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Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#176: Sep 15th 2022 at 9:44:31 AM

9/15/2022

A nice thought but don't forget Sothis is literally a Goddess.... or just a really strong alien... or both... its complicated.

-Archsage

Edited by Archsage on Sep 15th 2022 at 12:44:59 PM

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#177: Sep 15th 2022 at 9:48:38 AM

9/15/2022

Bob fucking castrated her dad...after she was made. Dam it. K, fine. Bob's gonna mutilate her here and now.

~CardboardBot

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#178: Sep 15th 2022 at 9:50:08 AM

9/15/22

Some assholes are trying to prevent me from getting snacks that are rightfully mine and also threatening murder.

-Sothis

9/15/22

Sothis has somehow gotten access to the Incident Report form. I have no idea how.

-BackSet1

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Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#179: Sep 15th 2022 at 9:51:42 AM

9/15/2022

UPDATE: Bob has been hit in the face with a meteor... he didn't die, sadly. He's now getting treatment in the ER.

-Archsage

Edited by Archsage on Sep 15th 2022 at 12:51:56 PM

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#180: Sep 15th 2022 at 9:53:58 AM

9/15/22

I don't have a father, idiot. I reproduce asexually. Side note: really, attempted child murder? The moral irredeemability of that action is immense.

-Sothis

9/15/22

Can somebody cut off Sothis' access to the forms?

-BackSet1

Edited by BackSet1 on Sep 15th 2022 at 12:55:03 PM

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Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#181: Sep 15th 2022 at 9:56:33 AM

9/15/22

I caught Sothis raiding the fridge again. This time she was also messing with BackSet1's computer.

-Archsage

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#182: Sep 15th 2022 at 9:58:25 AM

9/15/2022

Wait, how the fuck did Bob castrate your...did he get the wrong guy, find something he shouldn't have or go to an alternate universe? Fuck it, getting the fresco knife. If you dare steal a snack again I'll make sure you suffer.

~CardboardBot

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#184: Sep 15th 2022 at 10:02:34 AM

9/15/2022

UPDATE: Sothis saw me with BackSet1's computer and is now chasing me down the hall yelling that she'll sick the Immaculate One on me.

-Archsage

Edited by Archsage on Sep 15th 2022 at 1:03:23 PM

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#185: Sep 15th 2022 at 10:04:51 AM

9/15/22

Please leave my computer alone. I've had to change the password 5 times already.

-BackSet1

9/15/22

UPDATE: Make that 6.

-BackSet1

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OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#186: Sep 15th 2022 at 10:34:34 AM

9/15/2022

There. Just buried both halves of the door fresco. We'll see if it reappears in the building tomorrow.

~Oopity

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#187: Sep 15th 2022 at 11:51:23 AM

9/15/2022

I caught Bob trying to flirt with Dorothea, despite her asking him to stop, for the 10th time this week. I tried spraying him away with a water bottle, but he liked it...

~Archsage

Edited by Archsage on Sep 15th 2022 at 2:52:05 PM

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#188: Sep 15th 2022 at 11:53:45 AM

9/15/22

God knows how many kinks and fetishes he has considering the fact he's yellow goop in TVT themed armor...

~CardboardBot

Yes, I said what he is. I know I said I wouldn't.

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#189: Sep 15th 2022 at 12:40:02 PM

9/15/22

Bob seems to have split into three. Unknown if cloning or multiverse shenanigans are involved. Either way we should get rid of them before all hell breaks loose.

-BackSet1

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CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#190: Sep 15th 2022 at 12:42:26 PM

9/15/22

Wait, so Bob didn't turn into that weird goop thing and instead just brought that version of himself here...the one he brought seemed to have been made by TV Tropes instead of having a life of his own.

~CardboardBot

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#191: Sep 15th 2022 at 12:45:27 PM

9/15/2022

THERE’s AN EXTRA BOB IN THE BASEMENT, Anyway, this has been your daily update.

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#192: Sep 15th 2022 at 1:13:20 PM

09/15/22

So that's where my lunch went.

-Dvorak

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
mr_c Thing unspeakable from Sotland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Thing unspeakable
#193: Sep 15th 2022 at 1:39:23 PM

15/09/2022: The lab team are making good progress on the bottles. We aren't quite sure what they are yet, but we think they're some sort of perry. All we know for sure is that they are both alcoholic and very, very sweet.

While we're on the subject, the security team still haven't gotten back to me about those shafts. I think I saw one of them talking to the MD earlier. There's something they're not telling me.

~Mr. C.

No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.
ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#194: Sep 15th 2022 at 9:26:47 PM

9/15/2022

I accidentally locked myself out of the incident log for several days. Had to go to IT to fix it, which means I was within fifty feet of Bob, so I'm claiming standard Bob exposure hazard pay.

-Chloe Jessica

i accidentally unfollowed the thread and just now noticed...

CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#195: Sep 15th 2022 at 9:33:44 PM

9/15/22

Which Bob? It's a different amount for each one.

~CardboardBot

Edited by CardboardBot on Sep 15th 2022 at 7:33:54 PM

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
apocalemur Behold, the Beast. from My house (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Look at all the lonely people
Behold, the Beast.
#196: Sep 16th 2022 at 5:01:46 AM

9/16/22

Three of my lemurs were missing this morning. Their cages were still locked, but the lemurs had been replaced by life-sized standees of Boy George, George Michael, and Michael Bolton.

I know I said in my last memo that I wanted people to stop leaving the cages open. I feel like the point has been missed here. It's not the cages being left open that's the problem, it's the lemurs going missing and forcing me to go into the All Gender Bathroom to get them back. Yes, I know that's where they're going. Doesn't make it any easier for me to find them.

-apocalemur

Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#197: Sep 16th 2022 at 5:02:27 AM

9/16/22

I caught Sexy!Bob flirting with the other Bobs.... I don't really know if this violates any rules since they're all technically the same person, but I still feel the need to report it.

~Archsage

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#198: Sep 16th 2022 at 5:05:12 AM

9/16/22

Slime Bob is getting the same knife he used to castrate Sothis's "father"...should we stop him?

~CardboardBot

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#199: Sep 16th 2022 at 7:50:40 AM

9/16/22

Someone changed my computer password. I had to post this report on my phone.

~Oopity

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#200: Sep 16th 2022 at 7:59:57 AM

9/16/22

I saw Generic!Bob writing Sothis x Viridi fanfic while I was on my lunch break. I tried confronting him on this, but we was too fast.

~Archsage

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.

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