH BLUEEEGGGHH PFFFFFRRRRTTT!!!
Pirate: (Uhhh... His name is Bob.)
Mephisto: (Bob, Jack, Phil, I care not! Just don't disappoint me!)
-The pirates on the ship are now busy fighting shark-riding Mermen that hurl spears-
edited 1st Sep '10 8:52:38 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-pops up from behind a rock- MENTLE-GEN!

-The Meson cannon is cooling down from the blast and the crew begin the mandatory after use reports-
Mephisto: *stabs the Merman commander and kicks him away* Come on you weaklings!!! You're letting these mutants make mockeries out of you!
edited 31st Aug '10 11:11:32 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!