Mattman_the_Storyteller
Since: Aug, 2018
#1827: Oct 3rd 2025 at 6:20:49 PM
Murvrum: Please... I... I beg of you, don't kill me...!
Tsubasa Kawana: It's so weird... I can hear him now, clear as day.
Ima Tsukumo: Didn't you say we couldn't understand their language until much later, Mr. Sumino? Did our powered-up hemoanima somehow change that?
Takumi Sumino: Yeah. I think so.
Darumi Amemiya: Cool! Murder is that much more sickening when your victim can plead with you and beg for their lives.
Takumi: Hey, answer me. You can understand us, can't you?
Murvrum: [Beat] Yes, I can... But, why...?
Tsubasa Kawana: It's so weird... I can hear him now, clear as day.
Ima Tsukumo: Didn't you say we couldn't understand their language until much later, Mr. Sumino? Did our powered-up hemoanima somehow change that?
Takumi Sumino: Yeah. I think so.
Darumi Amemiya: Cool! Murder is that much more sickening when your victim can plead with you and beg for their lives.
Takumi: Hey, answer me. You can understand us, can't you?
Murvrum: [Beat] Yes, I can... But, why...?
Edited by Mattman_the_Storyteller on Oct 3rd 2025 at 6:22:24 AM
NoName404
[Insert Title Here]
from Sealand
Since: May, 2024
Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1828: Oct 3rd 2025 at 7:23:14 PM
Translator Microbes / What Measure Is a Non-Human?
"It just kind of feels like a bunch of random power-ups are in this game, same with Mario Galaxy where it's like the big headlining power-up in that game was a f***ing bumblebee. And I'm like... we're in space, bro! What are we doing? Why is it Bee Mario in this game?"
"This forum signature likes to refer to itself, as well as to the fact that it likes to refer to itself"
— Scott The Woz, "Ranking Mario Power-Ups
" from Scott's Stash
ComradeTom
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
from Eastern Bohemia
Since: Nov, 2023
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#1829: Oct 4th 2025 at 3:38:59 AM
"Whatever you've got planned, forget it! I'm the Doctor. I'm 904 years old. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the Constellation of Kasterborous. I'm the Oncoming Storm, the Bringer of Darkness, and you... are basically just a rabbit, aren't you? Okay, carry on. Just a... general warning."
Veritas Vincit.
—Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who, "The Day of The Doctor"
RWBYraikou888
The Undercover Troper
from The Kingdom of Atlas
Since: Aug, 2020
Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#1830: Oct 4th 2025 at 4:14:29 AM
Squidward: So, what flavor is [the pie]?
Tom: CHOCOLATE!!!
asdf Guy: PIE FLAVOR.
Pirate: They're bombs!
Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
Tom: CHOCOLATE!!!
asdf Guy: PIE FLAVOR.
Pirate: They're bombs!
skan123
Since: Aug, 2018
#1831: Oct 4th 2025 at 4:36:23 AM
Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick (with a touch of Shaped Like Itself)
Superintendant Gary Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Principal Seymour Skinner: Uh... oh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams!
Chalmers: Why are you steaming clams in your oven, Seymour?
(Skinner jumps out the window and runs off as Chalmers briefly glares before leaving the kitchen)
Principal Seymour Skinner: Uh... oh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams!
Chalmers: Why are you steaming clams in your oven, Seymour?
(Skinner jumps out the window and runs off as Chalmers briefly glares before leaving the kitchen)
Edited by skan123 on Oct 4th 2025 at 12:38:42 PM
#1832: Oct 4th 2025 at 11:17:48 AM
- Sailor Iron Mouse: How's everything going? This is Sailor Iron Mouse! How may I be of service?
Sailor Galaxia: [from inside the telephone] You failed me for the last time, Sailor Iron Mouse.
Sailor Iron Mouse: (screams in horror and shock)
Mattman_the_Storyteller
Since: Aug, 2018
#1833: Oct 4th 2025 at 11:24:47 AM
The Delightful Children from Down the Lane: Thank you for coming, Mr. Toiletnator. But you're not the type of villain we're looking for.
Toiletnator: W-Wait! I can do other stuff— [proceeds to get launched out of the mansion]
Toiletnator: W-Wait! I can do other stuff— [proceeds to get launched out of the mansion]
Edited by Mattman_the_Storyteller on Oct 4th 2025 at 11:31:17 AM
RWBYraikou888
The Undercover Troper
from The Kingdom of Atlas
Since: Aug, 2020
Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#1834: Oct 4th 2025 at 4:32:50 PM
"Incredibly admirable, intelligent, and intricate design. Sounds like a great deal! ...For a final level. What the hell is this doing at the 70% mark?!"
Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
RWBYraikou888
The Undercover Troper
from The Kingdom of Atlas
Since: Aug, 2020
Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
ComradeTom
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
from Eastern Bohemia
Since: Nov, 2023
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#1836: Oct 7th 2025 at 12:44:45 PM
Lister: Too small for a vessel... maybe some kind of missile.
Kryten: It's impossible to tell at this range. Whatever it is, they clearly have a technology way in advance of our own!
Lister: So do the Albanian State Washing Machine Company.
Veritas Vincit.
Kryten: It's impossible to tell at this range. Whatever it is, they clearly have a technology way in advance of our own!
Lister: So do the Albanian State Washing Machine Company.
#1837: Oct 7th 2025 at 3:31:55 PM
"wow of course the japanese lady loves tentacles in her mouth"
I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
ArgoTheBlank
from Colony 9
Since: Jun, 2020
Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#1838: Oct 7th 2025 at 4:17:05 PM
All Anime Is Naughty Tentacles
CallMeVbuck
Diplomat
from go figure
Since: Oct, 2022
Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#1839: Oct 7th 2025 at 4:17:10 PM
StandardIssueTonk (@standardissuetonk3846): say "borders" three times in the mirror and pixy will fire a nuke at your house
The Felon (@thefelon8027): Borders, borders, borders. See! Nothing happ-
The Felon (@thefelon8027): Borders, borders, borders. See! Nothing happ-
— top comment on this
video
Edited by CallMeVbuck on Oct 7th 2025 at 6:18:16 AM
I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.
TheTropper
Good freakin' griefer
from Allentown
(Unitroper)
Relationship Status: On the fine, fine line
#1840: Oct 7th 2025 at 7:25:00 PM
Ash: Why do we have dreams about flying?
Sam: Sybil says that flying dreams are all about feelings of freedom or something like that.
Ash: I'm not talking about that head-shrinker stuff. Why is flying something we even THINK we can do in our dreams? It's not like we can do it in real life.
Brock: Big deal. In some of my dreams, I'm kicking the sun in the crotch. Dreams are weird like that, y'know?
Ash: Sure. But you've had experience with kicking things in the crotch. Your body knows what that feels like. But none of us has ever flown. We don't know what feels like because it's impossible. But we all have flying dreams, right?
Brock: What are you getting at?
Ash: What if, millions of years ago, humans used to fly?
Sam: You're dangerously close to blowing my mind, Ash.
Ash: Think about it. Flying dreams. Superman. Peter Pan. What if it's all an attempt by our brains to remind us how to fly!
Brock: That's uh... crazy talk, Williams.
Ash: Is it? Or is it the sanest thing you've ever heard?
Your receipt. You can keep the freakin' change.
Sam: Sybil says that flying dreams are all about feelings of freedom or something like that.
Ash: I'm not talking about that head-shrinker stuff. Why is flying something we even THINK we can do in our dreams? It's not like we can do it in real life.
Brock: Big deal. In some of my dreams, I'm kicking the sun in the crotch. Dreams are weird like that, y'know?
Ash: Sure. But you've had experience with kicking things in the crotch. Your body knows what that feels like. But none of us has ever flown. We don't know what feels like because it's impossible. But we all have flying dreams, right?
Brock: What are you getting at?
Ash: What if, millions of years ago, humans used to fly?
Sam: You're dangerously close to blowing my mind, Ash.
Ash: Think about it. Flying dreams. Superman. Peter Pan. What if it's all an attempt by our brains to remind us how to fly!
Brock: That's uh... crazy talk, Williams.
Ash: Is it? Or is it the sanest thing you've ever heard?
RWBYraikou888
The Undercover Troper
from The Kingdom of Atlas
Since: Aug, 2020
Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#1841: Oct 7th 2025 at 9:30:13 PM
"Bye bye, guys. Come visit! (to the camera) Okay, so I saved some birds. You didn't see that, okay? (beat) I know where you live!"
Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
#1842: Oct 7th 2025 at 11:20:05 PM
"The thing is, I have nothing. Nothing. A pretty face, a dumb doll. That's me. Modeling was fun at first, you know. They'd ask me to look happy, or strike a pose, and they'd heap on the praise when I did it. I was proud of myself. They wanted a certain image of me, so that's what I modeled myself after, what I performed. But then one day, I was walking down the street, when I saw this huge poster of myself. And I though... 'Who's that? This image of perfection brought to life, like she was born to be pretty. Who is that?' Didn't have to think twice to know the answer— 'That's Gold City, duh.' The real question was... 'Who's the one standing here staring at her. Who am I?'"
