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TheTropper Good freakin' griefer from Allentown (Unitroper) Relationship Status: On the fine, fine line
Good freakin' griefer
#1826: Oct 3rd 2025 at 5:24:30 PM

Armor-Piercing Question


Master Fung: Remember. A warrior must first learn to control his patience before he can control himself.
Raimundo: I bet he writes these sayings on the palm of his hands.
Master Fung: No, Raimundo. I write them inside my eyelids, that is why I blink so often.
Dojo: B-u-s-t-e-d.
Xiaolin Showdown, "The Demon Seed"

Your receipt. You can keep the freakin' change.
Mattman_the_Storyteller Since: Aug, 2018
#1827: Oct 3rd 2025 at 6:20:49 PM

Human Notepad


Murvrum: Please... I... I beg of you, don't kill me...!
Tsubasa Kawana: It's so weird... I can hear him now, clear as day.
Ima Tsukumo: Didn't you say we couldn't understand their language until much later, Mr. Sumino? Did our powered-up hemoanima somehow change that?
Takumi Sumino: Yeah. I think so.
Darumi Amemiya: Cool! Murder is that much more sickening when your victim can plead with you and beg for their lives.
Takumi: Hey, answer me. You can understand us, can't you?
Murvrum: [Beat] Yes, I can... But, why...?

Edited by Mattman_the_Storyteller on Oct 3rd 2025 at 6:22:24 AM

NoName404 [Insert Title Here] from Sealand Since: May, 2024 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
[Insert Title Here]
#1828: Oct 3rd 2025 at 7:23:14 PM

Translator Microbes / What Measure Is a Non-Human?


"It just kind of feels like a bunch of random power-ups are in this game, same with Mario Galaxy where it's like the big headlining power-up in that game was a f***ing bumblebee. And I'm like... we're in space, bro! What are we doing? Why is it Bee Mario in this game?"
Scott The Woz, "Ranking Mario Power-Ups" from Scott's Stash

"This forum signature likes to refer to itself, as well as to the fact that it likes to refer to itself"
ComradeTom Enemy of the working people watched by StB from Eastern Bohemia Since: Nov, 2023 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
#1829: Oct 4th 2025 at 3:38:59 AM

Giant Space Flea from Nowhere


"Whatever you've got planned, forget it! I'm the Doctor. I'm 904 years old. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the Constellation of Kasterborous. I'm the Oncoming Storm, the Bringer of Darkness, and you... are basically just a rabbit, aren't you? Okay, carry on. Just a... general warning."

Veritas Vincit.
RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#1830: Oct 4th 2025 at 4:14:29 AM

My Name Is Inigo Montoya


Squidward: So, what flavor is [the pie]?
Tom: CHOCOLATE!!!
asdf Guy: PIE FLAVOR.
Pirate: They're bombs!

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#1831: Oct 4th 2025 at 4:36:23 AM

Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick (with a touch of Shaped Like Itself)


Superintendant Gary Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Principal Seymour Skinner: Uh... oh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams!
Chalmers: Why are you steaming clams in your oven, Seymour?
(Skinner jumps out the window and runs off as Chalmers briefly glares before leaving the kitchen)

Edited by skan123 on Oct 4th 2025 at 12:38:42 PM

GamerLuna2022 Yurine Time! from Jinbocho Since: Jan, 2022 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Yurine Time!
#1832: Oct 4th 2025 at 11:17:48 AM

Screw This, I'm Outta Here!


Sailor Iron Mouse: How's everything going? This is Sailor Iron Mouse! How may I be of service?
Sailor Galaxia: [from inside the telephone] You failed me for the last time, Sailor Iron Mouse.
Sailor Iron Mouse: (screams in horror and shock)

"Happy Halloween, I suppose..."
Mattman_the_Storyteller Since: Aug, 2018
#1833: Oct 4th 2025 at 11:24:47 AM

You Have Failed Me


The Delightful Children from Down the Lane: Thank you for coming, Mr. Toiletnator. But you're not the type of villain we're looking for.
Toiletnator: W-Wait! I can do other stuff— [proceeds to get launched out of the mansion]

Edited by Mattman_the_Storyteller on Oct 4th 2025 at 11:31:17 AM

RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#1834: Oct 4th 2025 at 4:32:50 PM

Make Way for the New Villains


"Incredibly admirable, intelligent, and intricate design. Sounds like a great deal! ...For a final level. What the hell is this doing at the 70% mark?!"

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#1835: Oct 6th 2025 at 9:35:59 PM

Bump.

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
ComradeTom Enemy of the working people watched by StB from Eastern Bohemia Since: Nov, 2023 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
#1836: Oct 7th 2025 at 12:44:45 PM

Best Boss Ever, Anti-Climax


Lister: Too small for a vessel... maybe some kind of missile.
Kryten: It's impossible to tell at this range. Whatever it is, they clearly have a technology way in advance of our own!
Lister: So do the Albanian State Washing Machine Company.

Veritas Vincit.
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
ArgoTheBlank from Colony 9 Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#1838: Oct 7th 2025 at 4:17:05 PM

All Anime Is Naughty Tentacles


"things i have learned in the last 5 days:

* a lot of you want to have sex with calvins dad"
This Tumblr post

CallMeVbuck Diplomat from go figure Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#1839: Oct 7th 2025 at 4:17:10 PM

[up][up] It Makes Sense in Context

[up] Space Whale Aesop(?)


