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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#1251: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:27:47 AM

Aaaargh!

-The artillery send me flying to one side-

...groan...

-looks up. My zombie-killing guitar has been snapped in two-

I'll kill you for this, Strigon!

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1252: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:29:13 AM

Ah. -blood tentacles skewer the shots and a dome of blood deflects the bullets before i pull out my weapon, The same machete i dueled todbot with and intercept Chainsaw's attack with my blade- Y'know, That really caught me off guard! For a moment. *more blood tentacles from my purposely unsealed wounds stab and whip at chainsaw-

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
todbot1 Since: Feb, 2010
#1253: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:30:12 AM

*wince* That's... enough... *throws the fireball, now almost twice my size, at Strigon* *the shield flickers and then disappears*

(telepathically contacts Chainsaw)
(You might... want to get out of the way...) *slowly falls to the ground, my psychic energy nearly completely spent*

GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#1254: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:30:41 AM

(Chainsaw shoots back out of range and launches a barrage of rockets at the unprotected backs of the 4 Defilers)

Damn it...

(His attack over, Chainsaw drifts back into the background of trees, falling back on unpredictable sniping tactics.)

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1255: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:34:56 AM

-Unfortunately chainsaw has fallen back into a spot where a mortar team had taken position and as soon as the zombies saw him, they pelt him with bullets-

-3 of the defilers are blown up and the one that survived merely had it's flamethrower blown off-

-As i see the fireball headed towards me- SHIT!!! -intercept it with a torrent of blood, hoping to extinguish it-

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#1256: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:35:59 AM

(Chainsaw grimly ducks behind a tree, getting hit in the leg. He draws his magnums.)

Damn it!

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
todbot1 Since: Feb, 2010
#1257: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:36:54 AM

*the fireball shrinks in size a little bit but is otherwise unfazed by the attack*

Heh... heh... agh... I really... overdid it there...

GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#1258: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:38:08 AM

(Throws a grenade out, taking down three of the zombies and badly wounding another two, before firing three shots at the zombie in charge. A hail of return fire forces Chainsaw back behind the tree, and he is pinned.)

Curses!

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
rifflet YOU THINK I'M CUTE!? from beyond the graaaaave! Since: Apr, 2010
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
#1259: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:42:35 AM

You can cut off my limbs, subject me to Barney, ruin me mentally and phisically... BUT RUINING AXES AWESOME GUITAR!? YOU CROSSED A LINE MISTER!

"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1260: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:42:39 AM

-One of the zombies pucks up a mortar, aims it at chainsaw and drops a round in, blasting the projectile towards the tree-

Deffy! Run! -I cover Deffy in a dome of blood, but my efforts to shrink the projectile were in vain and the fireball sends me flying and charred across the mountainside- AHHHHHH!!!!

Deffy: (very angry clanking) *runs over to todbot and impales him under one of it's spider-like (or crab-like) legs*

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#1261: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:44:56 AM

Time for plan B!

(Chainsaw rockets above the battlefield, avoiding the mortar, but also exposing himself to every eye on the field.)

...has some drawbacks. RIFFLET! ATTACK THE CANNON BEFORE IT KILLS US ALL!

edited 26th Aug '10 8:45:22 AM by GameChainsaw

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
todbot1 Since: Feb, 2010
#1262: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:45:38 AM

*notices the angered Defiler charging in my direction* ...Oh, come on... *raises arm weakly to try and do something, then gets impaled, just missing my heart*

G...*tries to summon up some lightning; my hand crackles twice and then nothing happens*

edited 26th Aug '10 8:46:44 AM by todbot1

rifflet YOU THINK I'M CUTE!? from beyond the graaaaave! Since: Apr, 2010
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
#1263: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:48:39 AM

OK! -runs up to cannon, blows it up with MIND BULLETS!- Gawd, I love doing that.

"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#1264: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:50:17 AM

-turns on headset-

Send me item #00812.

-A suit of Powered Armour beams down onto the beacon-

Time for vengeance.

-Climbs into the suit-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1265: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:50:29 AM

Todbot destroyed the siege cannon

-I weakly get up, draw my sniper rifle and aim at Chainsaw's jetpack- See ya. -Fires-

Deffy: *scrapes todbot off and incinerates him with the flamethrower, just in case*

-The tanks arrive to support the infantry and shatter the robot lines then speed towards Rifflet and Axes, ready to crush them under their iron treads-

edited 26th Aug '10 8:52:40 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#1266: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:52:23 AM

Aha... whoops.

(Chainsaw feels the bolt ricochet off his rocket boots. A hissing sound is heard.)

Ah. Crap.

(Chainsaw dives towards the tree line and tries to get his boots off before the inevitable explosion. All the others see is a massive explosion just above the skyline. It is impossible to see if Chainsaw survived, but surely...)

edited 26th Aug '10 8:53:22 AM by GameChainsaw

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
rifflet YOU THINK I'M CUTE!? from beyond the graaaaave! Since: Apr, 2010
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
#1267: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:52:43 AM

-tries to stop bullet, but is too late- FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1268: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:54:18 AM

Zombie Sgt.: *as he saw the explosion* Look for the body. If you find it, burn it. If you do not find it, Then he somehow survived.

-The mortar team does a search and destroy-

-I make my way towards my men-

edited 26th Aug '10 8:55:34 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
todbot1 Since: Feb, 2010
#1269: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:54:29 AM

*weakly dodges an attempt by the Defiler to stab me in the head* No... I won't... ... *eyes glow bright yellow* DIE. *shoots the largest bolt of lightning I can currently muster at the Defiler*

edited 26th Aug '10 8:54:53 AM by todbot1

GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#1270: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:55:52 AM

I've done this before. Expect me to be back when the shit hits the fan for our heroes.

edited 26th Aug '10 8:56:01 AM by GameChainsaw

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
rifflet YOU THINK I'M CUTE!? from beyond the graaaaave! Since: Apr, 2010
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
#1271: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:57:06 AM

-starts sneaks up the side of the defiler- Well... -starts humming the Mission Impossible theme-

"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1272: Aug 26th 2010 at 8:59:19 AM

Deffy: *the lightning bolt hits him on it's head, revealing what seems to be a revolting combination of flesh and metal* (angry clanking) *picks todbot up and makes him with the flamethrower*

-The other defiler follows me-

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1273: Aug 26th 2010 at 9:00:12 AM

edited 26th Aug '10 9:03:22 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
todbot1 Since: Feb, 2010
#1274: Aug 26th 2010 at 9:01:03 AM

AAAAH. *raises my robotic arm in front of my face to block it somewhat*

rifflet YOU THINK I'M CUTE!? from beyond the graaaaave! Since: Apr, 2010
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
#1275: Aug 26th 2010 at 9:01:28 AM

-sees the pulsating metal... Flesh... Thing- Ick. -tears something out of the crabs head and leaps off-

"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu

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