SeaMonkey851
Autistic Gamer
from Topeka, Kansas
(Holding A Herring)
Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
#177: Sep 16th 2024 at 5:38:42 AM
"Cookie Monster is a ravenous ambush predator with an insatiable hunger for cookies. Uncaring for the lives and feelings of these baked goods, he gleefully rips apart and devours the corpses of countless cookies and letters, even after learning that they are living beings with feelings much like his, and is not above eating the possessions of others without a care. In spite of his weak grasp on the English language, Cookie Monster is acutely aware of his presence on a children's television show, and uses it in order to negatively influence on the children watching his show, teaching them to take up harmful habits such as messy eating and addiction."
My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
— This post
on Cookie Monster from Sesame Street
YourEternalTroper
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth)
Since: Oct, 2015
Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#178: Sep 16th 2024 at 11:41:43 PM
(October 4, 2023, Adam Copeland made his Dynamite debut and reunited with Christian Cage, but Christian's response was...)
Christian Cage: Go fuck yourself.
(almost 2 months later...Christian would try to do the same to Adam Copeland, only to get a low blow from the Rated R Superstar)
Adam Copeland: Oh. By the way, I almost forgot. Go fuck yourself.
Christian Cage: Go fuck yourself.
(almost 2 months later...Christian would try to do the same to Adam Copeland, only to get a low blow from the Rated R Superstar)
Adam Copeland: Oh. By the way, I almost forgot. Go fuck yourself.
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Sep 18th 2024 at 2:05:16 AM
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
#179: Sep 24th 2024 at 6:00:01 AM
really sad a new Ice Age movie wasn't coming out this summer because we could've had a horrible tweet from some official ice age twitter account declaring it "scrat summer" and potentially turning people off the whole thing. or not. i frequently hit my shin or toes on the really sharp bedframe a lot despite knowing it's there and i worry it's because i no longer have brain elasticity
"She is a girl" - THE HAMLET GLUTTON
— Tumblr post
written by frankenfran
YourEternalTroper
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth)
Since: Oct, 2015
Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#180: Sep 26th 2024 at 1:06:54 AM
Bump
"Do you have any idea what it's like teaming up with you, Enzo? You just constantly run your mouth about God knows what every single minute of the day! You even ran your mouth to Conor McGregor! Do you know how many times I've wanted to slap you right upside your head? How many times I wanted to knock you out myself? But, I didn't do it, because I felt bad for you, Enzo! Because everybody behind that curtain doesn't like you, I felt bad for you, Enzo! Because everybody in the back doesn't like you, I felt bad for you, Enzo! And I've put up with your crap! For years, I've put up with your crap every single day until finally, I snapped! And I have to admit, it felt damn good when I attacked you from behind. And I would've snapped your little neck like a twig if I wanted to, but I didn't...because I wanted to watch you suffer! FOR ALL THE YEARS OF CRAP I HAD TO PUT UP WITH IN NXT, IN TAMPA, HERE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW, FOR ALL THE CRAP I HAD TO PUT UP WITH, I WANTED TO WATCH YOU SUFFER! And when things got a little bit hot and fingers pointed in my direction, I cooled them down because I wanted to see just how smart you were. I wanted to see if you were smart enough to realize what was going on around you, or if you are just as dumb as you look. And I realized that you are even dumber. YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN DEAD WEIGHT that's holding me back from reaching my potential in the WWE! YOU ARE JUST DEAD WEIGHT, holding me down when I should be rising to the top of the WWE! I'M THE STAR HERE! I'M THE FUTURE! I'M WHERE THE MONEY IS! You're the reason I have never been a champion in WWE! I'M THE STAR HERE! I'M THE FUTURE! I'M WHERE THE MONEY IS! And you, your mouth just writes checks that your ass can't cash...because Big Cass has always been behind you. Well, not for long...because me and you, we are through."
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Sep 26th 2024 at 3:08:27 PM
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
KoshaVinka
The Yggdrasil Cretin
from Rimestrov
Since: Apr, 2022
Relationship Status: You're the prettiest girl this side of the Mississippi
#181: Sep 26th 2024 at 1:24:57 AM
Edited by KoshaVinka on Sep 26th 2024 at 10:25:18 AM
#182: Sep 26th 2024 at 1:49:30 AM
Carol: Can't you be Little Miss Heropants some other time?
Lilac: CAROL YOU STUPID FURBALL GO TAKE YOUR FLEABATH SOME OTHER TIME I GOTTA GO CHECK ON THOSE CIVILIANS BECAUSE WE WON'T BE ABLE TO GET THROUGH THE PLOT IF I DON'T!
"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?"
—Blooper dialogue, Freedom Planet
bpants98
Since: Aug, 2018
#183: Oct 11th 2024 at 5:08:50 PM
New Powers as the Plot Demands
"He got so mad, he materialized a car!"
—Zelda, MLPFun, "Resist Mario"
#184: Oct 16th 2024 at 3:25:24 PM
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"She is a girl" - THE HAMLET GLUTTON
— Copypasta about the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure fandom, source unknown
YourEternalTroper
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth)
Since: Oct, 2015
Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#185: Oct 28th 2024 at 10:29:20 PM
"I never wanted to be your father. I never wanted to be your father figure. You have a father. ...But your father is dead."