"I know we'll make it cause somehow, the universe is fun now!" ~Sana
Gold City, Umamusume: Pretty Derby
YourEternalTroper
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth)
Since: Oct, 2015
Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#1843: Oct 8th 2025 at 12:12:05 AM
"Why, Triple H? You son of a bitch! Why? Tell me why?"
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
—Jim Ross reacts to Triple H's betrayal of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, WWF Raw is War, November 6, 2000
Mattman_the_Storyteller
Since: Aug, 2018
#1844: Oct 8th 2025 at 2:53:38 AM
Mr. Krabs: Arrrgh! It's the Flying Dutchman!
The Flying Dutchman: [drops his groceries] Aaahhh! It's some guy I've never seen before! [the groceries disappear into the lagoon] Argh! Who be disturbing the Flying Dutchman's walk home from the convenience store? You even spilled me milk!
Mr. Krabs: Well, there ain't no use crying over it.
The Flying Dutchman: [drops his groceries] Aaahhh! It's some guy I've never seen before! [the groceries disappear into the lagoon] Argh! Who be disturbing the Flying Dutchman's walk home from the convenience store? You even spilled me milk!
Mr. Krabs: Well, there ain't no use crying over it.
RWBYraikou888
The Undercover Troper
from The Kingdom of Atlas
Since: Aug, 2020
Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#1845: Oct 8th 2025 at 3:49:55 AM
Aaron Springer: Did you see the man, give him a ticket?
C.H. Greenblatt: Uh-huh.
Aaron: I got one of those the other day.
Carl: Always getting hassled by the man?
Aaron: Well, I wasn't wearing my seatbelt.
Carl: That's just wrong!
Aaron: But, the funny thing is, I was just, parked in my driveway, not wearing it.
Carl: Augh!
Aaron: Got a ticket, anyway.
Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
C.H. Greenblatt: Uh-huh.
Aaron: I got one of those the other day.
Carl: Always getting hassled by the man?
Aaron: Well, I wasn't wearing my seatbelt.
Carl: That's just wrong!
Aaron: But, the funny thing is, I was just, parked in my driveway, not wearing it.
Carl: Augh!
Aaron: Got a ticket, anyway.
pyromancingsandwich
RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico
from Yoyleland
(Green Sprout)
Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
#1846: Oct 8th 2025 at 5:00:40 AM
I and One read the script of the 20th TPOT. sorry one 🥀🥀
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
— Michael Huang, This short
posted on the Jacknjellify channel
ComradeTom
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
from Eastern Bohemia
Since: Nov, 2023
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#1847: Oct 8th 2025 at 5:20:15 AM
"You have nothing to fear. Not you."
Veritas Vincit.
—Sigismund of Luxemburg, Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
#1848: Oct 8th 2025 at 3:40:18 PM
"I don't think Dancing Mad will ever be topped as far as awesome final boss music goes.
Me.
Edited by DecafGrub47393 on Oct 8th 2025 at 6:41:00 AM
Here's looking at you, kid.
#1849: Oct 8th 2025 at 5:28:54 PM
If Sugar Wiki pages are allowed here, then Awesome Music.
What questions are you going to ask here? "Is your animal also partially a warplane?" That's only gonna get rid of two of them!
"If actions speak louder than words then this silent deer never stops talking. His annoying actions will leave you speechless."
—KamSandwich on a board game starring the A.I. Brainrot Animals; "BLASPHEMOUS Board Game Bootlegs"
TomGut
The Pantheon's nickname guy [he/him]
from Chile
(Apprentice)
Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
#1850: Oct 9th 2025 at 1:35:17 AM
John Blud (paraphrasing Luther Reigns): “Every holiday I can remember was spent fighting, on the run, or in prison. Locked down, 23 hours a day, 7 days a week.”
James Darnell: The one hour he's free, he's on Smackdown?
Anthony Douglas: Community service court-ordered Smackdown booking.
Yippee
James Darnell: The one hour he's free, he's on Smackdown?
Anthony Douglas: Community service court-ordered Smackdown booking.
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Armor-Piercing Question
Raimundo: I bet he writes these sayings on the palm of his hands.
Master Fung: No, Raimundo. I write them inside my eyelids, that is why I blink so often.
Dojo: B-u-s-t-e-d.