Then he stabbed me owwy ow ow.
"Jenny, where are my rings?"
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my GodThe chainsaws got stuck in the ground.
Kasane Teto showed up at my house today. I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
But to my shock and horror, the movie they were showing was The Room (2003)!
It's just like the ocean under the moon, oh it's the same as the emotion that I get from you!
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)Specifically the emotion of evil.
My girlfriend spent five nights at a certain place.
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my GodThere's no way I could be killed in only two sentences, right?
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Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat."You got lucky, punk" said the three-sentence killer.
Hear the drums echoing tonight, but she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation.
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)I mean, what kind of vendor has eight tentacle shaped limbs?
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Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my GodThe next day, everyone I know started addressing me by my full name, fake name included: Jennifer Paenis.
"Don't eat that," my boyfriend said as I put the potato chip in my mouth.
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.Because the dog took a bite out of it.
The area’s been a lot quieter since the train carrying a plane engine derailed. I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.
Zzz...
I lit up a candle and saw a pair of eyes looking back at me. I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
I sure hope it isn't Candle Jack... oh crap
As Mr. Collins locked his classroom door for the last time, he hoped the next teacher would never discover the grim secret of Room 403.
It's actually Room 666!
I walked into the fireworks store.
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my GodThen everything exploded and everyone died a horrific and painful death.
I must've slept on my neck wrong. Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Little did I know, the cupcake was secretly evil!
My cactus is looking kinda... dry?
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)That was when noticed the cactus was actually a very dry monster.
"Make me a sandwich!" he yelled.
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God

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Knife Guy, this isn’t who you really are inside, please stop.
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