StandardIssueTonk (@standardissuetonk3846): say "borders" three times in the mirror and pixy will fire a nuke at your house
The Felon (@thefelon8027): Borders, borders, borders. See! Nothing happ-
— top comment on this video

Edited by CallMeVbuck on Oct 7th 2025 at 6:18:16 AM

I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.
TheTropper Good freakin' griefer from Allentown (Unitroper) Relationship Status: On the fine, fine line
Good freakin' griefer
#1840: Oct 7th 2025 at 7:25:00 PM

Killed Mid-Sentence


Ash: Why do we have dreams about flying?
Sam: Sybil says that flying dreams are all about feelings of freedom or something like that.
Ash: I'm not talking about that head-shrinker stuff. Why is flying something we even THINK we can do in our dreams? It's not like we can do it in real life.
Brock: Big deal. In some of my dreams, I'm kicking the sun in the crotch. Dreams are weird like that, y'know?
Ash: Sure. But you've had experience with kicking things in the crotch. Your body knows what that feels like. But none of us has ever flown. We don't know what feels like because it's impossible. But we all have flying dreams, right?
Brock: What are you getting at?
Ash: What if, millions of years ago, humans used to fly?
Sam: You're dangerously close to blowing my mind, Ash.
Ash: Think about it. Flying dreams. Superman. Peter Pan. What if it's all an attempt by our brains to remind us how to fly!
Brock: That's uh... crazy talk, Williams.
Ash: Is it? Or is it the sanest thing you've ever heard?

Your receipt. You can keep the freakin' change.
RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#1841: Oct 7th 2025 at 9:30:13 PM

Conspiracy Theorist


"Bye bye, guys. Come visit! (to the camera) Okay, so I saved some birds. You didn't see that, okay? (beat) I know where you live!"

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
GalaxyLight777 Magic Bullet Slinger Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
Magic Bullet Slinger
#1842: Oct 7th 2025 at 11:20:05 PM

You Didn't See That


"The thing is, I have nothing. Nothing. A pretty face, a dumb doll. That's me. Modeling was fun at first, you know. They'd ask me to look happy, or strike a pose, and they'd heap on the praise when I did it. I was proud of myself. They wanted a certain image of me, so that's what I modeled myself after, what I performed. But then one day, I was walking down the street, when I saw this huge poster of myself. And I though... 'Who's that? This image of perfection brought to life, like she was born to be pretty. Who is that?' Didn't have to think twice to know the answer— 'That's Gold City, duh.' The real question was... 'Who's the one standing here staring at her. Who am I?'"

"I know we'll make it cause somehow, the universe is fun now!" ~Sana
YourEternalTroper The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
#1843: Oct 8th 2025 at 12:12:05 AM

The Perfectionist


"Why, Triple H? You son of a bitch! Why? Tell me why?"
Jim Ross reacts to Triple H's betrayal of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, WWF Raw is War, November 6, 2000

The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
Mattman_the_Storyteller Since: Aug, 2018
#1844: Oct 8th 2025 at 2:53:38 AM

Et Tu, Brute?


Mr. Krabs: Arrrgh! It's the Flying Dutchman!
The Flying Dutchman: [drops his groceries] Aaahhh! It's some guy I've never seen before! [the groceries disappear into the lagoon] Argh! Who be disturbing the Flying Dutchman's walk home from the convenience store? You even spilled me milk!
Mr. Krabs: Well, there ain't no use crying over it.

RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#1845: Oct 8th 2025 at 3:49:55 AM

Crash-Into Hello


Aaron Springer: Did you see the man, give him a ticket?
C.H. Greenblatt: Uh-huh.
Aaron: I got one of those the other day.
Carl: Always getting hassled by the man?
Aaron: Well, I wasn't wearing my seatbelt.
Carl: That's just wrong!
Aaron: But, the funny thing is, I was just, parked in my driveway, not wearing it.
Carl: Augh!
Aaron: Got a ticket, anyway.

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
pyromancingsandwich RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico from Yoyleland (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico
#1846: Oct 8th 2025 at 5:00:40 AM

Police Are Useless?


I and One read the script of the 20th TPOT. sorry one 🥀🥀
Michael Huang, This short posted on the Jacknjellify channel

Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
ComradeTom Enemy of the working people watched by StB from Eastern Bohemia Since: Nov, 2023 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
#1847: Oct 8th 2025 at 5:20:15 AM

Fan Myopia


"You have nothing to fear. Not you."
Sigismund of Luxemburg, Kingdom Come: Deliverance II

Veritas Vincit.
DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#1848: Oct 8th 2025 at 3:40:18 PM

I'm Not Afraid of You

"I don't think Dancing Mad will ever be topped as far as awesome final boss music goes.
Me.

Edited by DecafGrub47393 on Oct 8th 2025 at 6:41:00 AM

Here's looking at you, kid.
ColdOnes It's Mime Time! (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
It's Mime Time!
#1849: Oct 8th 2025 at 5:28:54 PM

If Sugar Wiki pages are allowed here, then Awesome Music.


What questions are you going to ask here? "Is your animal also partially a warplane?" That's only gonna get rid of two of them!
KamSandwich on a board game starring the A.I. Brainrot Animals; "BLASPHEMOUS Board Game Bootlegs"

"If actions speak louder than words then this silent deer never stops talking. His annoying actions will leave you speechless."
TomGut The Pantheon's nickname guy [he/him] from Chile (Apprentice) Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
The Pantheon's nickname guy [he/him]
#1850: Oct 9th 2025 at 1:35:17 AM

Mix-and-Match Critters


John Blud (paraphrasing Luther Reigns): “Every holiday I can remember was spent fighting, on the run, or in prison. Locked down, 23 hours a day, 7 days a week.”
James Darnell: The one hour he's free, he's on Smackdown?
Anthony Douglas: Community service court-ordered Smackdown booking.

Yippee

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