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DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#176: Nov 9th 2022 at 9:00:04 AM

Five Nights at Freddy's, which I cannot stop playing because it is the bestest and scariest game ev- OH NO HERE COMES FOXY


The house was dark and decrepit on the outside, but what was inside was even worse.

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Berrenta Bejeweled (she/her) (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Bejeweled (she/her)
#177: Nov 9th 2022 at 9:22:51 AM

There are termites and rats everywhere!


My boss told me it's too dangerous to come in today.

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#178: Nov 10th 2022 at 5:51:32 AM

Kind of a understatement when the apocalypse is happening, but it's the thought that counts.

As I was canoeing in the Amazon river, I saw a creature following behind me...

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#179: Nov 10th 2022 at 10:17:23 AM

It was my crazy ex wife!


I ate and ate and ate but I was never satisfied.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#180: Nov 10th 2022 at 10:33:55 AM

Then I realized that the only one who could help me was... the meat worm.


"Let's stop at this motel, what's the worst that could happen?" my wife said.

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#181: Nov 10th 2022 at 12:02:49 PM

The hotel is completely booked. Where will we stay now?

As I sleep, I see a demonic figure in my dreams...

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#182: Nov 10th 2022 at 12:07:25 PM

Even worse, all it says is "We've been tryna reach you about your car's extended warranty..."


As I listened to the heavy breathing on phone, I looked at the Caller ID...

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Bluethorn They're back! from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
They're back!
#183: Nov 11th 2022 at 2:49:15 AM

It said "AAAAAHHH!!! THIS IS A KILLER PHONE!!!1 RUN!!!!"

I never believed in ghosts. Until one day...

Currently playing Yooka-Replaylee
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#184: Nov 11th 2022 at 4:53:50 AM

I was stabbed over 9000 times, and then I looked down at my body covered in hyper-realistic blood, and I realized that now I AM GOST!!!


I was playing Pokemon Go when my phone started glitching out.

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#185: Nov 11th 2022 at 5:04:54 AM

The poltergeist from my house is following me!

That's strange, Neptune is far closer to earth than normal...

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
MattsLifeRuined123 Current Avatar: Flint the Fox (OC) from Somewhere in Europe. (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Current Avatar: Flint the Fox (OC)
#186: Nov 11th 2022 at 6:35:51 AM

Oh wait, that's just the moon.


I was chilling in my home, when i noticed a large crack in the wall.

Never walk a sleepwaker
Libraryseraph uu~ from Canada (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Raising My Lily Rank With You
uu~
#187: Nov 11th 2022 at 6:42:42 AM

I need to get some spackle. But like, evil spackle, since this is a horror story


"You have detention!" my teacher yelled.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FOR MARIA
Berrenta Bejeweled (she/her) (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Bejeweled (she/her)
#188: Nov 11th 2022 at 8:18:26 AM

She caught me trying to prank her with a fake spider.


I heard a scream when visiting my friend at the party...

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#189: Nov 11th 2022 at 8:49:46 AM

Always a good sign when people scream; it means the ritual worked and they've just seen how adorable our patron Tiniuini is.


As I crept down the reeking, flesh-covered corridor, I heard a clattering in the air vents...

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#190: Nov 12th 2022 at 7:03:09 AM

It was the impostor, who was NOT sus!


I never understood why my grandma gave me that old doll from her attic.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Nov 12th 2022 at 10:03:31 AM

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
MattsLifeRuined123 Current Avatar: Flint the Fox (OC) from Somewhere in Europe. (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Current Avatar: Flint the Fox (OC)
#191: Nov 12th 2022 at 8:37:59 AM

I still don't.


As I walked through the woods, i slowly started to realize why it was quiet..

Never walk a sleepwaker
Bubblepig Steve from Minecraft (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
#192: Nov 12th 2022 at 10:31:50 AM

It's midnight and people are sleeping at the campsite. Silly me!


I heard a knock of my bedroom window, so I take a peek and saw......

"CHICKEN JOCKEY!"
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#193: Nov 12th 2022 at 12:43:44 PM

A bird just flew into it. Left a crack on it, too.

I'm alone at night and get a phone call. I answer it and the voice tells me someone is watching me...

MattsLifeRuined123 Current Avatar: Flint the Fox (OC) from Somewhere in Europe. (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Current Avatar: Flint the Fox (OC)
#194: Nov 12th 2022 at 1:04:54 PM

..mes very loudly near thier room, and they're asking me to shush that guy down.


I always thought Bigfoot was a myth.

Never walk a sleepwaker
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#195: Nov 12th 2022 at 2:00:43 PM

Until he broke into my room at midnight and did a SUPER scary jumpscare before killing me.


A man in a bunny suit was standing in a dark alley.

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
moefoxes Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
#196: Nov 12th 2022 at 2:47:17 PM

I walked closer and I realize that the figure was actually SPRINGTRAP FROM FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS!!!!


I went to the kitchen to get a snack and I saw that blood was leaking out from the refridgerator...

Inconsistently active.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#197: Nov 12th 2022 at 2:59:25 PM

Dammit! someone opened up the steaks before we could cook them!

I put the mysterious VHS tape in my VCR, wondering what my dead aunt wanted me to see...

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
Berrenta Bejeweled (she/her) (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Bejeweled (she/her)
#198: Nov 12th 2022 at 9:43:47 PM

It was her video taped will. Hopefully I don't get something terrible!


Suddenly, my dog was acting strangely.

MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#199: Nov 12th 2022 at 10:04:14 PM

Who's blowing that dog whistle?

As I lay in bed, I hear a growling...

dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#200: Nov 12th 2022 at 11:01:46 PM

I was hungry.


Nothing is more disturbing than a child's laughter.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!

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