Martial Pacifist / Pay Evil unto Evil
- "Because of Sneasler's virulent poison and daunting physical prowess, no other species could hope to best it on the frozen highlands."— Sneasler's Pokedex entry, Pokemon Legends: Arceus
Then drop it in a forty-three foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!
Kazuya: Annoying.
Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds
Jude: Yeah, we can do that now. We can both walk there and slap you!
Josiah: You need two keys to get in here, so no.
Brendan: I will kick down the door.
Josiah: Which one?
Brendan: Yes. That's when I go to the roof and repel down and break through your window and then slap you, and then I climb back up and exit through the Bat-Copter.
Jude: I'm gonna get a job as one of those window-cleaner guys just to break into your specific apartment. We're also gonna start a podcast while we're up there and all you hear is like electrical wiring, wind noise and grunting from us doing our job.
You didn't do it with enough follow through
And though the match has been made
The text that's displayed says you're still in the queue
Kagamine Rin: It looks like they're having so much fun!
Hatsune Miku: Yeah! But this isn't the MORE MORE JUMP! channel anymore.
Kagamine Rin: It's the Samo-chan channel.
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Feb 23rd 2024 at 12:36:13 AM
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!If you'd be my no-eyed girl
From nowhere mankind can go
There's too much light, blinding white
Your matter tells mine to scatter
It's alright, it's alright
Toad: It calms me
Edited by Iampureevil on Mar 1st 2024 at 12:07:22 PM
Len: I see. What should we do, Miku?
Miku: So you want to build confidence...
Kohane: (under her breath) ...confidence...
MEIKO: If only you are old enough to drink...
(Everyone stares at MEIKO as she covers her mouth with her hand while giggling)
MEIKO: Oops.
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Mar 1st 2024 at 10:56:08 PM
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!So when I get up I just have one cup of coffee
And I like to have another cup of coffee with my breakfast
And on the way to work I like to get a cup of coffee
Like the kind of cup of coffee that you get with the donuts
But I never get the donut, I just have the cup of coffee
And when I get to work I like to have a cup of coffee
'Cause I like to have a coffee when I'm talking on the phone
But it usually goes cold and I need to get another cup of coffee
And it's lunch, and I have an espresso~
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Here's looking at you, kid.Edited by Cordite-455 on Mar 6th 2024 at 9:55:07 PM
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Here's looking at you, kid.Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Mar 7th 2024 at 12:59:46 PM
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.

This Is Gonna Suck
"Lastly, waging war against good people is bad for the soul. This may not seem important to you now, but it's the most important thing I've said."
— Joshua Graham, Fallout: New Vegas
Edited by TheFarmboy on Feb 10th 2024 at 11:27:41 AM
I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!