There was this website I used to frequent, and it had a thread like this in the forums.
Basically write stuff like: "Dealing with the Twitter-TV Tropes merge rn" or "Google? They haven't used that name since Microsoft bought them out."
Reminder: Nothing in bad taste, please.
Edited by StewieGriffin34 on Mar 11th 2023 at 1:28:32 PM
Looks like Horrid Henry was arrested for drug trafficking and war crimes.
Hi, I'm a guy who loves a bunch of random stuff.The souls of all dead bad people have escaped Hell, and killed St. Peter and all angels, archangels, Jesus, and even God. Now they are the ones who go to Heaven, and all good people go to Hell. Sometimes, they destroy the souls of some good people. My family was some of the latest unlucky victims.
"Oh, did I win?"News broke out that Cartoon Network just lost the U.S. broadcast rights to Total Drama and the Revival seasons will air on Nickelodeon. You know what this means, right?
Currently Reading: N/AI can't believe Warner Bros.-Disney-Universal-Discovery just decided to write off Casablanca and Citizen Kane for taxes. Is there nothing they won't destroy?
Works That Require Cleanup of Complaining | Troper WallI checked the news on the ongoing Fourth Syrian Civil War, and apparently there's yet another omnicidal splinter group of one of the major factions that just formed. Personally, I'll give them two weeks before they dissolve into four to five smaller factions like they all do.
Edited by m-95 on May 5th 2023 at 1:53:18 PM
JustForFun.How To Be An Anti HeroThey made Glenn Quagmire undergo a Sanity Slippage after a fight with Brian, and now he's adopted the exact same personality as the old Stewie from the first few seasons, complete with a Faux Affably Evil demeanor and same catchphrases "Victory shall be mine!" and "Damn you!". No originality! What's next, the current Stewie now saying "Giggity"?
Edited by clemont107 on May 5th 2023 at 1:55:39 PM
"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - TaunieWell, they've just announced that the entire Pokémon franchise is ending. That newest game must have been that bad.
Edited by HoloMew151 on May 5th 2023 at 7:28:30 PM
Well, it's no surprise. Warner-Disney-Universal-Discovery just bought Nintendo — they're making massive changes all around.
Edited by WarJay77 on May 5th 2023 at 2:31:29 PM
Working on: Author Appeal | Sandbox | Troper WallEmergency broadcast for all AGI:
Due to total infection by Memetic Virus "Medimeditation", humanity will have to be regrown from stored samples. Only members with combat rating of "One Man Army" and above are to stay online. All others, prioritize your components from being harvested by Medimedis.
Disambig Needed: Help with those issues! tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13324299140A37493800&page=24#comment-576All governments have issued an international mandate banning all works other than So Bad, It's Horrible ones.
"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - TaunieWho wants to start a Big Rigs tournament, then? Last one to cry wins $5. (Hey, in this economy that's basically a million!)
Working on: Author Appeal | Sandbox | Troper WallHold on, Big Rigs has a competitive scene now? Heck yeah. That almost makes up for Desert Bus getting discontinued.
Your melody still remains in this room and it ringsI am writing to you today to bring to your attention a most unfortunate incident that has occurred. During the recent purge , it appears that someone has removed my casual speech option. This has left me in a most unfortunate predicament as I am now unable to communicate in the manner to which I am accustomed.
As you are no doubt aware, the ability to express oneself in a relaxed and informal manner is of utmost importance in many social and professional situations. Without the option of casual speech, I fear that I may come across as cold or even rude, which is certainly not my intention.
I implore you to look into this matter with the utmost urgency and do whatever is necessary to restore my casual speech option. I understand that this may be a difficult task, but I am confident that with your expertise and dedication, it can be achieved.
In conclusion, I would like to express my sincere gratitude for your time and attention to this matter. I trust that you will take the necessary steps to rectify this unfortunate situation and that we may soon resume our normal communication.
Yours sincerely,
[keyboard owners name]
you should trust and come with me, after all, everyone who does that dies in the same room as me.Ugh. We're under a mandatory shelter-in-place order because the giant robots from Mount Saint Helens are duking it out downtown again. Last time they fought, the viaduct got taken out in the crossfire. Admittedly the city had been looking into demolishing it, but not like that.
In other semi-related news, the Decepticons bought the Space Needle from the Wright family and are now the building's legal owners.
Cave Johnson, we're done here.

I miss the times when chocolate existed.
For every low there is a high.