I became so Out of Focus within a reality show that I actually turned invisible.
BTW, please call me Jake.I hacked into the operating system code of the universe.
Blow You Away "Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
While I was in Italy, I drank a margarita full of dark matter. I kinda just shrugged it off until my shadow gained sentience.
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.I got my juice concentrate.
Night vision
Oh my god fine he isn't just a head | Current avatar: HumanI stared at the sun for a few minutes and the photons charged my eyes with night vision
There's nothing you or I can do, so let the stars fall.
My arms ended up becoming magnetic and attracted a bunch of iron fragments.
Blood Magic "Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
I got bit by a mosquito combine with my rare blood type and it just spiraled from there.
I had a very high fever when I was a toddler so my parents had to bathe me in ice water and I got powers after that.
Super-Toughness
I was working at the steel mill when I accidentally got stabbed by shrapnel and got molten metal flowing in my veins through my wound. That's why I'm literally Made of Iron.
Edited by TheOther36 on Oct 23rd 2023 at 12:02:34 AM
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!i sneezed with my eyes open while i was chopping carrots with a knife
hey look it's my signatureI got transplanted a pig's heart, a bear stomach, an fish cornea, a worm's intestine and...
Edited by shatterstar on Oct 22nd 2023 at 9:14:01 AM
I hate a sandwich so bad, that even in my dreams I projectile vomited until I used my will.
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.I spent too much time in the ocean.
"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - TaunieI fell asleep on top of a pile of rotting fruit.
Edited by shatterstar on Nov 11th 2023 at 4:17:14 AM

I ate too many tachyons in a tachyon soup.
Reality Warper "Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie