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DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#176: Sep 16th 2024 at 5:21:30 AM

Phallic Weapon

"Oh, you think it's funny, huh?
Like you can laugh and walk away without a problem, huh?
Oh, ha ha, no
I've got this perfect little package, I can shove it down your throat
Pistol-whipped 'til you submit, you'll look right at me as you CHOKE!"

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
SeaMonkey851 Autistic Gamer from Topeka, Kansas (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Autistic Gamer
#177: Sep 16th 2024 at 5:38:42 AM

Complete Monster

"Cookie Monster is a ravenous ambush predator with an insatiable hunger for cookies. Uncaring for the lives and feelings of these baked goods, he gleefully rips apart and devours the corpses of countless cookies and letters, even after learning that they are living beings with feelings much like his, and is not above eating the possessions of others without a care. In spite of his weak grasp on the English language, Cookie Monster is acutely aware of his presence on a children's television show, and uses it in order to negatively influence on the children watching his show, teaching them to take up harmful habits such as messy eating and addiction."
This post on Cookie Monster from Sesame Street

My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
YourEternalTroper The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
#178: Sep 16th 2024 at 11:41:43 PM

Brick Joke

(October 4, 2023, Adam Copeland made his Dynamite debut and reunited with Christian Cage, but Christian's response was...)
Christian Cage: Go fuck yourself.
(almost 2 months later...Christian would try to do the same to Adam Copeland, only to get a low blow from the Rated R Superstar)
Adam Copeland: Oh. By the way, I almost forgot. Go fuck yourself.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Sep 18th 2024 at 2:05:16 AM

The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
Wafer from the Banjo-Tooie world, meditating (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#179: Sep 24th 2024 at 6:00:01 AM

Breathless Non Sequitur

really sad a new Ice Age movie wasn't coming out this summer because we could've had a horrible tweet from some official ice age twitter account declaring it "scrat summer" and potentially turning people off the whole thing. or not. i frequently hit my shin or toes on the really sharp bedframe a lot despite knowing it's there and i worry it's because i no longer have brain elasticity
Tumblr post written by frankenfran

"She is a girl" - THE HAMLET GLUTTON
YourEternalTroper The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
#180: Sep 26th 2024 at 1:06:54 AM

Bump

Evil Feels Good

"Do you have any idea what it's like teaming up with you, Enzo? You just constantly run your mouth about God knows what every single minute of the day! You even ran your mouth to Conor McGregor! Do you know how many times I've wanted to slap you right upside your head? How many times I wanted to knock you out myself? But, I didn't do it, because I felt bad for you, Enzo! Because everybody behind that curtain doesn't like you, I felt bad for you, Enzo! Because everybody in the back doesn't like you, I felt bad for you, Enzo! And I've put up with your crap! For years, I've put up with your crap every single day until finally, I snapped! And I have to admit, it felt damn good when I attacked you from behind. And I would've snapped your little neck like a twig if I wanted to, but I didn't...because I wanted to watch you suffer! FOR ALL THE YEARS OF CRAP I HAD TO PUT UP WITH IN NXT, IN TAMPA, HERE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW, FOR ALL THE CRAP I HAD TO PUT UP WITH, I WANTED TO WATCH YOU SUFFER! And when things got a little bit hot and fingers pointed in my direction, I cooled them down because I wanted to see just how smart you were. I wanted to see if you were smart enough to realize what was going on around you, or if you are just as dumb as you look. And I realized that you are even dumber. YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN DEAD WEIGHT that's holding me back from reaching my potential in the WWE! YOU ARE JUST DEAD WEIGHT, holding me down when I should be rising to the top of the WWE! I'M THE STAR HERE! I'M THE FUTURE! I'M WHERE THE MONEY IS! You're the reason I have never been a champion in WWE! I'M THE STAR HERE! I'M THE FUTURE! I'M WHERE THE MONEY IS! And you, your mouth just writes checks that your ass can't cash...because Big Cass has always been behind you. Well, not for long...because me and you, we are through."
Big Cass turns on Enzo Amore, WWE Raw, June 19, 2017

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Sep 26th 2024 at 3:08:27 PM

The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
KoshaVinka The Yggdrasil Cretin from Rimestrov Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: You're the prettiest girl this side of the Mississippi
The Yggdrasil Cretin
#181: Sep 26th 2024 at 1:24:57 AM

For Allegorical Character

Edited by KoshaVinka on Sep 26th 2024 at 10:25:18 AM

KingofNightmares Since: Aug, 2016 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#182: Sep 26th 2024 at 1:49:30 AM

Shut Up, Hannibal!

Carol: Can't you be Little Miss Heropants some other time?
Lilac: CAROL YOU STUPID FURBALL GO TAKE YOUR FLEABATH SOME OTHER TIME I GOTTA GO CHECK ON THOSE CIVILIANS BECAUSE WE WON'T BE ABLE TO GET THROUGH THE PLOT IF I DON'T!
Blooper dialogue, Freedom Planet

"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?"
bpants98 Since: Aug, 2018
#183: Oct 11th 2024 at 5:08:50 PM

New Powers as the Plot Demands

"He got so mad, he materialized a car!"
Zelda, MLPFun, "Resist Mario"

Wafer from the Banjo-Tooie world, meditating (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#184: Oct 16th 2024 at 3:25:24 PM

Small Reference Pools

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— Copypasta about the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure fandom, source unknown

