It was the arm of Ned the Park Ranger Zombie, and he pulled me underground and turned me into another Park Ranger Zombie!
I was never afraid of the ocean until my sailing trip last week. Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Oh no! Superjohn is writing a response! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
the cult lowered me into the pit, then I heard a terrifying roar!
"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"Tiniuini screamed "I specifically asked for a non-virgin this time!"
I am trapped in a hole with an angry (if adorable and tiny) Eldritch Abomination.
Edited by dvorak on Nov 15th 2022 at 10:09:45 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!My human disguise was almost finished. Soon I could begin finding victims to drink their blood because I am a VAMPIRE!
"Watch this Marvel movie until after the credits, something funny will happen," my friends said. Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Then it hit us and sent us flying into orbit and we screamed "NOOOOOO!!"
At 3:30 AM, I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water.
😂
Edited by Bluethorn on Nov 26th 2022 at 6:56:54 AM
Currently playing Yooka-ReplayleeBut then, the glass of water came to life and drank ME!
I never should have gone into the basement.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Nov 26th 2022 at 9:51:22 AM
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.It was an evil demon summoner guy, and he summoned Foodthulhu, the evil cafeteria food demon!
I was walking home at night from a party, alone. Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Oh wait, this is Taco John's. My bad....
I went to the fridge to get some midnight snacks but then I smelled something awful, so I check my fridge and I saw ...... "CHICKEN JOCKEY!"
It was then that I realized... my eyes were on fire too!
I should have listened when my parents warned me not to download files from strange websites. Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
I'm tired and I didn't want to go!
I had a hard time falling asleep, but just when I did...
"She is a girl" - THE HAMLET GLUTTON

Tomorrow, I'm putting parental block on my little Jimmy's phone so he stops watching funny TikToks all night.
It was a normal day at the park, until I saw something strange sticking out of the ground.
Make it so we never die, and take the pain away