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Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#126: Jan 26th 2024 at 6:14:37 AM

You Kill It, You Bought It

"He got his screen door from the last inexpertly defended home he visited, after he ATE THE HOMEOWNER'S BRAINS."
Screen Door Zombie's Suburban Almanac entry, Plants vs. Zombies

Currently Reading: N/A
iwantedtoaddsomething Since: Feb, 2015
#127: Jan 30th 2024 at 2:28:21 PM

Uncle Pennybags

I've got the brains, you've got the looks
Let's make lots of money
You've got the brawn, I've got the brain
Let's make lots of money
Pet Shop Boys, "Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)"

clemont107 Lida from Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Lida
#128: Feb 9th 2024 at 4:38:00 PM

Idiot Hair

"Overqwil's poisonous spikes will reflexively react even while Overqwil sleeps, stabbing any moving thing that approaches."
Overqwil's Pokedex entry, Pokemon Scarlet

"This girl named Dawn is endlessly complaining about what she calls 'Mega Evolution Absentia'. She's crazy!" - Dawn
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#129: Feb 17th 2024 at 4:43:52 PM

Bump

[Popular Saying], But...

Melvin: True power comes from within!
Professor Poopypants: No it doesn't, Melvin! That's on stupid posters!

Currently Reading: N/A
Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#130: Feb 17th 2024 at 6:39:15 PM

Politically Correct Villain

"I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! (...) Here you are all equally worthless!"

Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#131: Feb 19th 2024 at 7:15:59 AM

Drugs Are Bad

"Call me a leader, cocaine
Don't you try it
Don't you try it"
— "NOMA, "Brain Power""

Edited by Zanreo on Feb 19th 2024 at 4:29:00 PM

My favorite failed console tbh
bpants98 Since: Aug, 2018
#132: Feb 19th 2024 at 4:06:03 PM

Broken Base

Rattlesnake Jake: Up was the last great Pixar movie.
Rango: NO. [shows posters for Coco and Elemental (2023)]
MoBrosStudios, "Rango's Pasta Sauce Obsession"

Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#133: Feb 19th 2024 at 8:17:20 PM

Magic Tool

Scientist #1: "What does our device do?"
Scientist #2: "Haven't decided yet."
Half-Life: Google Translated Edition

Edited by Cordite-455 on Feb 20th 2024 at 1:18:50 AM

CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#134: Feb 19th 2024 at 8:27:54 PM

Suspiciously Specific Denial

"The walls were splattered with fluorescent material, which was definitely added by Halloween Productions during the refurbishment and not the result of 103 years of bad aim."

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
Vulcan64 Since: Sep, 2023
#135: Feb 19th 2024 at 8:28:49 PM

Skewed Priorities

"Alyx, monkey!"
Eli Vance on his way to a Combine portal, Half-Life 2 Google Translated Edition

"Be woke, be cool. A calm spirit is smarter." — Goombape
echiniccoolies Since: Sep, 2019
#136: Feb 19th 2024 at 11:05:46 PM

Trademark Favorite Food

"I FUCKIN' LOVE CRACKLIN' OAT BRAN!"

Edited by echiniccoolies on Feb 19th 2024 at 2:06:01 PM

Cordite-455 (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#137: Feb 23rd 2024 at 2:51:45 AM

Establishing Character Moment


"a"
Gawr Gura's first word (or a letter, in this case) on-stream, hololive

Edited by Cordite-455 on Feb 23rd 2024 at 7:52:51 PM

RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#138: Feb 23rd 2024 at 3:12:35 AM

Worst News Judgment Ever

"Donovan, I can see a squirrel!"
Bryce Tankthrust, Brandon Rogers

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#139: Feb 26th 2024 at 9:44:20 AM

Escalating Punchline

Brendan: Don't nerd emoji me, Josiah! I will walk over there and slap you!
Jude: Yeah, we can do that now. We can both walk there and slap you!
Josiah: You need two keys to get in here, so no.
Brendan: I will kick down the door.
Josiah: Which one?
Brendan: Yes. That's when I go to the roof and repel down and break through your window and then slap you, and then I climb back up and exit through the Bat-Copter.
Jude: I'm gonna get a job as one of those window-cleaner guys just to break into your specific apartment. We're also gonna start a podcast while we're up there and all you hear is like electrical wiring, wind noise and grunting from us doing our job.
Microwave Society, We Watched Batman (1966), it was bad.

