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skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#251: Feb 14th 2023 at 12:19:44 AM

I mean, even if you become a vampire, we can still be friends, right?

[down] That pocket money doesn't grow on trees, does it?

Edited by skan123 on Feb 14th 2023 at 11:41:14 AM

Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#252: Feb 14th 2023 at 4:53:44 AM

Why is Sally selling seashells by the seashore?

[down] To escape me

Edited by Archsage on Feb 15th 2023 at 7:58:44 AM

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
kirbman Mamaf*cker! from The place Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#253: Feb 14th 2023 at 12:15:51 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[down]Because its a dumb animal who doesn't know it's dangerous.

Edited by kirbman on Feb 14th 2023 at 9:30:34 PM

clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#254: Feb 14th 2023 at 12:16:22 PM

Why did a cow cross a road?

[down]Because humans naturally grow slowly?

Edited by clemont107 on Feb 14th 2023 at 3:19:01 PM

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Bubblepig Rei from Tokyo (Apprentice) Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
#255: Feb 14th 2023 at 12:17:50 PM

Why can't I grow up so fast?

[down] Yes and it's stinks.

Edited by Bubblepig on Feb 14th 2023 at 12:52:44 PM

"Now it's starting to feel like a game!"
Coock-atoo from Null Since: Jul, 2022
#256: Feb 14th 2023 at 12:52:24 PM

Do you smell fear?

[down] I was sleeping.

Edited by Coock-atoo on Feb 14th 2023 at 10:43:22 AM

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NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#257: Feb 14th 2023 at 1:30:23 PM

Where were you on the night of January 16th?

[down]Because. Because because because because because because because because because.

Edited by NineTailedCat on Feb 14th 2023 at 1:32:36 AM

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
FernandoLemon Since: Aug, 2015
#258: Feb 14th 2023 at 1:30:27 PM

Why? Why why why why why why why why why?

[down] Joe.

Edited by FernandoLemon on Feb 14th 2023 at 6:47:36 AM

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#259: Feb 14th 2023 at 1:36:58 PM

Who let the dogs out?

[down](Brain short circuits)

Edited by Superjohn on Feb 14th 2023 at 4:03:41 AM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
Noaqiyeum we must dissent (it/they) from across the gulf of space (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
we must dissent (it/they)
#260: Feb 14th 2023 at 1:39:30 PM

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[down] Because all roads lead to Rome.

Edited by Noaqiyeum on Feb 14th 2023 at 9:42:56 AM

ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NO
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#261: Feb 14th 2023 at 1:40:43 PM

Why don't any highways go to Hawaii?

[down]Birds are a good choice for small white or blue fliers. Bees, on the other hand, are used to falsely justify direct damage in green.

Edited by NineTailedCat on Feb 14th 2023 at 1:43:16 AM

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Bubblepig Rei from Tokyo (Apprentice) Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
#262: Feb 14th 2023 at 1:41:49 PM

What is the birds and the bees?

[down] Because the plants hate the cold.

Edited by Bubblepig on Feb 14th 2023 at 10:45:06 AM

"Now it's starting to feel like a game!"
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#263: Feb 14th 2023 at 1:59:53 PM

Why are there no plants in Antarctica?

[down]Neither.

Edited by clemont107 on Feb 15th 2023 at 6:12:27 AM

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#264: Feb 14th 2023 at 11:43:42 PM

Would you take and eat the moon, or the sun?

[down] MY EYES! MY EYES!!!

Edited by skan123 on Feb 16th 2023 at 5:28:27 AM

Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#265: Feb 15th 2023 at 4:59:23 AM

Am I sexy or am I just plain ol boring ol hot?

[down] The floss, obviously

Edited by Archsage on Feb 15th 2023 at 8:02:33 AM

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#266: Feb 15th 2023 at 5:01:45 AM

What's the victory position?

[down]cult initiations are intense.

Edited by Superjohn on Feb 15th 2023 at 2:52:26 PM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#268: Feb 15th 2023 at 10:52:54 AM

Is your refrigerator running?

[down] Well, you still do "of in" the food whatever the hell that means, so it wouldn't be inaccurate.

Edited by GrafVonTirol on Feb 15th 2023 at 11:00:52 AM

Coock-atoo from Null Since: Jul, 2022
#269: Feb 15th 2023 at 10:54:48 AM

Why is it called an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[down] Because it's February, so it's still winter and the weather is still cold.

Edited by Coock-atoo on Feb 15th 2023 at 9:02:53 PM

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Bubblepig Rei from Tokyo (Apprentice) Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
#270: Feb 15th 2023 at 11:48:39 AM

How come my food became cold?

[down] No, this is Patrick!

Edited by Bubblepig on Feb 15th 2023 at 11:10:37 AM

"Now it's starting to feel like a game!"
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#271: Feb 15th 2023 at 11:59:14 AM

Are you a jellyfish?

[down]What type of bird?

Edited by clemont107 on Feb 15th 2023 at 3:01:44 PM

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#272: Feb 15th 2023 at 12:00:20 PM

Don't you know about the bird?

[down] No.

Edited by GrafVonTirol on Feb 15th 2023 at 2:40:56 AM

kirbman Mamaf*cker! from The place Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#273: Feb 15th 2023 at 12:07:51 PM

Have you ever?

[down]I'm pretty sure it's real life.

Edited by kirbman on Feb 15th 2023 at 10:00:32 AM

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#274: Feb 15th 2023 at 12:54:22 PM

Is this real life, or is it a fantasy?

[down]NEVER!

Edited by Superjohn on Feb 16th 2023 at 7:17:08 AM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#275: Feb 15th 2023 at 2:58:33 PM

Do you yield?

[down] Hyrule

Edited by GrafVonTirol on Feb 15th 2023 at 3:40:57 AM


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