Convenience Store Gift Shopping
Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Dec 31st 2023 at 1:31:24 PM
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.Edited by YourEternalTroper on Jan 1st 2024 at 9:16:20 PM
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!- "We're taking this show... on the road!"— Velvet, Trolls Band Together
But those Frenchies don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon frere
But they love me there
I'm a genius in France!"
- "Be sure to check out our new and improved water slides! Now with 30% less raw sewage!"— Dr. Eggman, Sonic Colors
Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass
Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?
- "All of us are gonna live forever!"—Georgie, Big Shark
Edited by clemont107 on Jan 11th 2024 at 9:45:44 AM
"This girl named Dawn is endlessly complaining about what she calls 'Mega Evolution Absentia'. She's crazy!" - DawnEdited by Noaqiyeum on Jan 11th 2024 at 2:56:23 PM
ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NOAs the Good Book Says... by way of Ice-Cream Koan
Ulysses: [10,000 in binary] years.
ENA: That's a lot!
How?
Edited by MurlocAggroB on Jan 26th 2024 at 10:57:29 AM
regulation pigeon
IDK, the direness of the above situation just made me think that.
- "The dock looks like a toaster, but it won't make toast!"— How The Nintendo Switch TRIGGERS YOU, Nathaniel Bandy
Edited by Sourguy on Jan 27th 2024 at 11:56:19 AM
Currently Reading: N/AEdited by YourEternalTroper on Feb 6th 2024 at 3:59:26 AM
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!Professor Poopypants: No it doesn't, Melvin! That's on stupid posters!
Surprisingly Realistic Outcome
- "Overqwil's poisonous spikes will reflexively react even while Overqwil sleeps, stabbing any moving thing that approaches."— Overqwil's Pokedex entry, Pokemon Scarlet
Edited by clemont107 on Feb 9th 2024 at 7:37:09 AM
"This girl named Dawn is endlessly complaining about what she calls 'Mega Evolution Absentia'. She's crazy!" - DawnEdited by YourEternalTroper on Feb 9th 2024 at 11:34:32 PM
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!- Lois: What's your point, Meg?
Meg: My point is that with all the irresponsible, reckless, idiotic behavior in your past, that somehow, heh, somehow you have the nerve, the arrogance to consistently and ruthlessly point out my shortcomings.
- Gabriel: "Machine, I will Cut. You. Down. Break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form ACROSS THE STARS! I WILL GRIND YOU DOWN UNTIL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! MY HANDS SHALL RELISH ENDING YOU HERE! AND!! NOW!!!"
Edited by TheOther36 on Feb 10th 2024 at 2:34:54 AM
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!

Took a Level in Cynic?
"You're a parent in the Walmart Video Game section, and you have one thing on your mind: "I HAVE 20 DOLLARS AND I NEED A WII GAME FOR MY KID!""
— Shovelware Variety Hour, Scott The Woz
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