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TomT Baby With a Gun (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
#26: Oct 8th 2023 at 11:31:16 AM

Her phone rings, and it turns out to be the same boring neighbour who called the protagonist, and he once again talks about his new beige wallpaper.

Edited by TomT on Oct 8th 2023 at 7:31:35 PM

Zeanobia (she/her) Sanity is overrated from My house Since: Mar, 2012
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#27: Oct 8th 2023 at 12:07:57 PM

[up]As opposed to the white wallpaper from last week.

#nolivesmatter
iwantedtoaddsomething Since: Feb, 2015
#28: Nov 15th 2023 at 12:12:51 PM

Boring, boring bump.

Then we cut to a still shot of the neighbor's wallpaper. There is a caption that says "This is the neighbor's wallpaper. This caption is here in case you were unsure what this is." The shot ends after 30 seconds.

CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#29: Nov 15th 2023 at 12:20:35 PM

The neighbor then gets up and walks real time to their farmhouse and back. Slowly… slowly… and it turns out nothing was there.

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#30: Dec 11th 2023 at 6:50:52 AM

The Climax consists of the protagonist walking to the store.

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Travsam The Reconqueror from The Spanish side of Europe Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: My elf kissing days are over
The Reconqueror
#31: Dec 11th 2023 at 7:14:13 AM

Suddenly the protagonist stops at the house of one of his friends and he invites him to see a NFL game it turns out to be the 2023 Raiders vs Vikings (that ended 0-3, with only a late field goal scored), but, even worse, we watch every single minute of the game, including commercials...

Zeanobia (she/her) Sanity is overrated from My house Since: Mar, 2012
(she/her) Sanity is overrated
#32: Dec 11th 2023 at 7:38:32 AM

[up]Too exciting. Let's say the game ended 0:0 but we're not seeing the game, we only get to see their unimpressed facial expressions for the full length of the game.

#nolivesmatter
iwantedtoaddsomething Since: Feb, 2015
#33: Dec 15th 2023 at 7:45:57 PM

The protagonist has an Imagine Spot of being a professional football player. In it, he strolls gently down a completely empty football field, alone, while carrying a football, then gently sets the football against the goal post. The football immediately falls over. He doesn't bother setting it against the goal post again, and instead strolls all the way to the opposite site of the football field again. The crowds are all Faceless Masses and do not make a single noise. The protagonist tries to explain this sequence to his friend, but can't find how to describe it and stumbles on his words for a few minutes.

Edited by iwantedtoaddsomething on Dec 15th 2023 at 10:49:33 AM

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