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There was this website I used to frequent, and it had a thread like this in the forums.

Basically write stuff like: "Dealing with the Twitter-TV Tropes merge rn" or "Google? They haven't used that name since Microsoft bought them out."

Reminder: Nothing in bad taste, please.

Edited by StewieGriffin34 on Mar 11th 2023 at 1:28:32 PM

WarJay77 It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (8,356/50,000) from My Writing Cave (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (8,356/50,000)
#201: May 5th 2023 at 5:20:09 PM

Well, hey. At least they stopped forcibly removing people's eyes. Blindfolds are a step up.

Working on: Author Appeal | Sandbox | Troper Wall
JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
He's finally back to kick some... wait
#202: May 5th 2023 at 5:24:57 PM

Ugh. You know what? Not gonna do it. I don't care who gets sick because of me anymore. It's not like anyone else does the same for me, anyway.

Your melody still remains in this room and it rings
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#203: May 5th 2023 at 5:25:46 PM

Now everyone has been inflicted with a never-ending headache. Everything hurts!

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#204: May 8th 2023 at 9:00:41 AM

Rumors are circulating that the mods are planning to bring back the Fetish Fuel/, Troper Tales/, and Wall Banger/ namespaces... [1]

Currently Reading: N/A
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#206: May 8th 2023 at 9:52:12 AM

Lovely, all the good music has been more or less banned. Listening to Beatles music is punishable by death for example. The only permissable music now is AI-generated sludge performed by robots.

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#207: May 8th 2023 at 2:11:36 PM

And they've banned poetry as well!

For every low there is a high.
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#208: May 8th 2023 at 2:19:08 PM

Shay Mitchell has been cast as the Marvel superheroine Wave in an MCU Phase 5 movie of the same name. Fans have become even more hotly divided on whether the casting choice was right or not, and the resulting fandoms have become even more toxic.

Edited by clemont107 on May 8th 2023 at 5:19:25 AM

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#209: May 11th 2023 at 10:51:05 AM

It's now illegal to own a house. Hello, cardboard beds and furniture!

Currently Reading: N/A
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#210: May 11th 2023 at 1:06:22 PM

Aaaaand now we just got invaded by alien robot zombie vampire ninja pirate cows.

Very good kitty
kirbman Mamaf*cker! from The place Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#212: May 12th 2023 at 11:30:52 AM

Sure beats getting probed by the urchinpeoples of Epsilon X. My keister still felt that encounter. Urrrrrrgh...

Tonckaofthedamned I am here to be britsh, and write angst, and the Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: You spin me right round, baby
I am here to be britsh, and write angst, and the
#213: May 12th 2023 at 11:31:09 AM

honsetly, I am leaving earth to come with them. being a vampire zombie pirate ninja alien cow should be fun. much more fun then dying because I looked my sister in the eye.

you should trust and come with me, after all, everyone who does that dies in the same room as me.
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#214: May 12th 2023 at 11:56:37 AM

We've all been inflicted with permanent diseases. How fun.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
HoloMew151 Space Gal from From Deep, Deep Space Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
Space Gal
#215: May 12th 2023 at 11:57:57 AM

Guys, Elon Musk just became President and I am not looking forward to moving to Mars.

Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#216: May 12th 2023 at 12:00:34 PM

Speaking of Mars, what about them banning candy bars and all those other foods last month just for being unhealthy?

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#217: May 12th 2023 at 12:02:05 PM

Meh, at least it's better than all Nature's Valley bars being spiked with heroin, weed, and LSD.

Currently Reading: N/A
JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
He's finally back to kick some... wait
#218: May 12th 2023 at 12:03:43 PM

Ah yes, healthy. Is that why the only food you can get anymore is that fried aspic garbage? No wonder everyone started settling for cardboard. Though, intellectuals such as myself know that sandpaper is where it's at.

Your melody still remains in this room and it rings
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#219: May 12th 2023 at 12:05:36 PM

Missing junk food are we? Well I miss the time when we actually had decent meats. That burger I just had, it seemed to once be a living organism, but it sure ain't a cow, or any other animal we find edible for that matter.

Edited by GrafVonTirol on May 12th 2023 at 12:06:09 PM

clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#220: May 12th 2023 at 12:11:54 PM

They made it mandatory law to consume humanburgers every day. Blegh...

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#221: May 12th 2023 at 12:15:35 PM

But all of the cows have been wiped from existence. Now what?

Currently Reading: N/A
PurpleEyedGuma Since: Apr, 2020
#222: May 12th 2023 at 12:19:12 PM

[up] Uhh, what are “cows”? All we have to domesticate are rabid hellhounds.

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#223: May 12th 2023 at 2:07:28 PM

And the only reason they're rabid is because people have outlawed vaccines.

For every low there is a high.
opal6561 Opalinski (he/him) from Who knows? Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
Opalinski (he/him)
#224: May 13th 2023 at 8:28:49 AM
Thumped: This post has been thumped with the mod stick. This means knock it off.
Some autistic aromantic young man
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#225: May 13th 2023 at 8:30:27 AM

Earth has been destroyed, leaving the remnants of humanity to survive on spaceships with limited food supplies. This is just great.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie

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