-falling- WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (SMACK!) ...AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu-I pull myself up, dragging rifflet off me-
Nice piece of role-reversal there. Might want some medical attention. Slamming into this armour is not good for your bones. Or anything, really.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Deffy: *trashes about wildly, seemingly in pain then sees rifflet* (extremely angry clanking and grinding) *throws todbot away and goes after rifflet like a demonic crab that spouts fire*
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-Turns on Deffy, keeping myself between the demon machine and rifflet-
Come on, you oversized steel cockroach!
-A ridiculously oversized gun unfolds from my wrist, and I hold it in one hand and steady it with the other, aiming at the defiler-
edited 26th Aug '10 9:11:09 AM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Deffy: (angry clanking) *fires the torso cannon at axes*
-The other tanks begin to fire on axes too-
-The infiltration team start throwing grenades into important looking holes in chainsaw's base-
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-The blast hits me square in the chest and sends me skidding backwards across the ground, but leaving me mostly unharmed thanks to the armour. I dash sideways and tears into the remains of the tank, killing the crew . I grab the remains of the tank and swing it into Deffy's torso-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Deffy: *grabs the turret and tries to wrest it off of axes*
-I fire on Axe's leg with my AT rifle, The high-velocity anti-tank round proving to be quite the enemy for his armor as it made a very noticeable dent on his leg-
-One zombie soldier runs up to axes and plants a magnetic HEAT mine on his back-
edited 26th Aug '10 9:30:15 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-notices HEAT- ... Oh dear.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu-I spot todbot and begin firing my AT rifle in rapid succession-
Defiler: *fires autocannon shells at todbot*
-The HEAT mine detonates, melting a huge hole into the armor-
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-The defiler uses it's claws to intercept todbot by smacking him aside likje a ragdoll-
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Crap! Cooling systems online!
-Jets of supercooled air extend out of the back of the suit, freezing the metal to stop the further loss of armour integrity and pilot death through heat damage, and jet me forward onto Deffy's shoulder-
Let's see how you like this!
-Grabs the Defiler's head in both hands and tugs sharply upwards as hard as the suit motors allow-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.(A bullet from a magnum slams into Strigons chest from the side.)
edited 26th Aug '10 10:01:54 AM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.-The bullet proof vest i'm wearing saves me then i whip around and fire at where the shot came from- A magnum?! You should have brought a P90 you idiot!
Defiler: *it's claw is cut off but retaliates by grabbing todbot with it's remaining arm and smashing him repeatedly on the ground like a child does with a toy*
edited 26th Aug '10 10:08:09 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!(Chainsaw is covered head to toe in blood.)
The mortar team is dead, Strigon. And I've got a full clip of ammo in this thing.
(Opens up with the entire clip.)
edited 26th Aug '10 10:07:04 AM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.-My vest proving to be quite effective at stopping pistol rounds, only causes me to stagger slightly as I counter with my own shots- Revolvers ain't better than rifles! -fires again-
Shameless Self-promotion ho!

-The eight-foot-tall Powered Armour seals itself and the visor glows ominously-
Wanna crush me like a little bug, Strigon? It's gonna be harder than that...
-Rather than avoiding the tank, I run at it. There is a crashing sound and a scream of twisting metal, and the front half of the tank crumples like a can from impact. I pull myself out of the armour-shaped dent and climb atop the ruined tank-
Come and get me!
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.