Currently Reading: N/A
m-95 SauaS GoodooG from my place of residence Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
SauaS GoodooG
#140: Feb 28th 2024 at 12:54:06 PM

Unconventional Learning Experience:

"I trust the man with a thousand hours in EUIV over the man with a History/Poli Sci degree. Practice > theory."

Not Tropeworthy: Evil Redhead
Wafer from the Banjo-Tooie world, meditating (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#141: Feb 29th 2024 at 2:48:19 PM

Interplay of Sex and Violence/Hemo Erotic:

itwashotwestayedinthewater: check it out, i jsut made blood and flesh actually kind of sexual and epic. I put a bit of catholic vocabulary in there as well, "the divine" makes an appearence. itslike if romance and death was eating.... well... you get the picture. do you like it? do you? what if i showed you another one? what if i showed you this one? what if i showed you the first one again? what if i showed you another? what about this one? what if i included more raw meat and reference to biting and teeth in it? its good right? ok let me explain its like if, love meat consume godly fuck possession blood gnaw kill each other sexual. yes?
lakevida: bad assss could you put something about dogs in there too
itwashotwestayedinthewater: thats the hiding message. the dogs are all the lovers taht are also love style ripping and consuming displaying the romance is the meat biting holy consummation. its like dogs how attacking loving sexual biteblood love hurt swallow each other, but represented feminiene feral primmitive raw of each other. can i show you another? blood cup

"She is a girl" - THE HAMLET GLUTTON
ArgoTheBlank from Colony 9 Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#142: Mar 7th 2024 at 10:42:14 AM

Serial Killer

"If I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball―you're probably dead!"

Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#143: Mar 14th 2024 at 6:41:21 AM

Animated Shock Comedy

"People think Family Guy is a success because of how raunchy the gags are. I don't think it would have been a success at all if the timing wasn't absolutely crystal pitch perfect ― if there wasn't just the right amount of pause before or after the line. Comedy is all about timing, and I think that's what people are responding to."

Currently Reading: N/A
jlvs200s from The Netherlands (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I miss my wife, Tails
#144: Mar 16th 2024 at 12:19:13 PM

Capitalism Is Bad

"Screw Being a Pacifist"
"This is capitalism."
"I have erectile dysfunction."

"The time has come for every last Shoppe... No! The time has come for the DREAM KINGDOM to bow down to me! Gotcha ! Hee-hee!" | He/Him
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#145: Mar 21st 2024 at 6:47:46 AM

Bump

Rule #1

"Commandment number one: Shut the hell up!"
Moses Griffin, Family Guy

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YourEternalTroper The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
#146: Mar 24th 2024 at 11:56:06 PM

And This Is for...

"This victory is for my homeland."
Hwang Seong-gyeong, Soul Series

The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
KingofNightmares Since: Aug, 2016 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#147: Mar 28th 2024 at 2:39:41 AM

Funny.Video Games:

"There's many humor-many humor, and jokes around here, that I think are pretty funny."
Jacobian360, GTA 4 review

"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?"
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#148: Apr 1st 2024 at 4:45:50 PM

Content Warnings

"There are subjectives, and then there are these. While you may believe a work fits here, and you might be right, people tend to have rather vocal, differing opinions about this subject. Please keep these off of the work's page."
The header for Flame Bait pages, TV Tropes

Currently Reading: N/A
Wafer from the Banjo-Tooie world, meditating (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#149: Apr 4th 2024 at 4:07:01 PM

Sex for Solace

I'm so mad. im gonna have sex with my girl friend so i wont be so mad
Sonic, Tails Gets Trolled

"She is a girl" - THE HAMLET GLUTTON
AcidManeki Since: Dec, 2018 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]

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