I sniffed so much marijuana that my armpit pheromones brought all da plants to me.
Hardness/Softness.
You piss off the Venom T-Rex. Roll initiative.I ate too much invisible ink.
Power of the Void "Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
I thought I was getting LASIK done, but I guess I didn't Read the Fine Print!
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
I forgot to clip my nails.
Healing Hands "Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
When I was making a salad I accidently got too many vitamins on my hands.
There's nothing you or I can do, so let the stars fall.
I brushed my teeth and then drank cold water immediately after.
Master of Illusion via Hard Light and Holograms
Once a mosquito flies near me, I have to swing my arms to keep it away. The faster I swing, the faster the insect flies, and the faster I swing… until I create a strong wind from all the swinging
Teleportation
https://enigmatics.org/puzzles/I played too much Portal.
Time Master "Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
I was dropped many times as a baby. That led to my bones growing up in an unusual way and now I can expand my limbs.
Edited by LadyBlackwood on Sep 24th 2023 at 2:20:51 PM
You didn't turn the air conditioner down.
Oh my god fine he isn't just a head | Current avatar: Human
I drank too much lemonade.
"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - TaunieI was bored so I started drawing random stuff on a paper and some of my scribbles turned out to be magic.
I ate a bunch diamonds as a kid. My parents weren't happy, at least until they accidentally dropped me.
You piss off the Venom T-Rex. Roll initiative.I got a wand that allows me to cast Avada Kedavra.
Sentient Cosmic Force "Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
I accidentally drank all those magic potions in the potion factory. Now my sentient magic field can span an entire universe.
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!I stared at my neighbour’s dog for so long it became a regular habit, and then he was staring at me so long we kinda mind melded.
Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Oct 20th 2023 at 6:15:29 AM
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.A pokemon used confuse ray on me, or at least I thought that was what happened, in reality it was hypnosis. Wait no, I know, I traveled back in time from the future and confused myself with Confusion Fu

So, someone in a Discord server I'm in came up with this idea and I decided to
stealtake inspiration from it for a forum game.Basically, one person brings up a superpower, then the next poster gives a wild, silly explanation on how they obtained said power and then mentions a different superpower in their post and so on.
Chlorokinesis
Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Sep 22nd 2023 at 7:11:39 AM
CG for short