Give an absurd explaination to how you got the above superpower

So, someone in a Discord server I'm in came up with this idea and I decided to steal take inspiration from it for a forum game.

Basically, one person brings up a superpower, then the next poster gives a wild, silly explanation on how they obtained said power and then mentions a different superpower in their post and so on.

Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Sep 22nd 2023 at 7:11:39 AM

I sniffed so much marijuana that my armpit pheromones brought all da plants to me.

Hardness/Softness.

i ate a rock & then a pillow

invisibility

I ate too much invisible ink.

I've worked in bureaucracy for a while. Power over nothingness comes with the job.

Fire breathing.

ate too many carolina reapers in one sitting

necromancy

Sometimes I really just want someone to come back to life and they do

I thought I was getting LASIK done, but I guess I didn't Read the Fine Print!

Absurdly Sharp Claws

I forgot to clip my nails.

When I was making a salad I accidently got too many vitamins on my hands.

Ice Manipulation

I brushed my teeth and then drank cold water immediately after.

Master of Illusion via Hard Light and Holograms

tried blinding myself with a lamp for no reason once

Blow You Away

Once a mosquito flies near me, I have to swing my arms to keep it away. The faster I swing, the faster the insect flies, and the faster I swing… until I create a strong wind from all the swinging

Teleportation

I played too much Portal.

Oooooh, nice watch.

Chaos.

I watched Law and Order backwards and while upside down.

Rubber Man.

I was dropped many times as a baby. That led to my bones growing up in an unusual way and now I can expand my limbs.

Playing with Fire

Edited by LadyBlackwood on Sep 24th 2023 at 2:20:51 PM

You didn't turn the air conditioner down.

Acid Attack

I drank too much lemonade.

Runic Magic

I was bored so I started drawing random stuff on a paper and some of my scribbles turned out to be magic.

Nigh-Invulnerable

I ate a bunch diamonds as a kid. My parents weren't happy, at least until they accidentally dropped me.

One-Hit Kill

I got a wand that allows me to cast Avada Kedavra.

I accidentally drank all those magic potions in the potion factory. Now my sentient magic field can span an entire universe.

Animal Eye Spy

I stared at my neighbour’s dog for so long it became a regular habit, and then he was staring at me so long we kinda mind melded.

Confusion Fu

Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Oct 20th 2023 at 6:15:29 AM

A pokemon used confuse ray on me, or at least I thought that was what happened, in reality it was hypnosis. Wait no, I know, I traveled back in time from the future and confused myself with Confusion Fu

Super-Speed