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Grotadmorv Got a taste for scotch and abusive guys from Felix Hagan City, Family Avenue (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Got a taste for scotch and abusive guys
#201: Nov 13th 2022 at 11:49:06 PM

Tomorrow, I'm putting parental block on my little Jimmy's phone so he stops watching funny TikToks all night.

It was a normal day at the park, until I saw something strange sticking out of the ground.

Make it so we never die, and take the pain away
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#202: Nov 14th 2022 at 4:30:09 PM

It was the arm of Ned the Park Ranger Zombie, and he pulled me underground and turned me into another Park Ranger Zombie!


I was never afraid of the ocean until my sailing trip last week.

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#203: Nov 14th 2022 at 7:26:16 PM

I got stung by a jellyfish!

I went to the drive-through and took my order, when I heard a weird robotic voice speaking to me...

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#204: Nov 15th 2022 at 9:23:25 AM

The intercom is older than I am.

As I read through the "Two-Sentence Horror Story Game," I noticed something strange...

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#205: Nov 15th 2022 at 9:27:21 AM

Oh no! Superjohn is writing a response! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

the cult lowered me into the pit, then I heard a terrifying roar!

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#206: Nov 15th 2022 at 10:09:04 AM

Tiniuini screamed "I specifically asked for a non-virgin this time!"


I am trapped in a hole with an angry (if adorable and tiny) Eldritch Abomination.

Edited by dvorak on Nov 15th 2022 at 10:09:45 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Bluethorn They're back! from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
They're back!
#207: Nov 20th 2022 at 2:20:32 PM

I started screaming as it punched me a million times with it's tiny fists.

That typo was accidental but I'm leaving it, lol

I looked in the mirror one morning and saw that my appearance had changed...

Currently playing Yooka-Replaylee
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#208: Nov 20th 2022 at 3:26:43 PM

My human disguise was almost finished. Soon I could begin finding victims to drink their blood because I am a VAMPIRE!


"Watch this Marvel movie until after the credits, something funny will happen," my friends said.

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#209: Nov 20th 2022 at 3:31:43 PM

Then I saw something horrifying... MARCUS FROM AVENGERS 200! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me and my friends were stuck in our car on the tracks as the train was approaching...

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
Bluethorn They're back! from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
They're back!
#210: Nov 26th 2022 at 6:40:11 PM

Then it hit us and sent us flying into orbit and we screamed "NOOOOOO!!"

At 3:30 AM, I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water.

[down] 😂

Edited by Bluethorn on Nov 26th 2022 at 6:56:54 AM

Currently playing Yooka-Replaylee
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#211: Nov 26th 2022 at 6:50:42 PM

But then, the glass of water came to life and drank ME!


I never should have gone into the basement.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Nov 26th 2022 at 9:51:22 AM

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
PurpleEyedGuma Since: Apr, 2020
#212: Nov 26th 2022 at 7:58:57 PM

There was a man in there, and that man was ME when I went into the basement.


The house next door has been eerily quiet lately.

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#213: Nov 26th 2022 at 8:02:49 PM

Then I remember they left for a vacation.

As I walk through the abandoned school at night, I heard noises in the cafeteria...

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#214: Dec 5th 2022 at 4:58:08 PM

It was an evil demon summoner guy, and he summoned Foodthulhu, the evil cafeteria food demon!


I was walking home at night from a party, alone.

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Berrenta Bejeweled (she/her) (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Bejeweled (she/her)
#215: Dec 5th 2022 at 5:05:05 PM

Nobody wanted to dance with me!


A weird smell came from the car...

rundownforge49 Since: Sep, 2022 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
#216: Dec 5th 2022 at 9:46:36 PM

..., I guess I should clean off its feet.

Is this really supposed to be on the Taco Bell menu?

Bubblepig Steve from Minecraft (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
#217: Dec 5th 2022 at 10:20:18 PM

Oh wait, this is Taco John's. My bad....


I went to the fridge to get some midnight snacks but then I smelled something awful, so I check my fridge and I saw ......

"CHICKEN JOCKEY!"
Grotadmorv Got a taste for scotch and abusive guys from Felix Hagan City, Family Avenue (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Got a taste for scotch and abusive guys
#218: Dec 5th 2022 at 10:59:20 PM

I have GOT to throw out that spoiled kale!

When I squeezed my toothpaste, I wasn't expecting this to come out...

Make it so we never die, and take the pain away
kirbman Mamaf*cker! from The place Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#219: Dec 6th 2022 at 1:14:27 AM

Guys, the point of this game is to try to be scary, but failing. This isn't the Stab the Salad Game.

It was the toothpaste monster, here to steal your teeth!

I was walking through the dark forest, when I suddenly heard something behind me...

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#220: Dec 6th 2022 at 2:14:26 PM

It was the meatworm. Again.


The creature stared with burning eyes from the darkest corner of my room...

Edited by dvorak on Dec 6th 2022 at 2:15:13 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#221: Dec 6th 2022 at 3:41:37 PM

It was then that I realized... my eyes were on fire too!


I should have listened when my parents warned me not to download files from strange websites.

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#222: Dec 6th 2022 at 4:55:27 PM

I didn't know my hard drive could hold that much weird pornography...!


As I tried to read, the letters skittered and writhed under my gaze, as if reluctant to give up their secrets.

Edited by dvorak on Dec 6th 2022 at 4:55:48 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#223: Dec 6th 2022 at 5:03:22 PM

Granted I was a serial killer, so I could understand their reluctance.

I screamed as the demon dragged me into the circus tent...

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
Wafer from the Banjo-Tooie world, meditating (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#224: Dec 6th 2022 at 5:05:19 PM

I'm tired and I didn't want to go!


I had a hard time falling asleep, but just when I did...

"She is a girl" - THE HAMLET GLUTTON
rundownforge49 Since: Sep, 2022 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
#225: Dec 6th 2022 at 5:18:14 PM

I learned that "don't let the bedbugs bite" was a warning.

Turning on the headlights was a bad idea.


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