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
—Christian Cage, AEW Dynamite, September 22, 2022
#186: Oct 29th 2024 at 2:47:35 AM
Ryan: I hate this tactic, he’s learning from Jordan!
Alan: Jordan’s tearing us apart!
Ryan: Jordan is our Yoko!
Zach: [laughing] Jordan is our Yoko!
Jordan: Oh No!
kijetesantakulu tonsi li lanpan ala lanpan e soko? | ☿ they/them/theirs
Alan: Jordan’s tearing us apart!
Ryan: Jordan is our Yoko!
Zach: [laughing] Jordan is our Yoko!
Jordan: Oh No!
#187: Oct 30th 2024 at 7:54:53 AM
Deadly Espresso: Satan is Satanic because...
Superjohn: It's satan, do I have to really explain?
- source: this Forum Games thread
jlvs200s
from The Netherlands
(Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Relationship Status: I miss my wife, Tails
#188: Oct 30th 2024 at 1:50:11 PM
Pedophilia Is a Special Kind of Evil
I heard you's a pedophile n*gga. I heard you like little boys and girls n*gga.
"The time has come for every last Shoppe... No! The time has come for the DREAM KINGDOM to bow down to me! Gotcha ! Hee-hee!" | He/Him
#189: Nov 3rd 2024 at 5:00:51 PM
"Why do you gotta do things we can't even show to the audience!?"
- Ringo, Puyo Puyo Tetris 2
#190: Nov 5th 2024 at 8:03:41 AM
join a server with a toxic matching pfp couple who fights in the public vc, wait for everyone to leave except those two, join the call, say nothing, open farm merge valley, say nothing, deafen, play farm merge valley. this will simulate being a kid in the backseat of a road trip playing ipad with headphones while your parents approach the divorce event horizon
"She is a girl" - THE HAMLET GLUTTON
— Tumblr post by foreverial (blog now password-protected)
CosmicCat
mystical cat (he/they)
from in the Annexe
Since: Jan, 2017
Relationship Status: It's a Russian taunt
YODA: Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Cere Junda, Gungi- the wookiee jedi kid, Reva, Oppo Rancisis, Coleman Kcaj, Ka-Moon Kholi, Selrahc Elous, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am.
"Let's hear it for Nine Inch Nails! Woo, they're good!"
#192: Nov 9th 2024 at 4:42:22 AM
Vi: Sorry, guys. If it sinks I'm flying away!
Leif: (holds up ice magic) No you're not. You're drowning with us.
Vi: Nooo!
Edited by The21zonz on Nov 9th 2024 at 12:44:32 PM
KIRBY PLUSH
YourEternalTroper
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth)
Since: Oct, 2015
Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#193: Nov 17th 2024 at 12:23:10 AM
Kefla: Hey, uh... You're looking kinda melty over there... Maybe you should take off your Potara...
Half-Corrupted!Fused Zamasu: CLOSE YOUR IGNORANT MOUTH! The fusion of a mortal and a god comes at a high price! You do not fathom that which I have sacrificed in the name of justice!
Half-Corrupted!Fused Zamasu: CLOSE YOUR IGNORANT MOUTH! The fusion of a mortal and a god comes at a high price! You do not fathom that which I have sacrificed in the name of justice!
—Dragon Ball: Sparking! ZERO
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Nov 18th 2024 at 3:23:51 AM
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
#194: Nov 19th 2024 at 7:55:16 AM
- "Darly has no mouth and he CAN scream... he can scream REAL good."Source: I made it upnote
m-95
SauaS GoodooG
from my place of residence
Since: Jun, 2021
Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
#195: Nov 20th 2024 at 9:08:13 AM
- I tried to kill Lapis; I've committed manslaughter, murder, arson, and animal cruelty; I shot and killed your lion; I defended Justin Roiland; I wanted to cure blind people, but then tried to kill 2,000 of them; I popped a Chinese spy balloon, killed Benson, stepped on Plankton, and I take great glee in all of this!— Big Jack Horner, Joeybar ("I Have Committed Unspeakable Crimes, Steven!"
)
iwantedtoaddsomething
Since: Feb, 2015
#196: Nov 21st 2024 at 7:38:55 PM
"I'm gonna give you some more goddamn good reasons why we're a great country."
[98-second instrumental break]
[98-second instrumental break]
— Jeb Loy Nichols, "Things That Make U.S."
#197: Nov 22nd 2024 at 7:46:35 AM
"Range unspecified. You can send an intercontinental ballistic shit anywhere in the world."
I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
- source: this thread
#198: Nov 23rd 2024 at 9:30:44 PM
Department of Redundancy Department
"And that's the history of (how he became) the darkest of princes. The prince of darkness. The Dark Prince."
- Source: Comment section on this video
Edited by DeadlyEspresso on Nov 23rd 2024 at 9:30:58 AM
I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
#199: Nov 27th 2024 at 12:57:03 AM
"hell nah who tf invited a horse to the nexus tournament 💀💀💀
also why is it walking on its hind legs wait oH GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS ME HEL-"
also why is it walking on its hind legs wait oH GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS ME HEL-"
#200: Nov 28th 2024 at 12:47:57 PM
"McCoy drank over 2 gallons of CapriSun pouches, never stopping to take a piss. He is now McCoy The CapriSun Monster, and is body is now covered in straws so that people can suck the juices out of him whenever they want."
I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
- Source: this thread
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