If something crazy or illegal happens at the offices of Trope Co., they are to be logged here.
Persons of Interest
if you need a reference.
3/27/2023
I have no idea what happened. I heard a loud crashing sound and now there's a giant crater behind the building, where the town with that awesome ice cream shop used to be. I've questioned Bob about it, but he claims to know nothing.
~Oopity
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams3/27/23
> Be me
> Remember to check my mailbox for the first time in ages
> The little red arm-swingy-dealy thing or whatever it is called is flipped up
> Look inside
> It's a game?
> No info about developer, age rating, console, or anything else on the box. Just a little green house logo and the words "SBURB" and "BETA"
> tropetansuspicious.jpeg
Should I play it??
- Moe
Inconsistently active.3/29/2023
I caught one of the interns snooping around the building just now. He told me he was looking for, "particle disintegration guns" and that, "some guy named Bob asked me to get one." Point is, Bob's going to find out about whatever equipment we have to keep hidden from him if we mention it here.
~Oopity
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams3/30/23
I couldn't find the particle disintegration guns so I just took the disc out of the box and stomped on the stupid thing until it was broken into small enough pieces to fit in cake batter without making it so crunchy that people notice. If you find a cake in my office, DON'T eat it. It's for a super top secret project and may or may not contain at least one carcinogen.
- Moe
Inconsistently active.3/30/2023
It appears Dvorak has forgotten about this log. I suspect Bob may have erased his memories. Anyone who claims not to know about this log is to report to the auditorium on floor 6 for a screening of the "How To File an Incident Report" tutorial video.
~Oopity
Edit: oh shit.
Edited by OopityDoop on Mar 31st 2023 at 12:16:52 PM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams04/01/23
A criminal has broken into the building, stole precious tropes, let Bob do anything he want, and let all the dogs out...is what I would be saying if I were you guys! Have fun! You really need better security, they're idiots.
~ Triangle
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.4/1/23
My Ferrari has been replaced by a clown car. Every single one of the cars in the parking lot have been replaced with clown cars. When asked about this phenomenon, Bob, who was removing his luggage from one of the clown cars, refused to comment. Commencing a further investigation.
-Pogakure
Edited by Pogakure on Apr 1st 2023 at 11:53:42 AM
Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat04/01/23
And mine's pancaked under a shipping container. Insurance ain't cover that!
-Dvorak
Edited by dvorak on Apr 1st 2023 at 7:45:04 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!4/2/2023
I was headed to the break room to grab my lunch when I saw balloons and streamers everywhere, a huge cake on the table, and a banner hanging from the ceiling reading, "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!" Bob jumped out from behind the fridge and yelled, "SURPRISE!" Wait a minute. Is today the 1 year anniversary of the day Dvorak, BackSet, and I started writing rules for Bob, and he's celebrating that? That would explain the three presents in the corner.
~Oopity
Edited by OopityDoop on Apr 3rd 2023 at 8:44:04 AM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams4/3/2023
I figured out what was up with Wanbo. It wasn't full of viruses, but 14 terabytes of H-games, and not even the good kind. Also, since Bob wasn't the one to clean the robo dog thing he can't keep it.
~Oopity
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams04/03/23
Wanbo is not available for "research purposes." Just admit you want to see what games Bob downloaded to the robot dog.
-Dvorak
PS, No, Bob, you may not have them back. You're not supposed to have them, remember?
Edited by dvorak on Feb 11th 2024 at 8:19:46 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!4/3/2023
You think I wanted to know what kinds of unspeakable horrors Bob could have placed on Wanbo? I spent pretty much the whole morning repeatedly moving files into the recycle bin on a spare computer and emptying it. I will admit I opened one of the games, but closed it 3 seconds in after being greeted with what I can only describe as a screen full of H-game Squick. Anyone who's into that crap needs therapy is all I can say.
~Oopity
Edited by OopityDoop on Apr 3rd 2023 at 11:34:37 AM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams

3/22/2023
Fuck you Big Steve from the Trope Co. incident log!
-Sam
3/22/2023
Can someone tell me what this message is doing here?
~Oopity
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams