It was my crazy ex wife!
I ate and ate and ate but I was never satisfied. Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Then I realized that the only one who could help me was... the meat worm.
"Let's stop at this motel, what's the worst that could happen?" my wife said. Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
I was stabbed over 9000 times, and then I looked down at my body covered in hyper-realistic blood, and I realized that now I AM GOST!!!
I was playing Pokemon Go when my phone started glitching out. Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Oh wait, that's just the moon.
I was chilling in my home, when i noticed a large crack in the wall.
Never walk a sleepwakerIt was the impostor, who was NOT sus!
I never understood why my grandma gave me that old doll from her attic.
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Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.It's midnight and people are sleeping at the campsite. Silly me!
I heard a knock of my bedroom window, so I take a peek and saw...... "CHICKEN JOCKEY!"
..mes very loudly near thier room, and they're asking me to shush that guy down.
I always thought Bigfoot was a myth.
Never walk a sleepwakerUntil he broke into my room at midnight and did a SUPER scary jumpscare before killing me.
A man in a bunny suit was standing in a dark alley. Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
It was her video taped will. Hopefully I don't get something terrible!
Suddenly, my dog was acting strangely.

Five Nights at Freddy's, which I cannot stop playing because it is the bestest and scariest game ev- OH NO HERE COMES FOXY
The house was dark and decrepit on the outside, but what was inside was even worse. Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.