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9/21/2022
I say we throw all the Bobs at him except the original. It could kill two birds — or rather hundreds of Bobs plus an anomalous juggernaut — with one stone, and has virtually no chance of going wrong whatsoever.
Also, J08 hasn't been near my lab, so I don't know what he's talking about when he says "all of R&D". Maybe I've been exiled or something.
9/21/2022
Noted, thanks for the info. BackSet, Archsage, make your way to my lab. I'll outfit the three of us to go after J08 using the latest from the Plot Armor and Purposely Overpowered departments.
9/21/22
How did the australium not warn- OHHH, Bob threw an Idiot Ball at me and I didn't notice. Well, guess I'm screwed. Eh, I'll go ahead and spend the last bit of my time with my power wisely. I'm going to go and find every Bob I can before I go down. I'm gonna crush their skulls!
Praise the Lamb!9/22/2022
A warning to the team taking on Tarnished Bob. The Scarlet Rot is incredibly deadly and infects people incredibly easily. I recommend killing him. Trying to subdue and capture him is too risky. We dont want the Rot escaping the Lands Between.
~Archsage
Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.9/22/22
Sir, this isn't our first rodeo. We've dealt with anomalous infections before and we'll deal with them again.
-MTF-####
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Divine, anomalous. Same difference. If we got scared at every single thing that claimed to be godly, we wouldn't be very good at our jobs.
-MTF-####
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True, but the Scarlet Rot does have the power to make someone a Physical God so its not a stretch to call the living source of it an actual God.
~Archsage
Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.9/22/22
On the record, if anyone attempts to "contain" me, it will not end well.
-Sothis
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Oh, I have an update on the succession crisis following Regional Manager Marika's.... retirement. Apparently there are three candidates up for promotion: Malenia, Miquella, and Ranni. Although, it looks like Miquella is missing, no one knows where he is.
~Archsage
Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.9/22/22
Can we just drop that department in the ocean or something. It seems like more trouble than its worth.
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All security are hereby authorized to wear Plot Armor vests when battling Bobslobs and Parliment biomass/agents.
We're also adding coin-op versions of the Reviver Machine at all checkpoints. Death has finally been made cheap.
-Dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!09/22/22
Actually, it's 10% of all the money you have on you when being rezzed, just like Borderlands. "Coin-op" just sounded cooler.
Edited by dvorak on Sep 22nd 2022 at 7:23:16 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!9/22/2022
I said FREE
PS. Default Android firmware is ridiculously easy to hack. Fire whoever developed the software on these things.
PPS. The rez machine in the lab now runs DOOM as well as resurrecting people for free.
Edited by ChloeJessica on Sep 22nd 2022 at 8:08:15 AM

9/21/22
Fucking hell. Should I call in Doom Guy or something.
-BackSet1
Edited by BackSet1 on Sep 21st 2022 at 6:14:31 AM
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