Babies are innocent, so if you hate innocent beings like them, you support evil.
Naked and Afraid is satanic because...
"Oh, did I win?"Its a bastardization of the tale of Adam and Eve!
Yandere Simulator is Satanic because...
I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!…Pain and Panic have horns and tails, which makes them look like some depictions of Old Scratch!
Tangled is Satanic because… My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
The Iguana is The Lord of the Flies himself!
Under Tale is Satanic because... Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
SKELETONS! AND ALSO IT HAS A FAKE JESUS IN THE FORM OF ASRIEL! ASRIEL IS ACTUALLY SATAN!!!!!!
Betty Boop is Satanic because... I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Women should not have any skin showing, much less anything like the immodest Boop! She is a temptress with her canine boyfriend!
God's Not Dead is satanic because…
Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Sep 6th 2024 at 9:39:13 AM
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.Damnit! I was too distracted playing Video Game/Psychonauts! I was hoping to be the page topper.
I just want to get some things put on the board so that we don't keep using the same Narrative Beats.
- Fantasy is Satanic because it isn't about the Bible.
- Science Fiction is Satanic because it allows for miracles outside the Christian norm.
- Any Anthropomorphic Personification is Satanic because that thing cannot compare to Humans in the eyes of the Lord's believers.
- Any Music or Music Group can be Satanic with enough effort.
- Video Games are Satanic because too many reasons for me to list.
- Anime, Manga and Manhwa all generally fall into the same level of Satanic because of xenophobia.
- Fairy Tales are Satanic because of the first item I wrote.
- Stuff from The Bible can be Satanic with enough effort.
I know I'm forgetting stuff. But back to this game.
Even the thought of the Lord being dead is a sin. God is alive and with us all the time!
Switchfoot is Satanic because...
Those outfits must mean they are a part of a cult! Speaking of Psychonauts...
Psycho Nauts is Satanic because... Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
It ends on only one breeding pair; that'd lead to incest!
Sid the Science Kid is Satanic because... For every low there is a high.
The characters have unusually colored skin and hair, so they're not real humans; they're demons!
Barney & Friends is Satanic because… My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
There are dinosaurs, and dinosaurs aren't in the Bible, and therefore, are a product of Satan!
Still waiting for someone to break him free...
It's obviously a spinoff of Dungeons & Dragons which is already Satanic on its own!
Sylvia the Sylveon is Satanic becauase...
Anything related to Pokemon is already proven to be letting the Devil into one's soul. But Fanfiction is worse because they could be reading the Bible instead!
The Book Thief is Satanic because...
The novel is is narrated by Death, also known as the Grim Reaper!!!
Switch (PeriluneStar) is satanic because... Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
The title says "star" in it. And the Bible says that Lucifer is the morning star, so this is clearly referring to Satan!
Puppy Dog Pals is Satanic because...
Because talking animals are always demonic.
12 Angry Men is Satanic because...
See my profile by clicking my avatar, it'll tell you more than any signature can. Also see my avatar gallery (usable feature for members)...Anger is synonymous with Wrath which is one of the Seven Deadly Sins!
(Also can we all please stop with the talking animals thing it has already been done to death.)
Skibidi Toilet Series is Satanic because...
Edited by chatot30 on Sep 13th 2024 at 8:28:19 AM
haha 420th post
TOILETS ARE SATANIC!!! THEY'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!
Calvin and Hobbes is Satanic because... I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Inanimate objects are not alive! Clearly Hobbes is the devil!
Psycho Nauts is satanic because... Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Sorry.
The Amazing Digital Circus is satanic because...
Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.

Those gods/demigods must be demons!
Darcy and Gran Don't Like Babies is Satanic because... For every low there is a high.