YourEternalTroper
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth)
Since: Oct, 2015
Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#152: Apr 6th 2024 at 3:47:48 AM
Complete Monster or Moral Event Horizon
Grindor: He was one of the Primes. The original Cybertronians created by the Allspark.
Sideways: There were two Cybertronians called Seekers. Their job was to find new sources of Energon. They used a machine called the Harvester to collect it.
Soundwave: They found Earth's sun. Collecting Energon from the sun would destroy it. But the Fallen knew they needed that Energon.
Sideways: The other Primes foolishly refused to collect it. All because Earth contained life.
Grindor: The Fallen slaughtered them and became the first Decepticon. That sparked the war, causing the split between Decepticons and Autobots.
Sideways: There were two Cybertronians called Seekers. Their job was to find new sources of Energon. They used a machine called the Harvester to collect it.
Soundwave: They found Earth's sun. Collecting Energon from the sun would destroy it. But the Fallen knew they needed that Energon.
Sideways: The other Primes foolishly refused to collect it. All because Earth contained life.
Grindor: The Fallen slaughtered them and became the first Decepticon. That sparked the war, causing the split between Decepticons and Autobots.
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Apr 6th 2024 at 5:51:02 PM
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
#153: Apr 10th 2024 at 3:10:31 PM
He said "sorry"
Sorry, but I gotta take your life!
Sorry, but I gotta take your life!
— Flyysoulja, "Top Don Dada"
Edited by Wafer on Apr 10th 2024 at 3:10:48 AM
"She is a girl" - THE HAMLET GLUTTON
Sourguy
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
from The Peach State
Since: Oct, 2021
Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
#154: Apr 11th 2024 at 8:13:36 PM
"Moot the Griffins: Peter, tho big,lovoblo oof who olwoys soys whot’s on his mind. Lois,the dohing mother who xan’t figuro our why bor body ron Koops trying to kill hot. Thole doughtor Mog,tho toon dromo quoon who’s conslontly omborrossod by hor fomily. Chris, tho beefy 13-yoar-old who woufdn’t hurt a fly, unloss it londed on his hot dog.Stewio,unloss it londed on his hot dog. Stewie,the maniacol ono-yecr-old bont on worid dominiotion.And Brion,the rorcanc dog with a wit as dry as the mortinis ho drinks. The arimotod odventvres of this outrogoous fomily will havo your wholo fomily loughing out lovd."
Currently Reading: N/A
SeaMonkey851
Autistic Gamer
from Topeka, Kansas
(Holding A Herring)
Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
#156: Apr 25th 2024 at 5:12:02 PM
"What?! What the fuck is that?!"
My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
— Joel reacting to the Game Over screen of the unlicensed Sega Genesis port of Felix the Cat, Vinesauce
bpants98
Since: Aug, 2018
#157: Apr 26th 2024 at 7:11:46 AM
"Oh, and since so much of the discussion around this movie involves its Ambiguous Ending, without spoiling anything, I'm gonna give my take on it. Yeah, I think the top falls over. I mean, think, why wouldn't it? But why did Nolan cut the scene before showing that? Is it to stir up discussion among the general populace about the ambiguity of this film's conclusion? Nah, see, I think it was because he ran out of film to make the movie because he spent it all on the special effects, so there was no more film to show the top falling over. BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A-"
—Schaffrillas Productions on Inception, "Every Christopher Nolan Movie Ranked"
Edited by bpants98 on Apr 26th 2024 at 10:14:12 AM
#158: Apr 28th 2024 at 5:00:48 PM
"the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit"
"She is a girl" - THE HAMLET GLUTTON
LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime
Practically my Author Avatar
(Season 2)
Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
Practically my Author Avatar
Ax-Crazy / Beware the Superman
Captain Rescue: I'll Kill You!!
Scratch: Shit! (is killed by Captain Rescue)
Robotnik: Your erections are worthless, you disgusting bitch!
Captain Rescue: Thanks!
Sonic: Great erection! Fantastic erection!
Captain Rescue: [[Broken Pedestal Fuck you, Sonic. I'll kill you now!
(Sonic gets crucified. One Sunday later...)
'''Sonic''': [[UnexplainedRecovery I'M BAAAAAACK!
(he gets crucified again, this time by Robotnik)
Tails: Oh no! Sonic, are you hurt?
Sonic: Yes.
Tails: I think you hurt his feelings, Captain Rescue...
Captain Rescue: I'm sorry about that, but I have to kill you now, Tails! (kills Tails)
Captain Rescue: (screams as if masturbating)
—>— ''Robotnik Captures Smiling Friends (ft. Captain Rescue)
♪ DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN DUN ♪ "HWUH-HEOW" ♪ NRRRRRRRRR ♪ *BZZZZZT*
Scratch: Shit! (is killed by Captain Rescue)
Robotnik: Your erections are worthless, you disgusting bitch!
Captain Rescue: Thanks!
Sonic: Great erection! Fantastic erection!
Captain Rescue: [[Broken Pedestal Fuck you, Sonic. I'll kill you now!
(Sonic gets crucified. One Sunday later...)
'''Sonic''': [[UnexplainedRecovery I'M BAAAAAACK!
(he gets crucified again, this time by Robotnik)
Tails: Oh no! Sonic, are you hurt?
Sonic: Yes.
Tails: I think you hurt his feelings, Captain Rescue...
