If something crazy or illegal happens at the offices of Trope Co., they are to be logged here.
Persons of Interest
if you need a reference.
9/15/22
Some assholes are trying to prevent me from getting snacks that are rightfully mine and also threatening murder.
-Sothis
9/15/22
Sothis has somehow gotten access to the Incident Report form. I have no idea how.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald9/15/22
I don't have a father, idiot. I reproduce asexually. Side note: really, attempted child murder? The moral irredeemability of that action is immense.
-Sothis
9/15/22
Can somebody cut off Sothis' access to the forms?
Edited by BackSet1 on Sep 15th 2022 at 12:55:03 PM
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald9/15/2022
Wait, how the fuck did Bob castrate your...did he get the wrong guy, find something he shouldn't have or go to an alternate universe? Fuck it, getting the fresco knife. If you dare steal a snack again I'll make sure you suffer.
~CardboardBot
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.9/15/22
Please leave my computer alone. I've had to change the password 5 times already.
9/15/22
UPDATE: Make that 6.
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald9/15/2022
I caught Bob trying to flirt with Dorothea, despite her asking him to stop, for the 10th time this week. I tried spraying him away with a water bottle, but he liked it...
~Archsage
Edited by Archsage on Sep 15th 2022 at 2:52:05 PM
Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.9/15/22
Bob seems to have split into three.
Unknown if cloning or multiverse shenanigans are involved. Either way we should get rid of them before all hell breaks loose.
9/15/22
Wait, so Bob didn't turn into that weird goop thing and instead just brought that version of himself here...the one he brought seemed to have been made by TV Tropes instead of having a life of his own.
~CardboardBot
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.15/09/2022: The lab team are making good progress on the bottles. We aren't quite sure what they are yet, but we think they're some sort of perry. All we know for sure is that they are both alcoholic and very, very sweet.
While we're on the subject, the security team still haven't gotten back to me about those shafts. I think I saw one of them talking to the MD earlier. There's something they're not telling me.
~Mr. C.
No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.9/15/2022
I accidentally locked myself out of the incident log for several days. Had to go to IT to fix it, which means I was within fifty feet of Bob, so I'm claiming standard Bob exposure hazard pay.
i accidentally unfollowed the thread and just now noticed...
9/16/22
Three of my lemurs were missing this morning. Their cages were still locked, but the lemurs had been replaced by life-sized standees of Boy George, George Michael, and Michael Bolton.
I know I said in my last memo that I wanted people to stop leaving the cages open. I feel like the point has been missed here. It's not the cages being left open that's the problem, it's the lemurs going missing and forcing me to go into the All Gender Bathroom to get them back. Yes, I know that's where they're going. Doesn't make it any easier for me to find them.
-apocalemur

9/15/2022
A nice thought but don't forget Sothis is literally a Goddess.... or just a really strong alien... or both... its complicated.
-Archsage
Edited by Archsage on Sep 15th 2022 at 12:44:59 PM
Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.