-Keeps running unti lhe nearly trips over a blood creature. I morph the cube-device into a pistol and shoot it in the head, then look over at the new arrivals-
Heh, newbies...
-Starts firing-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.(finishes drawing the cannon, singing to herself all the while, then places her hands over the sketchbook. With a glow, the cannon hops off of the page, and becomes a real wooden cannon. She lights the fuse)
Shiver my timbers, shiver my sails! DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES! (BOOM)
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.-Sees the cannon going off-
Wonderful. We've got a reality warper...
-Focuses shooting at burinnu-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.- sneaks up on Made Of Axes like Solid Snake in a pillow factory- ... EAT FIST 'BITCH!'
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu-I hear the shout and hurl myself into a spinning dive forwards, flipping onto my back and raising my gun-
I quite like fist. Not as good as lead though.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.I'm not a reality warper! I can just bring drawings to life!
(gets hit in the chest and falls back, but the Kevlar holds it) OW! SONOFABITCH! THAT FUCKING HURT! (pulls cannon again, aiming specifically at Axes)
edited 16th Aug '10 1:00:32 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.-is trapped under Aliroz- AARRGH! BADTOUCH! SOMEONE GET DATELINE!
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don ZabuI can freely control the technology I'm armed with, namely a 'lightsaber expy', a magic nullifying Badass Longcoat and a magic absorbing 'Warsphere' that allows me to use the energy in various ways.
-walks into the arena, slowly, cautiously-
...
What in the smeg?!
edited 16th Aug '10 1:07:28 PM by E.H.Grayson
My new account at: EventuaExactly. Bringing drawings to life = reality warper with attached mental crutches aiding and limiting their abilities
-Looks up as Aliroz tackles-
Thanks mate.
-rools over, sees cannon-
Oh dear...
-starts rapidly rolling to the side,attempting to mess up the cannon's slow and innaccurate targetting-
edited 16th Aug '10 1:06:46 PM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Who'm I meant to be fighting, uh...?
-draws warblade. The blunt, square blade is distinctly unthreatening, the dark purple metal covered in lilac glyphs-
My new account at: EventuaErgh...ow....(quickly sketches a brick wall and brings it to life, placing herself behind it) Well, it's not like there aren't rules to it! (roots through her bag, pulling out a box of Sesame Street bandaids and placing one on the sizable bruise on her chest)
Quick rule I'm adding for myself: no bringing real people to life. The cartoon bandaids hold no real power, they just make me smile.
edited 16th Aug '10 1:11:06 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.Thank you everyone,your concern for me being pinned under a strange man really shines through EVEN THOUGH I AM STILL TRAPPED UNDER A STRANGE MAN! Oh, screw this. - I levitate some rubble and attempt to beat Aliroz to death with it-
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don ZabuMy natural sense of honour (or was it my sense of Stay in the Kitchen...? o_O) kind of requires me to help the lady.
Sorry folks. -ignites the warblade. It glows with a bright purple flame-
-runs over in front of burinnu-
edited 16th Aug '10 1:12:08 PM by E.H.Grayson
My new account at: Eventua-laughs 'heroicly'-
No offense, woman, but no need to be overconfident. He's a man, he can take it!
edited 16th Aug '10 1:15:29 PM by E.H.Grayson
My new account at: EventuaAh, I missed this. Not being trapped under old perverts. Brightens my day. I'm Rifflet. And given my usefullness so far, I appear to be the team chick, both literally and metaphorically. -sigh-
edited 16th Aug '10 1:17:46 PM by rifflet
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don ZabuAh. Rifflet's a girl. My bad. XD
Uh, that is, of course! -helps rifflet up-
Sorry, I'm kind of blind... >_>
Ptthh, ha ha ha!!!
Jason, damn it, you're my eyes! Don't tell me fibbers!
Sorry man, I couldn't help it. Alrigh' let's worry 'bout this later. I wanna kick some ass!
edited 16th Aug '10 1:18:44 PM by E.H.Grayson
My new account at: Eventua

-blows up a blood creatures organs with my mind-... Nice.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu