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mr_c Thing unspeakable from Sotland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Thing unspeakable
#201: Sep 16th 2022 at 8:01:40 AM

16/09/2022: Security still haven't gotten back to me, and now management and management is asking me all sorts of ridiculous questions.

No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#202: Sep 16th 2022 at 8:26:46 AM

9/16/2022

Some lady, goes by Winona, showed up in our building's lobby to clock in for the day. When I asked her who she was, she was shocked that I "forgot the face of someone who's been working at the company longer than I have". There's just one problem: there's never been a 'Winona' in the employ of our department.

~Oopity

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#203: Sep 16th 2022 at 8:34:11 AM

9/16/22

Don't worry, Slime Bob is beating her up as we type. Fraud tried to get us to pay her the equivalent of the CEO's pay.

~CardboardBot

Edited by CardboardBot on Sep 16th 2022 at 6:34:30 PM

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
J08 The Lamb from The Cult Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The Lamb
#204: Sep 16th 2022 at 8:45:43 AM

9/16/22

I've decided I shall enter the shafts and return with information. Wish me luck.

-J08

Praise the Lamb!
Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#205: Sep 16th 2022 at 8:48:05 AM

9/16/22

I found Sexy!Bob snooping on... certain websites. I think we need to take his internet privileges away.

~Archsage

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#206: Sep 16th 2022 at 8:56:40 AM

09/16/22

oh_no_not_again.jpg

-Dvorak

Edited by dvorak on Sep 16th 2022 at 8:57:12 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
moefoxes Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
#207: Sep 16th 2022 at 10:57:16 AM

9/16/22

Who unlocked all of my desk drawers and left everything intact except my pistachios? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Actually, I am mad. Fess up.

- Moe

Inconsistently active.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#208: Sep 16th 2022 at 11:05:06 AM

09/16/22

I'm putting in a work order to have the locks on all of our desks changed. They got my snacks too.

-dvorak

Edited by dvorak on Sep 16th 2022 at 11:05:16 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#209: Sep 16th 2022 at 11:31:02 AM

9/16/2022

I'm authorizing access to the emergency snack supply I keep in my lab fridge. You do have to brave the giant spiders to get to it, but we're making good progress with them; they've only bitten three people today.

-Chloe Jessica

Edited by ChloeJessica on Sep 16th 2022 at 11:31:11 AM

OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#210: Sep 16th 2022 at 11:31:39 AM

9/16/2022

I looked outside to find a "JAKE IS A SHIT BOSS" banner above the front door. I have questioned the Bobs about this. None of them know anything.

~Oopity

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#211: Sep 16th 2022 at 11:38:20 AM

9/16/22

I thought we got rid of the giant spiders.

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ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#212: Sep 16th 2022 at 11:41:57 AM

9/16/2022

Dammit, Back, we talked about this. If we get rid of the spiders, not only is that months of work down the drain, we'll have to repay the considerable funding given to us by the client. And that's the best-case scenario. We really do not want this guy to Sauron - er, sour on us. It's not Sauron don't check the invoices.

-Chloe Jessica

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#213: Sep 16th 2022 at 11:47:04 AM

9/16/22

Since when are we in the business of making giant spiders for evil overlords? I sealed up the basement for a fucking reason and you decide to open it up again to do unethical genetic engineering!

-BackSet1

Edited by BackSet1 on Sep 16th 2022 at 2:47:10 PM

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ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#214: Sep 16th 2022 at 11:49:52 AM

9/16/2022

Unethical genetic engineering that paid for your Christmas bonus last year and doubled the contents of your IRA this year, so unless you want to give that back, button it.

-Chloe Jessica

Edited by ChloeJessica on Sep 16th 2022 at 11:50:03 AM

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#216: Sep 16th 2022 at 11:55:31 AM

9/16/2022

Am not. Bob would have fed you to the giant spiders weeks ago. He tried, in fact. You're welcome.

-Chloe Jessica

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#217: Sep 16th 2022 at 11:57:02 AM

9/16/22

Fuck it! I'm shutting it down! And before you try to take away my bonus, the jokes on you. I already spent it all.

-BackSet1

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ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#218: Sep 16th 2022 at 11:58:47 AM

9/16/2022

All employees be advised that BackSet is attempting to shut down an authorized TropeCo project through unauthorized means. The lab is in lockdown. No one gets in or out.

-Chloe Jessica

Edited by ChloeJessica on Sep 16th 2022 at 12:06:15 PM

CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#219: Sep 16th 2022 at 12:01:17 PM

9/16/22

Every second you're not running BackSet1, Slime Bob is getting closer.

~CardboardBot

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
mr_c Thing unspeakable from Sotland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Thing unspeakable
#220: Sep 16th 2022 at 12:09:26 PM

16/09/2022: Hey, sorry I was so late; management seems to have gone crazy. What did I— Oh.

Ahem. Anyway, there's something at the bottom of the no. 3 lift shaft that I'm not allowed to know about. I've been transferred to a different department, and the no. 3 lift is now out of service until further notice. I don't know how much longer I can trust this company. Anyway, someone should get in touch with management about the small civil war that appears to have started over the bio-lab. Anyway, I'm off to get the cache from my desk before they lock me out again. My cans had better be there.

~Mr. C.

No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#221: Sep 16th 2022 at 12:59:09 PM

9/16/22

So... one of the Spiders bit someone... should we keep an eye on them and make sure they don't turn into Spider-Man or something. Wait, are these things venomous?

-BackSet1

Edited by BackSet1 on Sep 16th 2022 at 3:59:15 PM

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ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#222: Sep 16th 2022 at 1:04:41 PM

9/16/2022

Of course they're venomous. Equally of course, we've made a bunch of antivenin. Send em on down to sickbay, they'll be fine.

-Chloe Jessica

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#223: Sep 16th 2022 at 1:12:30 PM

9/16/22

Seriously, why did we make these? We do Tropes not genetic engineering! We didn't even start the Giant Spider Lab, it came with the building (which explains why it was so cheap).

Speaking of, I spotted Bob building a skyscraper-sized Pumpkin Chucker. I think he wants to launch the building again and we had enough trouble finding a new building last time.

-BackSet1

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#224: Sep 16th 2022 at 1:19:43 PM

09/16/22

The spiders webbed the door to my office shut. This wouldn't have been so bad if they didn't also stick the Succubus to the door so I can't just cut through it. Please have maintenance come around and fix it.

-dvorak

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#225: Sep 16th 2022 at 1:21:42 PM

9/16/2022

Wasn't the spiders. They haven't left the lab, I have video footage to prove it. Someone (Bob) is playing silly buggers.

-Chloe Jessica


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