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clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#226: Feb 11th 2023 at 5:49:53 AM

Has your avatar gone Ax-Crazy at least once before?

[down]Up is the opposite of down.

Edited by clemont107 on Feb 11th 2023 at 9:56:07 AM

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#227: Feb 11th 2023 at 6:53:13 AM

Ehhhh... what's up, doc?

[down]I would say... OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!!!

Edited by skan123 on Feb 11th 2023 at 11:45:34 AM

kirbman Mamaf*cker! from The place Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#228: Feb 11th 2023 at 2:16:36 PM

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[down]The universe collapses in on itself.

Edited by kirbman on Feb 11th 2023 at 12:18:07 PM

Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#229: Feb 11th 2023 at 3:15:29 PM

What happens if a Kirby eats another Kirby?

[down] Just like me, they long to be... wait, that doesn't rhyme.

Edited by Bluethorn on Feb 11th 2023 at 6:32:15 AM

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#230: Feb 11th 2023 at 6:17:30 PM

Where do birds go when it rains?

[down]You could always donate it to Goodwill if you don't have any other use for it.

Edited by NineTailedCat on Feb 11th 2023 at 8:16:05 AM

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#231: Feb 11th 2023 at 6:30:18 PM

What do I do with this dead body I found in my attic?

[down]IDK, wacky hijinks?🤷

Edited by Superjohn on Feb 11th 2023 at 8:33:23 AM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#232: Feb 11th 2023 at 6:31:01 PM

What would happen if we switched personalities?

[down]Peter's Neighbor, I think.

Edited by clemont107 on Feb 11th 2023 at 10:38:19 AM

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Electrite Damnably Inscrutable from Solla Sollew (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Damnably Inscrutable
#233: Feb 11th 2023 at 7:37:40 PM

Who's joe

[down] Certainly, comrade

Edited by Electrite on Feb 23rd 2023 at 4:37:31 AM

fun fact: pro tip: breaking news: life hack: i can't find a good signature
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#234: Feb 11th 2023 at 11:42:58 PM

Have you ever broken the celery stalk on the back of a sea urchin?

[down] Depends. Who are you out to defeat?

Edited by skan123 on Feb 12th 2023 at 1:22:06 AM

Noaqiyeum we must dissent (it/they) from across the gulf of space (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
we must dissent (it/they)
#235: Feb 12th 2023 at 12:13:22 AM

Which of you is Rosencrantz and which is Guildenstern?

[down] He was told to "go to the store, and while you're there buy some milk" and now he's stuck in a do-while loop.

Edited by Noaqiyeum on Feb 12th 2023 at 3:38:20 PM

ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NO
Bubblepig Rei from Tokyo (Apprentice) Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
#236: Feb 12th 2023 at 7:26:01 PM

Why is dad didn't come home after getting milk?

[down] Card games on pool.

Edited by Bubblepig on Feb 12th 2023 at 9:39:29 AM

"Now it's starting to feel like a game!"
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#237: Feb 12th 2023 at 7:50:11 PM

Card games on motorcycles?

[down] Same place as always

Edited by GrafVonTirol on Feb 13th 2023 at 2:16:28 AM

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#238: Feb 12th 2023 at 8:26:25 PM

Where were you on may 19th?

[down]Nope.

Edited by Superjohn on Feb 13th 2023 at 8:27:16 AM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#239: Feb 13th 2023 at 1:34:13 AM

Ignore.

Edited by skan123 on Feb 13th 2023 at 1:35:06 AM

skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#240: Feb 13th 2023 at 1:34:40 AM

Can you say "severe neurotoxicity"? If yes, say it in Spanish too.

[down] Quite frankly, your question is Supercalifragilisticexpa...Supercalifo... Superci... Wha?

Edited by skan123 on Feb 14th 2023 at 12:17:37 PM

clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#241: Feb 13th 2023 at 3:40:05 AM

Most complicated words in the world?

[down]I have no idea.

Edited by clemont107 on Feb 13th 2023 at 8:10:28 AM

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#242: Feb 13th 2023 at 5:09:52 AM

What the hell is Obama's last name?

[down] Who the hell wouldn't?

Edited by Archsage on Feb 13th 2023 at 10:06:39 AM

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
Coock-atoo from Null Since: Jul, 2022
#243: Feb 13th 2023 at 5:32:08 AM

Do you think Ben Shapiro secretly has a crush on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ('s feets) ?

[down] 1000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000 tons.

Edited by Coock-atoo on Feb 13th 2023 at 4:30:35 PM

F
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#244: Feb 13th 2023 at 6:29:05 AM

How much TNT would be needed to blow up America?

[down]Cause I'm a rebel bitch!

Edited by Superjohn on Feb 13th 2023 at 5:32:43 AM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
kirbman Mamaf*cker! from The place Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#245: Feb 13th 2023 at 1:06:37 PM

Don't you know you can't answer a rhetorical question?

[down]His one leg is just as long.

Edited by kirbman on Feb 13th 2023 at 10:25:29 AM

Noaqiyeum we must dissent (it/they) from across the gulf of space (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
we must dissent (it/they)
#246: Feb 13th 2023 at 1:24:26 PM

What's the difference between a dog?

[down] Seventeen? Is this a trick question?

Edited by Noaqiyeum on Feb 14th 2023 at 10:58:11 AM

ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NO
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#247: Feb 13th 2023 at 1:27:18 PM

How many legs does a horse have?

[down]Graham's number, for ones people actually use. There are an infinite number of numbers greater than it, but they don't really come up.

Edited by NineTailedCat on Feb 13th 2023 at 2:00:26 AM

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#248: Feb 13th 2023 at 1:31:27 PM

Greatest numbers ever?

[down]Technically fictional people, since they are not real people and thus have no intelligence in real life.

Edited by clemont107 on Feb 13th 2023 at 4:39:02 AM

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Bubblepig Rei from Tokyo (Apprentice) Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
#249: Feb 13th 2023 at 1:32:45 PM

World's stupidest person in the world?

[down] You become stronger.

Edited by Bubblepig on Feb 14th 2023 at 12:17:34 PM

"Now it's starting to feel like a game!"
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#250: Feb 13th 2023 at 9:02:22 PM

What happens if I punch my dick?

[down]Nope(bites you).

Edited by Superjohn on Feb 14th 2023 at 3:37:56 AM

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"

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