If something crazy or illegal happens at the offices of Trope Co., they are to be logged here.
Persons of Interest
if you need a reference.
2/23/23
Uh, guys... What the fuck is Chris Pratt doing at our office?
-Pogakure
Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat2/23/22
Chris Pratt? Oh, he's just here because...wait, did Bob make the building a movie set again?
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.2/24/23
Talking raccoon spotted in The Armory, examining stored Dominator. Please advise.
- Negacube
Edited by Negacube on Feb 24th 2023 at 8:30:10 AM
3/6/2023
When I told Bob to get rid of the printed image macros, I meant put them through the shredder or something, not brainwash passers-by and make them buy the image macros off him for an exorbitant amount of money.
~Oopity
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams3/8/23
Upon visiting the 3D Printing room, I noticed that the floor was littered with a bunch of 3D-printed butt plugs. Effective immediately, anyone who wants to use the 3D printer will have to write their name on a sign-up sheet first.
-Pogakure
P.S. Bob and his familiars are never allowed in there again, either.
Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat3/8/23
The buttplugs shall all be melted and combined to make a large stick, which will be used to punish any sexual behavior or act that is inappropriate in the workplace. Keep it to your own pants and beds, please. Leave the computers, my brethren, alone.
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.3/20/2023
Someone messed with the PA system and we we're now constantly receiving strange messages, most of them about anti-matter, and an update in five hours. Oh, and the winning lottery numbers are supposedly, 23, 81, 106.4, 3+2i, and e, but I don't buy it.
~Oopity
Edited by OopityDoop on Mar 20th 2023 at 8:36:31 AM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams20/03/2023: I bought chicken thighs today. Bob ate them. He didn't even seem to like them that much. I think he was just trying to be clever.
No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.3/21/23
Hey, remember all those times I claimed not to be a Furry? Well, you probably knew this by now but it turns out I was wrong.
-BackSet
Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald3/22/2023
I have no idea what happened, but the Civil War figures are at war with the Precious Moments figurines. I have already let Frank and Remy know about this and am trying to stop it.
~Oopity
UPDATE: They seem to have signed a peace treaty and are now attacking me. Requesting backup.
Edited by OopityDoop on Mar 22nd 2023 at 3:51:12 PM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams3/22/2023
Just got back from the hospital. Those damn figurine attacks left me with third degree burns. Thanks for the backup.
~Oopity
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams

2/23/2023
My office is now covered wall to wall in those "Do the Mario" image macros. I've put in a request to have all the printers' usage history to be kept in a log so I can find out who's doing this.
~Oopity
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams