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petersohn from Earth, Solar System (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Hiding
#1801: Sep 24th 2025 at 11:46:17 AM

Servant Race


"It is hard to be sure of anything among so many marvels. The world is all grown strange. Elf and Dwarf in company walk in our daily fields; and folk speak with the Lady of the Wood and yet live; and the Sword comes back to war that was broken in the long ages ere the fathers of our fathers rode into the Mark! How shall a man judge what to do in such times?"

Fjón þvæ ég af mér fjanda minna rán og reiði ríkra manna.
RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#1802: Sep 24th 2025 at 2:50:28 PM

Unusually Uninteresting Sight


Drew: Alright, guys, passports. Hey, nobody has anything weird on them, like Canadian cocaine, do they?
Elliott: Nope, nope.
Portia: Finished it.
Chantal: I, uh, I just wanna remind everyone that my passport is fake. In case that makes anybody uncomfortable.
(Stunned Silence)
Dory: Wha- Sorry. Chantal, you say you don't have your real passport with you?
Chantal: No, I left everything behind.
Elliott: Oh my god...
Dory: Chantal. ...That's a federal felony, do you know that?
Portia: Why didn't you say this earlier, Chantal?
Chantal: I did! I just did! So, if you're not comfortable, you should get out.
Dory: We're not gonna get out of the car, 'cause we're right in front of border patrol! 'Kay?!
Elliott: We could literally all be DETAINED, Chantal!
Portia: U-Uhh...
Drew: "Margaret Wartime". ...Your name is MARGARET WARTIME?!
Chantal: I dunno, it's from Chinatown.
Portia: How did you pick Margaret Wartime?! It sounds like a fake name!
Elliott: Should we turn around? Should we just turn around?
Chantal: Guys, stop it, you're really freaking me out!
Dory: Well, you should be freaking out, Chantal!
Drew: I-I can't even tell if this is a good passport.
Portia: Guys! None of us know Margaret Wartime. She's a hitchhiker; we picked her up on our way because we're nice!
Elliott: AND WE LET HER HAVE THE FRONT SEAT?!
Search Party, "Conspiracy"

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
Saekura-cchi Fairy Angel from In Hell (The New Girl) Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Fairy Angel
#1803: Sep 25th 2025 at 6:42:06 PM

Unfortunate Names (bc of margaret wartime)

"I fucking hate cats, they are the WORST PET EVER! Cats are the worst animal on this planet, let alone PET. They do NOTHING but get annoyed off of everything, never wanting to be touched, looked at, or disturbed in any kind of way, and when you do disturb them, they get mad, they just thrive off of negativity and when they're not angry, they just sittin' around doing nothing. NOTHING! They don't play, they don't acknowledge your existence, they' just THERE, and then you try to have fun with them, they get mad at you, like- WHY YOU ANGRY?!?! i'm trying ta' love you, and you MAD, all you do is sit around all day acting like you pay the bills, YOU ARE A CAT! YOU ARE WORTHLESS, YET YOU WALKING AROUND LIKE YOU THE SHIT, THESE CATS GOT ME FUCKED UP! OH MY MAMA, THESE CATS GOT ME FUCKED UP! I'M BEEFING WITH CATS!! NEXT TIME I SEE ONE, IT'S ON SIGHT! And those hairless cats, oh my god, imagine owning a hairless cat, you gotta be a creep if you do, you probably have 15 Vietnamese children in your basement making Nikes or something, you a MESSED UP PERSON if you own a hairless cat. I hate all cats with a passion, i would rather get a 20-foot long king cobra snake, so venomous, that when you touch it, it gives you SYPHILIS, than to ever have a CAT as a PET. My god, these cats, THESE CATS JUST MAKE ME- OHHH, I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM! FUCK GARFIELD, FUCK HELLO KITTY, FUCK CATS!!! End of discussion. And also i'm allergic."
—Degenerocity, Pets Are The Worst

"Motherf-(spits) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
TheTropper Good freakin' griefer from Allentown (Unitroper) Relationship Status: On the fine, fine line
Good freakin' griefer
#1804: Sep 25th 2025 at 9:55:02 PM

