By emphatic royal decree
delivered by MacronNotes, April Fools joke proposals for Complete Monster entries are not allowed in the main proposal thread
(and I'd assume the same applies to the thread
for Magnificent Bastard proposals too).
But fret not, I have a solution.
EDIT: You may now add entries to JustForFun.Joke Complete Monster and JustForFun.Joke Magnificent Bastard.
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Edited by m-95 on May 17th 2025 at 8:25:34 AM
I did see it's been added, but
nonetheless. Anyways, another CM
What is the work?
The Horrors of PikminWhat is the candidate and what have they done?
Louie. Randy the Pikmin distressedly went to Olimar and complained about him, and Olimar was pretty disturbed to find Louie not even bothering to hide the fact that he eats Pikmin. Worse than that, those Pikmin have been named, and we know of Jimmy, Carl and Todd being eaten. That was such a disturbing sight that a Bulborb evolved its brain specifically to process the horrors of it all. Then he digs a hole in the earth and threatens to kill Olimar if he ever gets confronted.Any redeeming qualities?
No. It was such a serious crime that all the Pikmin want to bring back the death penalty for him.Heinousness standard?
The Bulborb is a mindless animal that eats Pikmin out of primal instincts. Louie has no such excuse.Conclusion?
Fuck you, Louie!
to Louie. One wonders if he's in cahoots with the CM Olimar...
to Louie and the Korean Animation Studio Director. What a sick bastard, that Louie.
What's the work?
Superman (2025) is the first movie written and directed by James Gunn. In it, Superman is evil and bad and doesn't care about humanity and also was sent here to enslave us. Unfortunately I can't propose him as a CM because he cares about his dog.
Speaking of which!
Who is Krypto? What does he do?
Krypto is Superman's dog and his most fanatic follower. I don't even know where he came from. He just showed up. After the Hammer of Boravia beat his sorry ass before the beginning of the film, Krypto excitedly jumped over Superman before he took him to the fortress of Solitude to be healed. He stayed in the fortress, a bastion of cruelty, in order to protect it while the Heroic and Well Meaning Lex Luthor and Engineer breached it in order to learn the truth of why Superman was here. Luckily, they captured the dog to prevent him from causing further harm and put him in a simulation where he chased squirrels to keep him form escaping.
Unfortunately, because that smug ass Superman turned himself in specifically to get Krypto back. After Lex rightfully killed one of Superman's other co-conspirators, some bystander got moved by seeing a man die and trusted Superman for some reason. Once they rescued Krypto, he began viciously murdering the prison guards, taking a sadistic glee in it, and almost killed an infant boy in the crossfire before his father intervened.
Having gotten Superman out of trouble for his own reasons, Krypto would show up again when we tore a hole in the fabric of reality to draw out Superman and kill him for good. Unfortunately, this time Krypto would show up again, systematically destroy our cameras to cut off our heavy-hitter Ultraman and get the poor man murdered by the all-too-arrogant Superman. He then carried one of Superman's other co-conspirators, Mr. Terrific, into our office, so that he could shut off the rift instead of our co-worker. Lastly, upon seeing Lex, Krypto violently and sadistically tortured my poor boss just for trying to do right by humanity, leaving him alive and barely breathing so that he and all of us could be unjustly arrested by the police.
Heinousness?
Lex's co-conspirator did attempt a genocide, but he had a large army at his disposal, which Krypto did not have. Given his crimes of mass murder and torture, I think he's good.
Mitigating Factors
I did hear Lex call him a mindless mutt once, but I assure you this is not the case. I studied Krypto. I know how his brain works. He may be a dumb mutt on the outside, but in the inside lies a cold, calculated mind that understands his every choice, his every action, his every movement. That dog is the most violent, sadistic entity in the film, whose very presence drives fear into the hearts of the innocent. In short, yes, he does have Moral Agency, and one can easily tell that he's only following Superman in order to carry out inordinate levels of violence against the innocent.
Verdict?
Easy peasy
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(OOC: ok that made me laugh very hard thank you lmao)
Edited by Smiley100P on Nov 7th 2025 at 5:40:45 AM
...I mean,
to Krypto.
Edited by themayorofsimpleton on Nov 7th 2025 at 8:37:25 AM
Works That Require Cleanup of Complaining | Troper Wall
the Director, Louie, and Crypto
He's a Complete Monster!
He came to this thread from outer space,
And his name is Krypto!
He's super bad!
He's super depraved!
Kryptooooo... (Krypto) the Superdog!
Kryptooooo... (
,
, and away!)
Inspired by the Song Parodies done by Foxy Grandpa 12 for the CM EPs for Peter Griffin
and Oogie Boogie
Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Nov 7th 2025 at 1:41:24 PM
I don't want the world, I just want your half.
to Louie.
Funnily enough, I've been planning on proposing canon Louie here as an MB for a while now. Oh, and
to Krypto too.

What is the work?
Clerks: The Animated Series was Kevin Smith's very short-lived (and batshit insane) foray into the world of Western Animation, serving as a Denser and Wackier Animated Adaptation of his classic 1994 film of the same name.
Dante Hicks is the much put-upon clerk of a Quick Stop convenience store in Leonardo, New Jersey. He is tormented by his friend, video clerk Randal Graves, as well as stoner hangers-out Jay and Silent Bob.
Only six episodes of the show were produced; only two episodes aired before the show was cancelled by ABC, with the remaining episodes burnt off at Comedy Central. While it tragically was cut short after only a handful of episodes, it's still peak fiction.
Today's candidate is from the fourth episode, "A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, but Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers", the one where Randal is left in charge of the Quick Stop as part of a bet between him and Dante. Jay sues the Quick Stop for $10,000,000 after slipping on Randal's spilled soda and being refused a pack of cigarettes as compensation. Randal is Dante's lawyer for the case, while Judge Reinhold (no, not that one) presides, and several NBA all-stars are members of the jury. Randal ends up doing more harm than good, putting Dante at the mercy of the courtr—
We're sorry, due to circumstances beyond our control, the rest of the effortpost was lost on its way overseas. Luckily, the EP was finished by the Korean animators. We hope you enjoy the new EP.
Who is the candidate? What has he done?
The unnamed Korean animation studio director, as his name (or lack thereof) implies, is the cruel director of the unidentified Korean animation studio, which he rules over with an iron fist... or paw.
When the gang arrive at his studio while trying to get away from the cops (don't worry, It Makes Just As Much Sense In Context), he's already shown to have the Korean animators brutally enslaved and forced to work on (presumably) Clerks: The Animated Series non-stop, whipping them into submission. Dante and Randal try thwarting him with the help of beloved Clerks Team Pet "Not-Pikachu! Please don't sue!", but the director doesn't even flinch, and (literally) laughs off the damage. The director also thwarts an attempt to defeat him by shoving bananas up his ass, letting out some distorted demonic laughter afterwards, thinking he's won... only to be stopped once and for all by the sudden intervention of none other than Tom Cruise as our unlikely band of heroes salute the American flag.
Any redeeming qualities?
Lol nope. He's described as a "big mean man" right off the bat, and certainly lives up to the title.
Is he heinous enough?
Slavery Is a Special Kind of Evil is the second universal rule of all fiction (after Child Abuse Is a Special Kind of Evil), so yes.
Final Verdict?
"Everybody
! (AHH!) Everybody
! (AHH!) Everybody
!"
Writeup
Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Nov 6th 2025 at 10:18:42 AM
I don't want the world, I just want your half.