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OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#801: Feb 23rd 2023 at 2:51:42 AM

2/23/2023

My office is now covered wall to wall in those "Do the Mario" image macros. I've put in a request to have all the printers' usage history to be kept in a log so I can find out who's doing this.

~Oopity

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#802: Feb 23rd 2023 at 4:15:30 AM

2/23/23

Uh, guys... What the fuck is Chris Pratt doing at our office?

-Pogakure

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#803: Feb 23rd 2023 at 10:09:06 AM

2/23/22

Chris Pratt? Oh, he's just here because...wait, did Bob make the building a movie set again?

- Cardboard Bot

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#804: Feb 23rd 2023 at 10:25:19 AM

2/23/23

Of course he did. He's Bob.

-NXPY

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
moefoxes Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
#805: Feb 23rd 2023 at 10:29:46 AM

2/23/23

I guess that's why I saw Chris Pratt looking through my office window. He was just standing there...menacingly!

- Moe

Inconsistently active.
apocalemur Behold, the Beast. from My house (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Look at all the lonely people
Behold, the Beast.
#806: Feb 23rd 2023 at 4:48:13 PM

2/23/23

Well, I guess that explains the blue Velociraptor and the talking raccoon I passed in the hallway.

-Apocalemur

Negacube Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
#807: Feb 24th 2023 at 5:29:41 PM

2/24/23

Talking raccoon spotted in The Armory, examining stored Dominator. Please advise.

- Negacube

Edited by Negacube on Feb 24th 2023 at 8:30:10 AM

nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#808: Feb 24th 2023 at 8:59:07 PM

2/24/23

Give it to me so I can befri-...I mean, contain it.

-NXPY

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#809: Feb 27th 2023 at 9:10:10 AM

2/27/23

Someone needs to stop Bob from killing this thread.

~Archsage

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#810: Feb 27th 2023 at 12:01:10 PM

2/27/23

Permission to kill Bob with my new raccoon friend?

-NXPY

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
moefoxes Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
#811: Feb 28th 2023 at 5:58:12 AM

2/28/23

Denied.

- Moe

Inconsistently active.
nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#812: Feb 28th 2023 at 6:34:19 AM

2/28/23

This is just an audio of someone crying.

-NXPY

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#813: Mar 2nd 2023 at 12:31:02 PM

03/02/23

Who let Bob have free reign over Server Room no.3? HR is going to rake him over the coals for what he's done to the place. That is, if IT doesn't get him first.

-Dvorak

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#814: Mar 6th 2023 at 8:08:29 AM

3/6/2023

When I told Bob to get rid of the printed image macros, I meant put them through the shredder or something, not brainwash passers-by and make them buy the image macros off him for an exorbitant amount of money.

~Oopity

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#815: Mar 8th 2023 at 4:29:46 AM

3/8/23

Upon visiting the 3D Printing room, I noticed that the floor was littered with a bunch of 3D-printed butt plugs. Effective immediately, anyone who wants to use the 3D printer will have to write their name on a sign-up sheet first.

-Pogakure

P.S. Bob and his familiars are never allowed in there again, either.

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#816: Mar 8th 2023 at 9:04:14 AM

3/8/23

The buttplugs shall all be melted and combined to make a large stick, which will be used to punish any sexual behavior or act that is inappropriate in the workplace. Keep it to your own pants and beds, please. Leave the computers, my brethren, alone.

Cardboard Bot

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#817: Mar 16th 2023 at 5:54:06 PM

3/16/2023

It's been 8 days and we're STILL finding butt plugs around the building. Just who the HELL had the time to do this?

~Oopity

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#818: Mar 20th 2023 at 5:36:01 AM

3/20/2023

Someone messed with the PA system and we we're now constantly receiving strange messages, most of them about anti-matter, and an update in five hours. Oh, and the winning lottery numbers are supposedly, 23, 81, 106.4, 3+2i, and e, but I don't buy it.

~Oopity

Edited by OopityDoop on Mar 20th 2023 at 8:36:31 AM

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
mr_c Thing unspeakable from Sotland Since: Jul, 2020 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Thing unspeakable
#819: Mar 20th 2023 at 3:20:09 PM

20/03/2023: I bought chicken thighs today. Bob ate them. He didn't even seem to like them that much. I think he was just trying to be clever.

No, you cannot, in fact, panic now.
TheLivingDrawing Lucas the Dreamer from The Town of Clayton Since: Apr, 2019 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Lucas the Dreamer
#820: Mar 20th 2023 at 3:24:00 PM

03/20/2023: I had to had to get my manager because a group of interns decided to spend their lunch break firing civil war cannons.

Once Upon A Time.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#821: Mar 21st 2023 at 7:49:29 PM

3/21/23

Hey, remember all those times I claimed not to be a Furry? Well, you probably knew this by now but it turns out I was wrong.

-BackSet

Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#822: Mar 22nd 2023 at 12:50:45 AM

3/22/2023

I have no idea what happened, but the Civil War figures are at war with the Precious Moments figurines. I have already let Frank and Remy know about this and am trying to stop it.

~Oopity

UPDATE: They seem to have signed a peace treaty and are now attacking me. Requesting backup.

Edited by OopityDoop on Mar 22nd 2023 at 3:51:12 PM

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#823: Mar 22nd 2023 at 8:57:48 AM

3/22/2023

Just got back from the hospital. Those damn figurine attacks left me with third degree burns. Thanks for the backup.

~Oopity

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
moefoxes Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
#824: Mar 22nd 2023 at 9:24:05 AM

3/22/23

Why do we even have Precious Moments in here anyway? Is there a friendly old lady who collects them in here or something?

- Moe

Inconsistently active.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#825: Mar 22nd 2023 at 10:15:12 AM

03/22/23

Remy collects them. And yes, she is a "friendly old lady," as you put it.

Edited by dvorak on Mar 22nd 2023 at 10:15:24 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!

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