Comical Overreacting


MegaWatt: Hey, what's with the guards?
Dreadnot: How can I explain... this morning I drained my bank account, set fire to my apartment, changed my identity and made a run for the border. Unfortunately, I was arrested and dragged back here, because today is the day I have to teach you about... your bodies!
Class: Eww! Booo! Gross!
Robotomy, "The Trials of Robocles"

Your receipt. You can keep the freakin' change.
ColdOnes It's Mime Time! (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
It's Mime Time!
#1805: Sep 26th 2025 at 1:48:25 PM

Noodle Incident?


People bet on everything, even stuff here at school. Will the girl's soccer team win next Friday? Will there be a snow day this month? Will Kyle's mom strike Gaza and destroy a Palestinian hospital? Will school lunch have tater tots next week?
Eric Cartman explains a betting app; South Park, "Conflicts of Interest"

"If actions speak louder than words then this silent deer never stops talking. His annoying actions will leave you speechless."
CallMeVbuck Diplomat from go figure Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#1806: Sep 26th 2025 at 2:04:07 PM

Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick


There are some who send those around them to their doom. Like Captain Matias Torres, who was a devil incarnate. But there are others... others who show the way to everyone else. Those who stand at the forefront to cast a light. Those who follow them can't help but feel that they're in the right hands. That they'll make it. This is an era where there isn't a singular answer, like a quiz question. The world awaits a hero to keep the torch aloft, banishing the darkness.
David North, Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown

I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.
RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#1807: Sep 26th 2025 at 4:14:20 PM

Complete Monster


"'Eat Barnacle Shit. It's delicious!' (off-screen eating noises; cut back to Patrick with shit on his lips) Ahhh... That was a rip-off."

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
Mattman_the_Storyteller Since: Aug, 2018
#1808: Sep 27th 2025 at 2:58:18 PM

Not Hyperbole


Elderly Bruce Wayne: Surprised to see me?
Batman: A little. I'm more surprised that I lived so long.

ColdOnes It's Mime Time! (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
It's Mime Time!
#1809: Sep 27th 2025 at 3:23:02 PM

My Future Self and Me?


Waiter: Here's your food. Sorry for keeping y'all waiting.
[The Andersons look at their food in shock.]
Boris: Wait, what? I got a cup of orange juice. That's not what I ordered.note 
Doris: I got a pumpkin pie, what the hell?
Rosie: I got a mini birthday cake, it's not even my birthday.
Caillou: And I got a freaking "For Sale" sign. That's not even food.
This GoAnimate video.

"If actions speak louder than words then this silent deer never stops talking. His annoying actions will leave you speechless."
TyeDyeWildebeest Unreasonably Quirky from Big Rock Candy Mountain Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: How does it feel to treat me like you do?
Unreasonably Quirky
#1810: Sep 27th 2025 at 3:38:43 PM

Dinner Order Flub


Amir: Oh, no! My uncle's molesting me!
Jake: Jesus, man!
Amir: Uncle Sam, that is! I am getting audited.
Jake: Don't... say it like that!
—>Jake and Amir, "Audit"

No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!
RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#1811: Sep 27th 2025 at 6:28:23 PM

Less Disturbing in Context


"Of course you don't know. You don't know because only I know! If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you. And for a student to teach his teacher is presumptuous and rude!"

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
Heehee47 Princess of Moonbrooke from The guy standing right in front of you. Since: Mar, 2022 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Princess of Moonbrooke
#1812: Sep 27th 2025 at 8:07:01 PM

Peer as Teacher?

"But thou seemest a capable sort—I have little doubt that thou art more than equipped to find that which I require. Prithee, seek it out and bring it to me, that I might right this terrible wrong."

Wherefore comest thou here?
KyrieUmineko Huey Emmerich from Somewhere in Bendigo Since: Nov, 2024 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Huey Emmerich
#1813: Sep 27th 2025 at 10:54:40 PM

The Atoner?


