Ah. -blood tentacles skewer the shots and a dome of blood deflects the bullets before i pull out my weapon, The same machete i dueled todbot with and intercept Chainsaw's attack with my blade- Y'know, That really caught me off guard! For a moment. *more blood tentacles from my purposely unsealed wounds stab and whip at chainsaw-
Shameless Self-promotion ho!(Chainsaw shoots back out of range and launches a barrage of rockets at the unprotected backs of the 4 Defilers)
Damn it...
(His attack over, Chainsaw drifts back into the background of trees, falling back on unpredictable sniping tactics.)
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.-Unfortunately chainsaw has fallen back into a spot where a mortar team had taken position and as soon as the zombies saw him, they pelt him with bullets-
-3 of the defilers are blown up and the one that survived merely had it's flamethrower blown off-
-As i see the fireball headed towards me- SHIT!!! -intercept it with a torrent of blood, hoping to extinguish it-
Shameless Self-promotion ho!(Chainsaw grimly ducks behind a tree, getting hit in the leg. He draws his magnums.)
Damn it!
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.(Throws a grenade out, taking down three of the zombies and badly wounding another two, before firing three shots at the zombie in charge. A hail of return fire forces Chainsaw back behind the tree, and he is pinned.)
Curses!
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.You can cut off my limbs, subject me to Barney, ruin me mentally and phisically... BUT RUINING AXES AWESOME GUITAR!? YOU CROSSED A LINE MISTER!
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu-One of the zombies pucks up a mortar, aims it at chainsaw and drops a round in, blasting the projectile towards the tree-
Deffy! Run! -I cover Deffy in a dome of blood, but my efforts to shrink the projectile were in vain and the fireball sends me flying and charred across the mountainside- AHHHHHH!!!!
Deffy: (very angry clanking) *runs over to todbot and impales him under one of it's spider-like (or crab-like) legs*
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Time for plan B!
(Chainsaw rockets above the battlefield, avoiding the mortar, but also exposing himself to every eye on the field.)
...has some drawbacks. RIFFLET! ATTACK THE CANNON BEFORE IT KILLS US ALL!
edited 26th Aug '10 8:45:22 AM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.OK! -runs up to cannon, blows it up with MIND BULLETS!- Gawd, I love doing that.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu-turns on headset-
Send me item #00812.
-A suit of Powered Armour beams down onto the beacon-
Time for vengeance.
-Climbs into the suit-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Todbot destroyed the siege cannon
-I weakly get up, draw my sniper rifle and aim at Chainsaw's jetpack- See ya. -Fires-
Deffy: *scrapes todbot off and incinerates him with the flamethrower, just in case*
-The tanks arrive to support the infantry and shatter the robot lines then speed towards Rifflet and Axes, ready to crush them under their iron treads-
edited 26th Aug '10 8:52:40 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Aha... whoops.
(Chainsaw feels the bolt ricochet off his rocket boots. A hissing sound is heard.)
Ah. Crap.
(Chainsaw dives towards the tree line and tries to get his boots off before the inevitable explosion. All the others see is a massive explosion just above the skyline. It is impossible to see if Chainsaw survived, but surely...)
edited 26th Aug '10 8:53:22 AM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.-tries to stop bullet, but is too late- FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don ZabuZombie Sgt.: *as he saw the explosion* Look for the body. If you find it, burn it. If you do not find it, Then he somehow survived.
-The mortar team does a search and destroy-
-I make my way towards my men-
edited 26th Aug '10 8:55:34 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!I've done this before. Expect me to be back when the shit hits the fan for our heroes.
edited 26th Aug '10 8:56:01 AM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.-starts sneaks up the side of the defiler- Well... -starts humming the Mission Impossible theme-
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don ZabuDeffy: *the lightning bolt hits him on it's head, revealing what seems to be a revolting combination of flesh and metal* (angry clanking) *picks todbot up and makes him with the flamethrower*
-The other defiler follows me-
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-sees the pulsating metal... Flesh... Thing- Ick. -tears something out of the crabs head and leaps off-
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu

Aaaargh!
-The artillery send me flying to one side-
...groan...
-looks up. My zombie-killing guitar has been snapped in two-
I'll kill you for this, Strigon!
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.