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INDONESIARAYA (Newbie) Relationship Status: Singularity
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#2352: Jun 23rd 2025 at 11:39:05 PM

But then he got removed from the game!


Jason still hit me even through I was 1 km away from him!

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#2353: Jun 24th 2025 at 4:47:08 AM

Welcome to Forsaken.


And then he took off his mask...

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#2354: Jun 24th 2025 at 4:53:35 AM

And then he took off his face...


I was sick, sick unto death with that long agony; and when they at length unbound me, and I was permitted to sit, I felt that my senses were leaving me.

Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)
INDONESIARAYA (Newbie) Relationship Status: Singularity
#2355: Jun 24th 2025 at 5:23:42 AM

Because you get heart attack


You live in Ballas Country

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2356: Jun 24th 2025 at 9:53:29 AM

Ah, shit; here we go again!


I went downstairs to milk the Creature for breakfast.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#2357: Jun 24th 2025 at 9:58:45 AM

It wasn't too thrilled about being milked.


Who was I talking to again?

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
WhoaBundy Since: Dec, 2013
#2358: Jun 24th 2025 at 10:17:02 AM

"Me, muthafucka," said a giant seven-foot tall caveman as he tied me to the bed with vines and beat me to death slowly with a brachiosaurus leg, my blood splattering everywhere.


Sometimes I wondered if anyone noticed me at all as I hid in the rafters with my knife.

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#2359: Jun 24th 2025 at 3:17:44 PM

It's good if they don't, because then I stab them!


My roommate is such a Neat Freak.

For every low there is a high.
iwantedtoaddsomething Since: Feb, 2015
#2360: Jun 25th 2025 at 9:27:48 AM

As I was writing this, he even stood beside me with a knife to my throat and made me pothole Neat Freak.


If I choose the wrong door, I could be doomed for all eternity.

DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#2361: Jun 25th 2025 at 10:31:10 AM

And so, I picked the right door.


Ever feel like someone's watching you over your shoulder?

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Mildude A Member of the Midnight Crew from the you-know-what Since: Sep, 2021 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
A Member of the Midnight Crew
#2362: Jun 25th 2025 at 3:13:28 PM

"Yes," said someone who was over my shoulder.


It's gonna be hard retrieving the MacGuffin from The Dreaded while he's asleep.

Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
NoName404 [Insert Title Here] from Sealand Since: May, 2024 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#2364: Jun 25th 2025 at 4:53:26 PM

Never mind, it was just ketchup.


Why is Baldi at the foot of my bed?

Currently Reading: N/A
Ratatoskr Imbued with a Combustible and Volatile Nature from Yggdrasil (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: Love = my face = a building on fire
Imbued with a Combustible and Volatile Nature
#2365: Jun 25th 2025 at 4:58:35 PM

"Sorry, that one was my bad," spoke the flustered voice of the Demon That Summons Mascot Horror Characters.


"According to some game forums I've been on, some creepy ass shit happens when you enter in this cheat code, but I reeaaaally doubt that's the case."

AITA for telling slanderous gossip and provoking the eagle and Nidhogg?
iwantedtoaddsomething Since: Feb, 2015
#2366: Jun 25th 2025 at 7:37:20 PM

But after I successfully typed REVENGEOFTHEDIARRHEAMONSTERS in its entirety you'll never guess what happened. note 


That's weird, this treadmill is starting to go faster than usual...

WhoaBundy Since: Dec, 2013
#2367: Jun 25th 2025 at 8:37:52 PM

"Hahahaha! Welcome to The Flash (2023)!" mocked director Andrés Muschietti as my skin and clothing turned into horrible, stiff, rubbery CGI.


"Who the hell are you?" said Jay to the masked man peeking in his window.

pyromancingsandwich RAM Day 8: Taco from Yoyleland (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
RAM Day 8: Taco
#2368: Jun 25th 2025 at 8:40:03 PM

"None of your business," Said the Other Jay in a suit.


I had a bad time 'cause I couldn't rhyme, and so I saw you walking down the street alone.

Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#2369: Jun 25th 2025 at 11:26:22 PM

So I hit you with a stick and it broke a bone.


Someone else is scratching my butt!

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#2370: Jun 26th 2025 at 2:39:54 PM

It's the Butt Demon!


Were you at a friend's house?

For every low there is a high.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#2371: Jun 26th 2025 at 3:34:03 PM

Yeah, where else am I gonna get premium human blood to drink?

The music playing in the house unnerved me...

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
Mildude A Member of the Midnight Crew from the you-know-what Since: Sep, 2021 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#2373: Jun 27th 2025 at 5:01:42 AM

Damn is the man in the mirror ugly...


I may have just swapped bodies with someone else...

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
iwantedtoaddsomething Since: Feb, 2015
#2374: Jun 27th 2025 at 5:35:42 AM

But the transaction is taking a long time to go through and I'm worried the fuzz will find out first.


If you're there, give me a sign.

Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#2375: Jun 27th 2025 at 5:38:42 AM

That's when I was clubbed over the head by a stop-sign.


While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)

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