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Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#401: Sep 6th 2024 at 2:40:25 PM

Those gods/demigods must be demons!


Darcy and Gran Don't Like Babies is Satanic because...

For every low there is a high.
CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#402: Sep 6th 2024 at 2:48:05 PM

Babies are innocent, so if you hate innocent beings like them, you support evil.

Naked and Afraid is satanic because...

"Oh, did I win?"
TheFarmboy You can go home, Courier from Mojave Wasteland (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
You can go home, Courier
#403: Sep 6th 2024 at 3:46:56 PM

Its a bastardization of the tale of Adam and Eve!

Yandere Simulator is Satanic because...

I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
chatot30 Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#404: Sep 6th 2024 at 3:49:59 PM

It glorifies unhealthy relationships!

Hercules is Satanic because...

SeaMonkey851 Autistic Gamer from Topeka, Kansas (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Autistic Gamer
#405: Sep 6th 2024 at 4:06:44 PM

…Pain and Panic have horns and tails, which makes them look like some depictions of Old Scratch!


Tangled is Satanic because…

My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#406: Sep 6th 2024 at 6:50:10 PM

The Iguana is The Lord of the Flies himself!


Under Tale is Satanic because...

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#407: Sep 6th 2024 at 7:05:08 PM

SKELETONS! AND ALSO IT HAS A FAKE JESUS IN THE FORM OF ASRIEL! ASRIEL IS ACTUALLY SATAN!!!!!!


Betty Boop is Satanic because...

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#408: Sep 6th 2024 at 8:38:53 PM

Women should not have any skin showing, much less anything like the immodest Boop! She is a temptress with her canine boyfriend!

God's Not Dead is satanic because…

Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Sep 6th 2024 at 9:39:13 AM

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
Matchingbone from Somewhere between here and way over there. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
#409: Sep 6th 2024 at 10:33:42 PM

Damnit! I was too distracted playing Video Game/Psychonauts! I was hoping to be the page topper.

I just want to get some things put on the board so that we don't keep using the same Narrative Beats.

  1. Fantasy is Satanic because it isn't about the Bible.
  2. Science Fiction is Satanic because it allows for miracles outside the Christian norm.
  3. Any Anthropomorphic Personification is Satanic because that thing cannot compare to Humans in the eyes of the Lord's believers.
  4. Any Music or Music Group can be Satanic with enough effort.
  5. Video Games are Satanic because too many reasons for me to list.
  6. Anime, Manga and Manhwa all generally fall into the same level of Satanic because of xenophobia.
  7. Fairy Tales are Satanic because of the first item I wrote.
  8. Stuff from The Bible can be Satanic with enough effort.

I know I'm forgetting stuff. But back to this game.


Even the thought of the Lord being dead is a sin. God is alive and with us all the time!
Switchfoot is Satanic because...

BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#410: Sep 7th 2024 at 8:13:47 AM

Those outfits must mean they are a part of a cult! Speaking of Psychonauts...


Psycho Nauts is Satanic because...

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
chatot30 Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#411: Sep 8th 2024 at 9:01:47 PM

"Psycho" is just another term for demonic possession!

Rio is Satanic because...

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#412: Sep 9th 2024 at 2:31:30 PM

It ends on only one breeding pair; that'd lead to incest!


Sid the Science Kid is Satanic because...

For every low there is a high.
SeaMonkey851 Autistic Gamer from Topeka, Kansas (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Autistic Gamer
#413: Sep 9th 2024 at 2:39:55 PM

The characters have unusually colored skin and hair, so they're not real humans; they're demons!


Barney & Friends is Satanic because…

My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#414: Sep 9th 2024 at 2:41:20 PM

There are dinosaurs, and dinosaurs aren't in the Bible, and therefore, are a product of Satan!


Dicey Dungeons

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
chatot30 Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#415: Sep 9th 2024 at 9:04:40 PM

It's obviously a spinoff of Dungeons & Dragons which is already Satanic on its own!

Sylvia the Sylveon is Satanic becauase...

Matchingbone from Somewhere between here and way over there. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
#416: Sep 9th 2024 at 9:28:11 PM

Anything related to Pokemon is already proven to be letting the Devil into one's soul. But Fanfiction is worse because they could be reading the Bible instead!


The Book Thief is Satanic because...

TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#417: Sep 10th 2024 at 12:37:17 AM

The novel is is narrated by Death, also known as the Grim Reaper!!!


Switch (PeriluneStar) is satanic because...

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
chatot30 Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#418: Sep 12th 2024 at 1:54:59 PM

The title says "star" in it. And the Bible says that Lucifer is the morning star, so this is clearly referring to Satan!

Puppy Dog Pals is Satanic because...

Tree-Pencil You may call me V from below Montreal but above NYC Since: Aug, 2022 Relationship Status: It's complicated
You may call me V
#419: Sep 12th 2024 at 10:39:12 PM

Because talking animals are always demonic.


12 Angry Men is Satanic because...

See my profile by clicking my avatar, it'll tell you more than any signature can. Also see my avatar gallery (usable feature for members)...
chatot30 Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#420: Sep 13th 2024 at 5:27:56 PM

Anger is synonymous with Wrath which is one of the Seven Deadly Sins!

(Also can we all please stop with the talking animals thing it has already been done to death.)

Skibidi Toilet Series is Satanic because...

Edited by chatot30 on Sep 13th 2024 at 8:28:19 AM

DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#421: Sep 13th 2024 at 5:59:12 PM

[up] haha 420th post

TOILETS ARE SATANIC!!! THEY'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!


Calvin and Hobbes is Satanic because...

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#422: Sep 13th 2024 at 6:54:17 PM

Inanimate objects are not alive! Clearly Hobbes is the devil!


Psycho Nauts is satanic because...

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Matchingbone from Somewhere between here and way over there. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#424: Oct 16th 2024 at 9:08:50 AM

[up]Sorry.

The Amazing Digital Circus is satanic because...

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Thermal7 —- from —- Since: Oct, 2018
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#425: Oct 16th 2024 at 9:16:44 AM

It gives people unholy ideas about making clown porn


Half-Life

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