"And we cut to Rosa, home at last and speaking with the welfare officer. Rosa is already in screaming defensive mode. What’s terrifying about Rosa is that I think in the heat of the moment she is capable of legitimately deluding herself into believing the bullshit that she spews. Right away she’s framing herself as being protective of Maria, and the welfare officer is the one at fault for putting her 'innocent and delicate' heart at risk with her meddling! When the welfare officer tries to ask some pointed questions, Rosa falls back onto the 'it’s none of your business' tactic.

Knowing full well that she orders Maria to do exactly what the welfare officer points out she’s known for - having to go shopping by herself along at night - Rosa throws a fit about how there’s no proof that the child the shopkeepers are talking about was Maria. It’s sort of hard to put into words how pathetic and despicable and desperate this is. Rosa knows fully well how horrible she is, but hurting her daughter isn’t what really gets to her. No, what really makes her lose it is having other people see what a horrible person she is, and dealing with the shame.

This has been there in EP2. Rosa beating the shit out of Maria on the train, only stopping when she notices other people staring at her, and then promptly resuming hitting her and yelling at her once they’re out of sight.

Rosa says something telling in the midst of her frothing and attacking the people worried about Maria - 'I have no intention of putting her in some strange institution.' I think it is genuinely true that Rosa, for all she resents Maria and honestly wishes she didn’t exist for much of the time - also is frightened of the idea of Maria being taken away.

Mostly because of the shame and official confirmation stamp by society of what a bad, abusive, shitbag of a human being she is. But also because the points that came up earlier in this episode, about Rosa being very dependent upon Maria, and her abuse also involving that emotional reliance of Maria being her 'only ally,' is just as true. Rosa does feel Maria is her only ally. The only in the world who loves her and is willing to be her punching bag.
[...]
Rosa becomes seriously incoherent, stamping and screaming she was at her company the 'whole whole whole whole, whole whole whole whole time!!' and shrieking at the welfare officer to get out. Literally the maturity of a five-year old - but you can also see the shades of abuse in Rosa’s own history and how she’s been frozen in that mindset of constantly being bullied by her other siblings coming out, too."

RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#1814: Sep 27th 2025 at 11:24:12 PM

Beneath the Mask


"Ansem and Xemnas used to be part of the same person, right? But look. Now, they exist separately just fine. If they can do it, then I don't see any reason why you and Roxas can't find a way."

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
ComradeTom Enemy of the working people watched by StB from Eastern Bohemia Since: Nov, 2023 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
#1815: Sep 28th 2025 at 1:58:18 AM

Simple-Minded Wisdom


José Jalapeño on a Stick: Do not drop me, señor.
Jeff: I won't drop you, José.
José: I would then be José Jalapeño on the Floor.
Peanut: Do a little tap dance, we got salsa!
Jeff: That's terrible.
Peanut: Not with the right kind of chips, it's not.
Jeff: Stop it! I'm sorry, José.
José: Is okay.
Jeff: Okay.
José: I kick his ass later.

Veritas Vincit.
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#1816: Sep 28th 2025 at 2:57:02 AM

Backhanded Apology


Gumball Watterson: So what I meant, Principal Brown, is that I get what you're saying. Penny's developed this super weird laugh recently. [Cut to Penny laughing in a strange way at the other side of the bus to something an awkwardly-smiling Carmen is showing on her phone] Eurgh... Sounds like a clown gargling a haunted accordion.
Principal Nigel Brown: Why don't you tell her?
Gumball: Because I prefer my heart beating safely inside my chest, [horrified] rather than being held in front of my screaming face!
Nigel Brown: Yeah, to be honest, there are some things I avoid telling Miss Simian.
Gumball: Like what?
Nigel Brown: Her morning breath can peel off wallpaper. In fact it's come to the point where I don't bother redecorating.
Gumball: Why don't you confront her about it?
Nigel Brown: Because she would bite me, Gumball, she would bite me in the neck. [also horrified] And if that doesn't finish me without a doubt, then the resulting infection will!

Edited by skan123 on Sep 28th 2025 at 10:59:55 AM

RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#1817: Sep 28th 2025 at 9:41:22 PM

Woman Scorned


Principal Inglewood: Is this your list, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, sir, it is! Where did you find it?
Oscar: Why do ya' have a list of all the girls?!
Johnny: Well, I have a boys' list, too.
Oscar: WHAT?!

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#1818: Sep 29th 2025 at 8:10:45 AM

But Not Too Bi

"I only finished two fifths of the machines before I died... and it wasn't it even to Twisted Dyle. I died because Twisted Shrimpo and Twisted Poppy wouldn't stop following me around."

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
ColdOnes It's Mime Time! (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
It's Mime Time!
#1819: Sep 30th 2025 at 9:35:43 AM

Undignified Death? I don't play Dandy's World so I'm not sure if Shrimpos and Poppies are supposed to be like, piss-easy enemies to avoid.


Gluttony: Wait, where are we on the map?
Envy: Oh, we're in the Midwest and right next to the Pacific Ocean.
Gluttony: Oh ja, that's- (she looks at a map and is stunned upon realizing the Midwest and the Pacific Ocean are nowhere near each other)
Envy: I know. I'm fully aware how all of this sounds.

"If actions speak louder than words then this silent deer never stops talking. His annoying actions will leave you speechless."
TyeDyeWildebeest Unreasonably Quirky from Big Rock Candy Mountain Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: How does it feel to treat me like you do?
Unreasonably Quirky
#1820: Sep 30th 2025 at 10:18:52 AM

Mind Screw


Garfield: You can also tell if you're overweight by the way people describe you.
Jon's Boss: Arbuckle, you really ought to go out with my daughter sometime. She's really nice!
Garfield: That means she's fat.
Boss: In fact, she's really sweet!
Garfield: That means she's incredibly fat.
Boss: And she's very graceful!
Garfield: So fat, you wouldn't believe it.
Boss: Oh, and she has a wonderful personality!
Garfield: If you come to pick her up, bring a moving van.
—>Garfield and Friends

No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!
RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#1821: Oct 1st 2025 at 9:17:54 PM

Polish the Turd


Tails: Knuckles, you're eating a napkin.
Knuckles: (solemnly) ...Yeah. I knew that. (bites napkin)

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
YourEternalTroper The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
#1822: Oct 1st 2025 at 9:24:01 PM

I Ate WHAT?!


"Motherfucker! That mute asshole! That fucking snake without a tongue! Gave me this shithole instead of a pink slip? I must be the biggest fucking idiot in the whole fucking world!"
Carl Johnson rants about Claude, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, "Wear Flowers in Your Hair"

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Oct 1st 2025 at 11:28:05 PM

The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
c1beat7per9minute It's like I'm in some kind of... TV Tropes... (Season 2) Relationship Status: She turned into the moon
It's like I'm in some kind of... TV Tropes...
#1823: Oct 1st 2025 at 10:14:34 PM

Cluster F-Bomb


Ladies and gentlemen, Allow myself to introduce... myself.
Kanye West - The New Workout Plan

Edited by c1beat7per9minute on Oct 1st 2025 at 10:15:00 AM

ColdOnes It's Mime Time! (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
It's Mime Time!
#1824: Oct 3rd 2025 at 6:08:55 AM

Department of Redundancy Department, probably?


Intercom VO: May I have your attention, please? We are just about to land in a volcano. We hope you enjoy your flight.
Boris: Wahahahahahahahahaha. Caillou, I took you on this flight so we can land in a volcano so you can die. Ahahahahahahaha.
[the screen begins shaking]
Boris: Wait a minute, that means I am going to die too! Oh craaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
This GoAnimate video.

"If actions speak louder than words then this silent deer never stops talking. His annoying actions will leave you speechless."
MurlocAggroB from the second-most ridiculous province of Canada Since: May, 2015
#1825: Oct 3rd 2025 at 8:24:07 AM

Didn't Think This Through


"Your refrigerator is running. Why aren't you?"
Sentry X-58, Awesomenauts

regulation pigeon

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