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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#326: Sep 21st 2022 at 3:14:22 PM

9/21/22

Fucking hell. Should I call in Doom Guy or something.

-BackSet1

Edited by BackSet1 on Sep 21st 2022 at 6:14:31 AM

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ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#327: Sep 21st 2022 at 3:52:49 PM

9/21/2022

I say we throw all the Bobs at him except the original. It could kill two birds — or rather hundreds of Bobs plus an anomalous juggernaut — with one stone, and has virtually no chance of going wrong whatsoever.

Also, J08 hasn't been near my lab, so I don't know what he's talking about when he says "all of R&D". Maybe I've been exiled or something.

-Chloe Jessica

J08 The Lamb from The Cult Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The Lamb
#328: Sep 21st 2022 at 3:59:50 PM

9/21/22

Australium boosts strength AND intelligence. As long as I go after nameless researchers, my chance of being stopped goes down as I'm not attacking a main character.

-J 0 8

Praise the Lamb!
ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#329: Sep 21st 2022 at 4:14:59 PM

9/21/2022

Noted, thanks for the info. BackSet, Archsage, make your way to my lab. I'll outfit the three of us to go after J08 using the latest from the Plot Armor and Purposely Overpowered departments.

-Chloe Jessica

J08 The Lamb from The Cult Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The Lamb
#330: Sep 21st 2022 at 5:31:42 PM

9/21/22

How did the australium not warn- OHHH, Bob threw an Idiot Ball at me and I didn't notice. Well, guess I'm screwed. Eh, I'll go ahead and spend the last bit of my time with my power wisely. I'm going to go and find every Bob I can before I go down. I'm gonna crush their skulls!

Praise the Lamb!
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#331: Sep 21st 2022 at 9:49:43 PM

09/21/22

I'm OK with J08 running around killing Bobs until he tires himself out...

-Dvorak

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#332: Sep 22nd 2022 at 9:53:01 AM

9/22/2022

Speaking of, the Foundation finally managed to subdue Strong Bob. They're now taking on Tarnished Bob.

~Oopity

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#333: Sep 22nd 2022 at 9:58:52 AM

9/22/2022

A warning to the team taking on Tarnished Bob. The Scarlet Rot is incredibly deadly and infects people incredibly easily. I recommend killing him. Trying to subdue and capture him is too risky. We dont want the Rot escaping the Lands Between.

~Archsage

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
J08 The Lamb from The Cult Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The Lamb
#334: Sep 22nd 2022 at 10:17:14 AM

9/22/22

I AM GOING TO RIP THE CRIMSON ROT OUT OF HIM AND EAT IT WHOLE!

~ J 0 8

Praise the Lamb!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#335: Sep 22nd 2022 at 10:42:47 AM

9/22/22

Sir, this isn't our first rodeo. We've dealt with anomalous infections before and we'll deal with them again.

-MTF-####

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Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#336: Sep 22nd 2022 at 10:44:17 AM

9/22/22

Indeed, but dont forget the Scarlet Rot is an Outer God's blessing. Its not just some zombie virus, there's Divine Will backing it up.

~Archsage

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#337: Sep 22nd 2022 at 10:51:10 AM

9/22/22

Divine, anomalous. Same difference. If we got scared at every single thing that claimed to be godly, we wouldn't be very good at our jobs.

-MTF-####

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Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#338: Sep 22nd 2022 at 10:52:20 AM

9/22/22

True, but the Scarlet Rot does have the power to make someone a Physical God so its not a stretch to call the living source of it an actual God.

~Archsage

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#339: Sep 22nd 2022 at 10:54:11 AM

9/22/22

New target added to Hunter's journal.

~[UNKNOWN]

9/22/22

Uh. What.

~CardboardBot

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#340: Sep 22nd 2022 at 10:57:11 AM

9/22/22

On the record, if anyone attempts to "contain" me, it will not end well.

-Sothis

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Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#341: Sep 22nd 2022 at 11:03:19 AM

9/22/22

Oh, I have an update on the succession crisis following Regional Manager Marika's.... retirement. Apparently there are three candidates up for promotion: Malenia, Miquella, and Ranni. Although, it looks like Miquella is missing, no one knows where he is.

~Archsage

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#342: Sep 22nd 2022 at 12:49:58 PM

9/22/22

Can we just drop that department in the ocean or something. It seems like more trouble than its worth.

-BackSet1

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Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#343: Sep 22nd 2022 at 12:54:39 PM

9/22/22

I wish we could but remember the benefactor for the branch? I think their name was like "Will" or something. If we got on their bad side we'd lose like, a fifth of our profits.

~Archsage

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#344: Sep 22nd 2022 at 12:59:20 PM

9/22/22

I miss when this was just an office comedy.

-BackSet1

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moefoxes Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
#345: Sep 22nd 2022 at 1:04:05 PM

9/22/22

Bad news. I saw these creepy red monsters running around and some of them look like the various Bobs. They all smell strongly of blood and birthday cake. Also, my entire cubicle is now covered in flesh.

Edited by moefoxes on Sep 23rd 2022 at 8:59:51 AM

Inconsistently active.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#346: Sep 22nd 2022 at 1:19:34 PM

09/22/22

All security are hereby authorized to wear Plot Armor vests when battling Bobslobs and Parliment biomass/agents.

We're also adding coin-op versions of the Reviver Machine at all checkpoints. Death has finally been made cheap.

-Dvorak

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#347: Sep 22nd 2022 at 1:32:01 PM

9/22/22

5 Cents? In this economy!?

-Some Asshole Probably

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ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#348: Sep 22nd 2022 at 1:34:16 PM

9/22/2022

The one in the giant spider lab is free, because communism.

-Chloe Jessica

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#349: Sep 22nd 2022 at 7:21:15 PM

09/22/22

Actually, it's 10% of all the money you have on you when being rezzed, just like Borderlands. "Coin-op" just sounded cooler.

Edited by dvorak on Sep 22nd 2022 at 7:23:16 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
ChloeJessica Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
#350: Sep 22nd 2022 at 8:07:05 PM

9/22/2022

I said FREE

-Chloe Jessica

PS. Default Android firmware is ridiculously easy to hack. Fire whoever developed the software on these things.

PPS. The rez machine in the lab now runs DOOM as well as resurrecting people for free.

Edited by ChloeJessica on Sep 22nd 2022 at 8:08:15 AM


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