"She is a girl" - THE HAMLET GLUTTON
YourEternalTroper The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
#185: Oct 28th 2024 at 10:29:20 PM

Establishing Character Moment

"I never wanted to be your father. I never wanted to be your father figure. You have a father. ...But your father is dead."
Christian Cage, AEW Dynamite, September 22, 2022

The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
GrandCheese Clippy from Skinnymandria Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Mu
Clippy
#186: Oct 29th 2024 at 2:47:35 AM

Yoko Oh No

Ryan: I hate this tactic, he’s learning from Jordan!
Alan: Jordan’s tearing us apart!
Ryan: Jordan is our Yoko!
Zach: [laughing] Jordan is our Yoko!
Jordan: Oh No!

kijetesantakulu tonsi li lanpan ala lanpan e soko? | ☿ they/them/theirs
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
jlvs200s from The Netherlands (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I miss my wife, Tails
#188: Oct 30th 2024 at 1:50:11 PM

Pedophilia Is a Special Kind of Evil

I heard you's a pedophile n*gga. I heard you like little boys and girls n*gga.

"The time has come for every last Shoppe... No! The time has come for the DREAM KINGDOM to bow down to me! Gotcha ! Hee-hee!" | He/Him
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#189: Nov 3rd 2024 at 5:00:51 PM

Think of the Censors!

"Why do you gotta do things we can't even show to the audience!?"

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Wafer from the Banjo-Tooie world, meditating (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#190: Nov 5th 2024 at 8:03:41 AM

Pass the Popcorn

join a server with a toxic matching pfp couple who fights in the public vc, wait for everyone to leave except those two, join the call, say nothing, open farm merge valley, say nothing, deafen, play farm merge valley. this will simulate being a kid in the backseat of a road trip playing ipad with headphones while your parents approach the divorce event horizon
— Tumblr post by foreverial (blog now password-protected)

"She is a girl" - THE HAMLET GLUTTON
CosmicCat mystical cat (he/they) from in the Annexe Since: Jan, 2017 Relationship Status: It's a Russian taunt
mystical cat (he/they)
#191: Nov 8th 2024 at 11:25:17 PM

Uniqueness Decay

YODA: Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Cere Junda, Gungi- the wookiee jedi kid, Reva, Oppo Rancisis, Coleman Kcaj, Ka-Moon Kholi, Selrahc Elous, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am.

"Let's hear it for Nine Inch Nails! Woo, they're good!"
The21zonz KIRBY PLUSH from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
KIRBY PLUSH
#192: Nov 9th 2024 at 4:42:22 AM

Going Down with the Ship

Vi: Sorry, guys. If it sinks I'm flying away!

Leif: (holds up ice magic) No you're not. You're drowning with us.

Vi: Nooo!

Vi & Leif on Metal Island - Bug Fables

Edited by The21zonz on Nov 9th 2024 at 12:44:32 PM

KIRBY PLUSH
YourEternalTroper The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
#193: Nov 17th 2024 at 12:23:10 AM

Big "SHUT UP!"

Kefla: Hey, uh... You're looking kinda melty over there... Maybe you should take off your Potara...
Half-Corrupted!Fused Zamasu: CLOSE YOUR IGNORANT MOUTH! The fusion of a mortal and a god comes at a high price! You do not fathom that which I have sacrificed in the name of justice!
Dragon Ball: Sparking! ZERO

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Nov 18th 2024 at 3:23:51 AM

The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#194: Nov 19th 2024 at 7:55:16 AM

And I Must Scream (Defied)

"Darly has no mouth and he CAN scream... he can scream REAL good."
Source: I made it upnote 

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
m-95 SauaS GoodooG from my place of residence Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
SauaS GoodooG
#195: Nov 20th 2024 at 9:08:13 AM

Monster.Web Videos

I tried to kill Lapis; I've committed manslaughter, murder, arson, and animal cruelty; I shot and killed your lion; I defended Justin Roiland; I wanted to cure blind people, but then tried to kill 2,000 of them; I popped a Chinese spy balloon, killed Benson, stepped on Plankton, and I take great glee in all of this!

Not Tropeworthy: Evil Redhead
iwantedtoaddsomething Since: Feb, 2015
#196: Nov 21st 2024 at 7:38:55 PM

Damned by Faint Praise

"I'm gonna give you some more goddamn good reasons why we're a great country."
[98-second instrumental break]
Jeb Loy Nichols, "Things That Make U.S."

DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#197: Nov 22nd 2024 at 7:46:35 AM

Toilet Horror

"Range unspecified. You can send an intercontinental ballistic shit anywhere in the world."

source: this thread

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#198: Nov 23rd 2024 at 9:30:44 PM

Department of Redundancy Department

"And that's the history of (how he became) the darkest of princes. The prince of darkness. The Dark Prince."
Source: Comment section on this video

Edited by DeadlyEspresso on Nov 23rd 2024 at 9:30:58 AM

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Janker72 Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#199: Nov 27th 2024 at 12:57:03 AM

Hellish Horse

"hell nah who tf invited a horse to the nexus tournament 💀💀💀
also why is it walking on its hind legs wait oH GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS ME HEL-"
Gameplay information for the horse, Nexed

DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#200: Nov 28th 2024 at 12:47:57 PM

Karmic Transformation

"McCoy drank over 2 gallons of CapriSun pouches, never stopping to take a piss. He is now McCoy The CapriSun Monster, and is body is now covered in straws so that people can suck the juices out of him whenever they want."
Source: this thread

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck

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