Captain Rescue: I'm sorry about that, but I have to kill you now, Tails! (kills Tails)
Captain Rescue: (screams as if masturbating)
—>— ''Robotnik Captures Smiling Friends (ft. Captain Rescue)
CanuckMcDuck1
PEPSIMAN
from Japan
Since: Sep, 2023
Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#160: May 24th 2024 at 3:08:33 PM
Kyle Kallgren: Enjoying your $5,000 budget, Phelous?
Phelous: No! Everyone else on the site has a pretend higher budget than me!
Obscurus Lupa: (points) Haha!
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
Phelous: No! Everyone else on the site has a pretend higher budget than me!
Obscurus Lupa: (points) Haha!
LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime
Practically my Author Avatar
(Season 2)
Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
bpants98
Since: Aug, 2018
#162: Jun 8th 2024 at 6:17:25 PM
Post-Stress Overeating/I'll Tell You When I've Had Enough!
Mr. Willow: Bert, surely you're not buying more chips?
Bert: Yeah, I am, Mr. Willow. And please, don't you lecture me, too! I know what I'm doing!
Bert: Yeah, I am, Mr. Willow. And please, don't you lecture me, too! I know what I'm doing!
—The Raccoons, "The Chips Are Down!"
Edited by bpants98 on Jun 8th 2024 at 9:18:08 AM
Sourguy
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
from The Peach State
Since: Oct, 2021
Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
#163: Jun 13th 2024 at 1:33:16 PM
MediaNotes.Cross Generation Console Support
"We have a product for people who aren't able to get some form of connectivity. It's called Xbox 360."
Currently Reading: N/A
— Don Mattrick
#164: Jul 5th 2024 at 11:05:40 AM
Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Holmes versus Moriarity. Aristotle versus mashy spike plate!
"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?"
—Wheatley, Portal 2
bpants98
Since: Aug, 2018
#165: Jul 5th 2024 at 4:59:52 PM
Emmet: They're expecting us to show up in a Bat spaceship or a pirate spaceship or a rainbow sparkle spaceship.
Batman: One of those sounds awesome to me.
Batman: One of those sounds awesome to me.
YourEternalTroper
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth)
Since: Oct, 2015
Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#166: Jul 31st 2024 at 7:37:09 PM
Bump. It's been almost a month.
"Let's burn down the Earth and destroy all life on the planet."
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
—Evil Neuro-sama
#167: Aug 1st 2024 at 11:31:25 AM
Department of Redundancy Department
I be putting on my vest on
"She is a girl" - THE HAMLET GLUTTON
— KodiyakRedd, "Putting My Vest On"
bpants98
Since: Aug, 2018
#168: Aug 1st 2024 at 11:47:21 AM
"Hmm, I suppose Gwimbly can be a skin in the new Troglor game, but only if you...kiss my nugget."
—The CEO of Insane Groundbreaking Games, Smiling Friends, "Gwimbly: Definitive Remastered Enhanced Extended Edition DX 4K (Anniversary Director's Cut)"
Edited by bpants98 on Aug 3rd 2024 at 7:51:10 AM
#169: Aug 2nd 2024 at 10:50:30 AM
Never be rude to an Arab
An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew
Never be rude to an Irishman
No matter what you do
Never poke fun at a Nigger
A Spic, or a Wop, or Kraut
And never poke...
Humanity is defined by its absurdity, and I am no exception.
#170: Aug 3rd 2024 at 4:36:53 AM
"Darn, darn, darn, darny darn!"
"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?"
—Bad Cop, The LEGO Movie
bpants98
Since: Aug, 2018
#171: Aug 8th 2024 at 8:15:04 AM
Sonic: Top 30 Reasons Why Sonic is Sorry (Number 5 Will Surprise You).
Amy: Top 30 Anime Deaths! Number 1: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!
Amy: Top 30 Anime Deaths! Number 1: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!
Edited by bpants98 on Aug 8th 2024 at 11:16:57 AM
YourEternalTroper
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth)
Since: Oct, 2015
Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#172: Aug 18th 2024 at 4:16:47 AM
Balls of Steel (inverted)
"Let Me Get This Straight... You hung this dude by his crotch and now you're complaining you lost to a low blow? Oh, yeah, man. You really brought the fight to him like you've never seen before. You know what? Stone Cold was right when he called you out in his podcast. I'm actually surprised that low blow even hurt you... 'cause you ain't stepped up, you fell off. All you've been showing the WWE Universe is that you've got no balls. Brah."
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
ArgoTheBlank
from Colony 9
Since: Jun, 2020
Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#173: Aug 18th 2024 at 7:35:10 AM
"Just why Mr. Frodo was selling his beautiful hole was even more debatable than the price."
— The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
#174: Sep 3rd 2024 at 8:51:02 PM
"Kano is the leader of the international crime cartel known as the Black Dragon. His appearance is also somehow getting hotter and hotter as the games go on."
"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?"
—Sonic Ha XD, Mortal Kombat 11: Kano SUCKS
bpants98
Since: Aug, 2018
#175: Sep 15th 2024 at 5:53:16 PM
King Dragon: So, you've finally...arrived. What the hell are you wearing?
Dennis: It's my ass-kicking outfit, bitch!
Dennis: It's my ass-kicking outfit, bitch!
Total posts: 277

God Is Inept / Jerkass Gods
Edited by Cordite-455 on Apr 6th 2024 at 8:05:45 PM