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GrafVonTirol Same as it ever was from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
Same as it ever was
#101: Jan 31st 2023 at 6:17:14 AM

How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?

[down] ... none at all?

Edited by GrafVonTirol on Jan 31st 2023 at 11:59:51 AM

KitkatKK2 Siffrin from ???? Since: Jul, 2022 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Siffrin
#102: Jan 31st 2023 at 6:37:56 AM

If yes is no, and once is never, how many sides does a triangle have?

[down]It's a conspiracy. Bees are government spies that run on motors.

Edited by KitkatKK2 on Jan 31st 2023 at 5:56:42 AM

Just a wanderer.
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#104: Jan 31st 2023 at 4:52:00 PM

How do I make STONKS go BRRR?


[down] SPAAACE!

Edited by vjoi on Jan 31st 2023 at 5:46:21 AM

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#105: Jan 31st 2023 at 4:53:12 PM

Where did those tourists come from?

[down] BEHOLD! I GIVE YOU MY MATH HOMEWORK!

Edited by Superjohn on Jan 31st 2023 at 9:16:29 AM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
Bubblepig Steve from Minecraft (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
#106: Jan 31st 2023 at 5:03:24 PM

What are thoooose!?

[down] Idk.

Edited by Bubblepig on Jan 31st 2023 at 8:28:17 AM

"CHICKEN JOCKEY!"
PurpleEyedGuma Since: Apr, 2020
#107: Jan 31st 2023 at 5:05:18 PM

How’d you win all that won, kid, but not custody of one kid?

[down] Yep.

Edited by PurpleEyedGuma on Jan 31st 2023 at 8:56:42 AM

GrafVonTirol Same as it ever was from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
Same as it ever was
#108: Jan 31st 2023 at 5:09:39 PM

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

[down] Eh, fine I suppose.

Edited by GrafVonTirol on Jan 31st 2023 at 5:35:07 AM

TheFarmboy You can go home, Courier from Mojave Wasteland (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
You can go home, Courier
#109: Jan 31st 2023 at 5:21:47 PM

Hey, hows it going?

[down]I feed them bird seeds.

Edited by TheFarmboy on Feb 1st 2023 at 10:36:37 AM

I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
Owen23 The Pryomaniac from The Red Team Base Since: Mar, 2022 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The Pryomaniac
#110: Jan 31st 2023 at 6:59:41 PM

Why do birds suddenly appear, Everytime that you are near?

[down] I like jazz, along with every type of music.

Edited by Owen23 on Jan 31st 2023 at 10:05:12 AM

"Mmmph mmph!"
JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
He's finally back to kick some... wait
#111: Jan 31st 2023 at 7:02:41 PM

Do you like jazz?

[down]Who said those were your Cheetos? Also, those were regular Cheetos, thank you very much.

Edited by JankyKong on Jan 31st 2023 at 10:19:06 AM

musical euphoria
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#112: Jan 31st 2023 at 7:14:38 PM

Who stole my damn Cheetos?

[down] IT'S VADER TIME!

Edited by Superjohn on Jan 31st 2023 at 10:41:14 AM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
Bubblepig Steve from Minecraft (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
#113: Jan 31st 2023 at 8:28:55 PM

What time is it?

[down] Both.

Edited by Bubblepig on Feb 4th 2023 at 4:50:14 AM

"CHICKEN JOCKEY!"
Bluethorn They're back! from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
They're back!
#114: Feb 1st 2023 at 4:11:17 AM

Would you like to see a magic trick?

Currently playing Yooka-Replaylee
Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#115: Feb 1st 2023 at 5:00:05 AM

Should I steal the Declaration of Independence like my hero Nicolas Cage?

[down] Anything for you, kitten 😈😈😈

Edited by Archsage on Feb 1st 2023 at 8:08:36 AM

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
Coock-atoo from Null Since: Jul, 2022
#116: Feb 1st 2023 at 5:06:52 AM

can you be my master daddy rawr UwU

I'm sorry.

[down] Up in my a—

Edited by Coock-atoo on Feb 1st 2023 at 4:56:48 PM

F
GrafVonTirol Same as it ever was from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
He's finally back to kick some... wait
#119: Feb 1st 2023 at 7:12:59 AM

How are you gentlemen!!

[down]For the last time, I am NOT Romeo!

Edited by JankyKong on Feb 2nd 2023 at 1:07:04 PM

musical euphoria
Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#120: Feb 1st 2023 at 7:13:44 AM

Romeo, Romeo... wherefore art thou, Romeo?

[down] Whyyyyyy, yes it is

Edited by Archsage on Feb 1st 2023 at 11:11:52 AM

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#121: Feb 1st 2023 at 7:14:32 AM

Is it Taisho Era secret time?

[down] Money.

Edited by Superjohn on Feb 2nd 2023 at 12:19:41 PM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
GrafVonTirol Same as it ever was from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
Same as it ever was
#122: Feb 1st 2023 at 7:25:10 AM

What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

[down] idgaf about the Oscars, but I think the film deserves all the awards this year! #MorbiusSweep

Edited by GrafVonTirol on Feb 2nd 2023 at 10:09:35 AM

Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#123: Feb 2nd 2023 at 10:05:34 AM

Is it morbin time yet?

[down] Me thanks to my superior weaponry

Edited by Archsage on Feb 2nd 2023 at 8:42:42 AM

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#124: Feb 2nd 2023 at 11:37:22 AM

Who would win in a fight? Lizzie Borden or Hellen Keller with her arms removed?

[down] I doubt it but he's got a good deep voice

Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Feb 2nd 2023 at 1:43:36 AM

CG for short
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#125: Feb 2nd 2023 at 11:52:26 AM

Is Rasputin a good singer?

[down] Probably not.tongue

Edited by Superjohn on Feb 2nd 2023 at 2:12:04 PM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"

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